Type S Love - Real life experience
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#42
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Sorry guys, although I got a tan today, I have a blister on my toe and it’s making me a little cranky. My wife said I need to stay off the AZ forum because it’s petty to argue with what “sounds like a bunch of 15yr old idiots on the internet jealous about your car” so now I’m not getting a blowie tonight… You ruined it for not only your own wives but mine as well.. that’s my farewell. I guess I’ll keep my car to myself.. see ya. For the cool ones it’s been great!! Peace.
#43
Burning Brakes
Sorry guys, although I got a tan today, I have a blister on my toe and it’s making me a little cranky. My wife said I need to stay off the AZ forum because it’s petty to argue with what “sounds like a bunch of 15yr old idiots on the internet jealous about your car” so now I’m not getting a blowie tonight… You ruined it for not only your own wives but mine as well.. that’s my farewell. I guess I’ll keep my car to myself.. see ya. For the cool ones it’s been great!! Peace.
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I’m starting to think half the users on here are actually the 15 year olds trolling. Quite unbelievable.
Not all butt hurt about it but seriously - I bet what’s really happening is all you guys are divorced, haven’t had a blow job in years (if ever), absolutely just hate yourselves to where you can never share enjoyment with anything unless it’s your own idea… which is why you’re divorced and don’t have any pleasures other than your CPO BMW which nobody cares about…
I’m starting to think half the users on here are actually the 15 year olds trolling. Quite unbelievable.
Not all butt hurt about it but seriously - I bet what’s really happening is all you guys are divorced, haven’t had a blow job in years (if ever), absolutely just hate yourselves to where you can never share enjoyment with anything unless it’s your own idea… which is why you’re divorced and don’t have any pleasures other than your CPO BMW which nobody cares about…
I created my AZ account at age 2 (after all, I share genetic DNA with Nikola Tesla).
I tried to get a blowjob from a lot lizard in Albuquerque NM once.
Once. (Johnny Dangerously voice).
I was married to a soccer mom but she divorced me right after you revved your type s down the neighborhood. Even my 4 year old was like, damn dad, you're a loser, look at that guy!
And that was it for me. I gave up on life, bought a cpo bmw and started drinking. Cool aid.
I troll here because my only real life friend is a talking monkey. Came here from space. Feisty little fella. All he says is Faux Fiddle Leaf Fig Ficus.
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A breakdown over a blister on the toe?
The usual excuse is "I was drunk"
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#48
Burning Brakes
Damn, you just blew (pun intended) my mind how well you figured me out.
I created my AZ account at age 2 (after all, I share genetic DNA with Nikola Tesla).
I tried to get a blowjob from a lot lizard in Albuquerque NM once.
Once. (Johnny Dangerously voice).
I was married to a soccer mom but she divorced me right after you revved your type s down the neighborhood. Even my 4 year old was like, damn dad, you're a loser, look at that guy!
And that was it for me. I gave up on life, bought a cpo bmw and started drinking. Cool aid.
I troll here because my only real life friend is a talking monkey. Came here from space. Feisty little fella. All he says is Faux Fiddle Leaf Fig Ficus.
I created my AZ account at age 2 (after all, I share genetic DNA with Nikola Tesla).
I tried to get a blowjob from a lot lizard in Albuquerque NM once.
Once. (Johnny Dangerously voice).
I was married to a soccer mom but she divorced me right after you revved your type s down the neighborhood. Even my 4 year old was like, damn dad, you're a loser, look at that guy!
And that was it for me. I gave up on life, bought a cpo bmw and started drinking. Cool aid.
I troll here because my only real life friend is a talking monkey. Came here from space. Feisty little fella. All he says is Faux Fiddle Leaf Fig Ficus.
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#50
Sorry guys, although I got a tan today, I have a blister on my toe and it’s making me a little cranky. My wife said I need to stay off the AZ forum because it’s petty to argue with what “sounds like a bunch of 15yr old idiots on the internet jealous about your car” so now I’m not getting a blowie tonight… You ruined it for not only your own wives but mine as well.. that’s my farewell. I guess I’ll keep my car to myself.. see ya. For the cool ones it’s been great!! Peace.
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#52
Imagine (allegedly) being on the forum for 10 years and then as soon as you open your mouth, you get so butthurt over your imbecility that you leave in less than 30 days. To be that big of a clown and an immature stupid little sh!t eating tw@t.
#53
Some Guy Who Loves Cars
He’s mad he can’t get the love he wants anywhere, including here at AZ, because everyone is calling bullshit on Acura for this release. But hey, if it makes him feel better, he can keep driving around to get thumbs up and winks from idiots who think he drives a really fast car because it says Type S. Just don’t try to actually race anyone.
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#54
Ghostof TypeS Past had his 15 min of fame. As he never gave any meaty ownership contributions, all we have are his wild stories.
I have a feeling he'll be back when Acura needs saving again.
I have a feeling he'll be back when Acura needs saving again.
#55
Moderator
I think this one has run it's course.
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