i'm at work. car is at home. fiance is off work today and just sent me these pics.

 

I told you to dump the body but "NO!" -sassy no-

You had to keep it one more day.

 

Oh heeellllllll nooooooooo

 

he probably moved it over to that garbage bin.

 

They thought it was there Mama wif purple feet.

 

^^^^ LOL.....but holy shit!

 

 

WTF?? Are those vultures? They're huge!

 

Time to whip out the shotgun and some quick detailer...

 

Vultures? You run over some roadkill recently?

 

lol "screw the hyundai, my poop would look better on this acura"

 

damn that is going to be a big ass shit stain

 

* hold PANIC button*

Wait for epic reaction.

 

LOL!!! At first I thought they were crows, but then I took a good look at it....freaking vultures!!!!!!! Those are going to be some hugh poops!! Time to buss out the shotties!

 

Dude that sucks, but holy hell sick ride!

 

 

Nothing a 12 gauge can't handle

 

^^^better make sure they're off the car first.
that'd be one Holy TL.

 

@ all the comments.

they are indeed, vultures. blood thirsty disgusting flying rats. they tend to gather on trash day. i've literally seen them work as a team. they'll hover around the dumpster, and pick up full trash bags with their feet, fly across the parking lot at a safe vertical height and let go of the trash bag...causing it to fall and explode all over the parking lot.

it's ridiculous.

i'm about to go home for lunch to inspect the damage to my roof. i'll buff out all the scratches if i can, and keep my cover on from now on (even tho that is a hassle).

fucking birds.

 

Looks like they shit all over your wheels

 

Birds like gross, nasty, ugly things on the road so that must be why they are all over your car

 

Nerp. Looks like they are just standing there.

 

Wacker

 

 

I'd put out a nice trash bag full of rat poison for them right next to the dumpster and move your car far away from it that day.

 

Been nice knowing you, OP...

 

I'm a good shot

 

ok so i went home for lunch to inspect the damage.

it's way worse than i could have imagined. scratches all over the roof, hood and trunk, even the sides of the car. they also managed to eat through the sunroof weather stripping, about 60% of it is gone.

i called my insurance, filed a claim, and will be taking it to a buddy's paint shop to get this fixed soon.

 

Aaron, you were a bad boy in your previous life.
Sorry to see that, buddy.

 

Dude, fuck birds.

 

holy shit dude hurry up and get out of that place already!!

 

Awww, WTF!! Fucking birds!!

 

That sucks!!!

 

fuck that!!! go buy i shit load of bb guns and blast them fools!!!

 

k1x.... i cant stop looking at your avi everywhere i see you post...

 

What. De. Fuq.

Sucks that it'll need a re-paint. Do your neighbors' car have similar damage?

 

Holy shit dude. That sucks.

Next time you cart off a dead hooker rent a car.

 

That is fucked up..

 

Same thing happened to my girls CL and my mom's Camry right outside my house house. Shit is NOT buffing out. Guess they only like gold cars though, my tl is fine.

 

Damn....Thankgiving would come early this year if I were around