Jawdropper on eBay?
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Jawdropper on eBay?
Anyone seen or heard of these? N00b here, just curious if this is a piece of $h1t or something worth while??
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1-PERFORMANCE-CHIP-ACURA-TL-1998-2008-FUEL-SAVER_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trkparmsZ72Q3a1205Q7c66Q3 a2Q7c65Q3a12Q7c39Q3a1Q7c240Q3a1318QQ_trksidZp3286Q 2ec0Q2em14QQhashZitem220319128593QQitemZ2203191285 93QQptZMotorsQ5fCarQ5fTruckQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories
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I have 1 Q, how can people even beileve these advertisments. Come on a supercharger for 5k doesn't even make you 130hp. And the 40mpg, driving 25mph topspeed will get u that lol, with some weight redution.
Well thats why these people sell them for the guys who don't ask for advice go ahead and buy them, so DBA we saved you some money. Like ^^^ said no fing way. For $30, 130hp? I will give my TL-S away if this product works. If it did what it said it does, we would all have it.
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The thing that I want to know is how many people have caused damage to their electrical systems or ECU's by installing this thing. I mean what actually goes on in that box?
Come on....would you not seriously reconsider buying a product where the marketeer does not even know how to correctly spell TRIPLE? He spells it TRIPPLE.
Outside of that...no...these products on ebay that are sold are complete and udder junk. The claims alone should be enough to tell one that...as already pointed out several times in this thread.
Congrats though...you just asked your first and the A#1 biggest and most popular newbie question on the site...lol. Dont feel bad...many of us have likely asked a dumb question or two in our time! lol And your right...the dumbest questions are those that are not asked! So dont feel bad at all....thats in part what we are all here for...to keep you from wasting your money or at least giving you opinions in advance so you can make an educated decision...so asking is not dumb at all! Just the opposite.
Outside of that...no...these products on ebay that are sold are complete and udder junk. The claims alone should be enough to tell one that...as already pointed out several times in this thread.
Congrats though...you just asked your first and the A#1 biggest and most popular newbie question on the site...lol. Dont feel bad...many of us have likely asked a dumb question or two in our time! lol And your right...the dumbest questions are those that are not asked! So dont feel bad at all....thats in part what we are all here for...to keep you from wasting your money or at least giving you opinions in advance so you can make an educated decision...so asking is not dumb at all! Just the opposite.
Check that...he also spells TRIPLE....(never correctly mind you)
TRIPPLE
TRIAPPLE
Seems like he cant make up his mind exactly how he spells his own product? Figure that out. His entire verbiage is basically filled with telling you the five or six word name of his product repetitively over and over....and I find it absolutely funny he says its tuned to each and every vehicle...but then lists Acura TL from 1998 to 2008 - which come with different engines with different operating parameters.
TRIPPLE
TRIAPPLE
Seems like he cant make up his mind exactly how he spells his own product? Figure that out. His entire verbiage is basically filled with telling you the five or six word name of his product repetitively over and over....and I find it absolutely funny he says its tuned to each and every vehicle...but then lists Acura TL from 1998 to 2008 - which come with different engines with different operating parameters.
God...I love ripping these ads apart....listen to some of the verbiage on the self help guy prompts at the bottom of the page....
120% guarantee? Then say they will return your complete purchase price, freight to and from. Guess what....thats only a 100% guarantee people. They say...thats right...we will pay you to return it. No they wont...they will pay the freight back to return it....you will be left with nothing...so its not like they are paying you anything. And the law of odds would tell any marketeer that if you sell 100 of them....and they all suck.....that only about 30-35% of the people will take the time to return a product under $50. So guess what....its priced below $50.
This ebay ad holds ALL the classic lines and should be used as a picture perfect example of how to legally scam the American public on ebay. Its a tried and true money making scam that works with the law of averages and odds and counts on the fickle American public to make their profits.
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Ok...now lets ad this little trinket to the mix:
In fact 95% of our customers have ZERO automotive experience! If you can plug in an electrical cord, you can absolutely install your JAWdropper performance module! Keep in mind, if you have any questions, our industry leading factory trained technicians will be at your beck and call, ready to walk you through the install with detailed step by step directions.
I bet 95% of their customers have ZERO automotive experience...lol. Figure the odds!
120% guarantee? Then say they will return your complete purchase price, freight to and from. Guess what....thats only a 100% guarantee people. They say...thats right...we will pay you to return it. No they wont...they will pay the freight back to return it....you will be left with nothing...so its not like they are paying you anything. And the law of odds would tell any marketeer that if you sell 100 of them....and they all suck.....that only about 30-35% of the people will take the time to return a product under $50. So guess what....its priced below $50.
This ebay ad holds ALL the classic lines and should be used as a picture perfect example of how to legally scam the American public on ebay. Its a tried and true money making scam that works with the law of averages and odds and counts on the fickle American public to make their profits.
Edit..
Ok...now lets ad this little trinket to the mix:
In fact 95% of our customers have ZERO automotive experience! If you can plug in an electrical cord, you can absolutely install your JAWdropper performance module! Keep in mind, if you have any questions, our industry leading factory trained technicians will be at your beck and call, ready to walk you through the install with detailed step by step directions.
I bet 95% of their customers have ZERO automotive experience...lol. Figure the odds!
Last edited by MichaelBenz; Nov 27, 2008 at 04:06 PM.
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Well thats why these people sell them for the guys who don't ask for advice go ahead and buy them, so DBA we saved you some money. Like ^^^ said no fing way. For $30, 130hp? I will give my TL-S away if this product works. If it did what it said it does, we would all have it.
Can you imagine if it actually works.
For $30 I'll have a 3rd Gen NBP TL-S with the types S body kit sitting on Ron Jon Lenends. I dont want to list all your mods but for $30 its worth a try.
All jokes aside though it's crap. If it was that easy people will be selling them wholesale.
From What i heard this device tricks ur electrical system into thinking that there's more hp and gas milage when in reality there is none. I bet they even tell you it takes a while for you to see results, so by the time you realize it doent work its too late to return.
haha dude, its crazy but I know for sure there is no way that could work the way they said it would. Are you gonna try to prove me wrong..?
Mike. You're willing to risk ur car if it works?
Can you imagine if it actually works.
For $30 I'll have a 3rd Gen NBP TL-S with the types S body kit sitting on Ron Jon Lenends. I dont want to list all your mods but for $30 its worth a try.
All jokes aside though it's crap. If it was that easy people will be selling them wholesale.
From What i heard this device tricks ur electrical system into thinking that there's more hp and gas milage when in reality there is none. I bet they even tell you it takes a while for you to see results, so by the time you realize it doent work its too late to return.
Can you imagine if it actually works.
For $30 I'll have a 3rd Gen NBP TL-S with the types S body kit sitting on Ron Jon Lenends. I dont want to list all your mods but for $30 its worth a try.
All jokes aside though it's crap. If it was that easy people will be selling them wholesale.
From What i heard this device tricks ur electrical system into thinking that there's more hp and gas milage when in reality there is none. I bet they even tell you it takes a while for you to see results, so by the time you realize it doent work its too late to return.
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