Really cool site that allows you to type in text, choose a voice, and save the file to your hard drive.

http://www.research.att.com/projects/tts/demo.html

Copy / paste the examples (below) in the box, choose 'show the file', and save to your hard
drive. Convert from WAV to MP3 and then rename to MID. Then send it to yourself via email as a ringtone:

James, you have an incoming call. James, you have an incoming call. James, you have an incoming call. James, you have an incoming call. James, you have an incoming call. James, you have an incoming call. James, you have an incoming call.

With custom tones per caller, you can also create:

James, your boss is calling. Don't be afraid. It's going to be okay. Pick it up. Steve means you no harm. You can trust me. Just pick it up. Steve has good news. Really, he does. Well, its likely, but not definite. Relax.

Hey, Lori is calling you. James, its your wife....remember? Lori needs you so pick it up. Turn down the radio, pretend your at work, and pick up the telephone. What if its about the kids? That would make you feel guilty, right? So pick it up already. Good boy.

Enjoy!

BJ

 

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