Having your car broken into is a horrible experience.

The number 2 reason cars are broken into, number one being to steal the car, is because something of value is visible from outside. The thief sees it, breaks the window, and flees, leaving you with a feeling of "Will my car be ok parked here" (no matter where you park) , the lose of personal items that must now be purchased again, and a big mess to clean up.

Number 3 reason. Grand Theft Auto IV, makes me wanna steal shit... jk
Number 4 reason. You are an idiot...

EXAMPLES>>>>>you leave anything in sight inside your car. Just because you know it's not worth anything does not mean the thief knows.

You drop your Christmas packages off in your car, don't just put them in your trunk and go back inside. You should actually move your car to a new spot.

"They're thinking that you're leaving, so they're going to wait for the next person to come up and put their shit in the trunk"



The No. 1 item stolen from cars in burglaries these days are GPS systems. You should take yours down and hide it before getting out of your car.



So, Since my TL came factory with an alarm system, as most likely your did also.......I was not overly concerned for the safety of my vehicle.



Today, as I was re-tinting my windows (so I can see out of them), I realized the NUMBER 1 way to deter theft (besides my .40 cal.) is to notify the would be thief of the alarm.

Signs, stickers, proximaty sensors, blinking led..... Whatever your current system is, this is better. PERIOD.

First replace the factory alarm sticker, which is not noticable anyway, with a new variety......



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YES, those are titties on the sticker......






You have 5 different tit configurations to choose from.....

Also BE AWARE, these do work on hot dumb blondes, so be prepared for titties.



Since fat chicks will be offended by this sticker, (PICTURE OF A HOT CHICK's TITS) they wont get in (never do in my car anyway, but for you chubby chasers this will ward them off) and thus your performance vehicle is protect from all sides.

Guaranteed to make ppl laugh, doesnt really do shit to protect your whip tho!!! sry! It does say Serious Injury Can Occur..... maybe just cause it looks like an alarm sticker it works!!!!


Every person's perception is their reality.

Truth

Doc
aka Skilllz

 

jk tho.

I was pulling my old tint off and I was EXTREMELY bored....

 

No pics?

 

FAIL... If this doesn't make sense to anyone else, its closed...

 

makes sense, but its worthless without pics!

 

Reading this was more fun than listening to the Jonas Brothers...

 

I seez no teeteez. So sad.

 

That's because the genius linked a photo from his private album. No one can see it except him and the mods