I think I REALLY need one of these on my hood!

http://www.haimei.com/flashing_products/wind_light.htm

 

Rice...

 

Totally Rice

 

Shit, with a minmum order of 5000, cover the whole car with 'em! Gives it that sought-after "Flash Gordon" look. Very distinctive.

 

hhaahhaaahhahha goood oneee

 

If you put enough on there, you won't need an alt to generate power for the car.

 

Would you like some chicken with all that rice?

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Yuck it up. But don't complain to me when my friends Dr Hans Zarkov and Dale Arden ray guns your a$$ for insubordination.

 

I want one BAD!!!

 

That has got to be one of the single most ugliest automobile accessories I think I have ever seen pushed upon the general public. A team of engineers and industrial designers seriously must be shot. Actually, I really hope nobody collaborated to get this thing put together... I am hoping this is the work of one sorry fool in the world.

 

Yes I think your right, this is the ultimate TL (Total Loser) accessory...

 

I am glad that you all apreciate the fine design and status of this exquisite auto accessory. We should all get together fora group buy, and then we can get our initials hot-stamped on them! Maybe gold plating too!