Sick and tired!!!
01-26-2004, 08:43 AM
#1
Sick and tired!!!
I don't know about you guys but aren't you getting bored with all the automotive adulation being heaped on our TL
? Best entry-luxury sedan, raises the bar, new standard, incredible value, blah, blah, blah.
I want some interesting new accolades such as: "after driving this invigorating vehicle my manhood has increased by 2 inches"; "Caution, Playing Barry White through the amazing stereo will give your female companion unexpected *rgasms" or better yet "Showing up at the country club with the 2004TL will plainly demonstrate to your golfing buddies what *sses they are for buying BMW's and Mercedes".
Best of all would be a commercial with a resucitated George Burns smoking a very large stogie and Bill Clinton. George and Bill are looking over a TL and George tells Bill: "Sonny, you know I played God a couple times and I've been spending some time with the the man upstairs, but I'm still not sure whats better, driving a TL or smoking this here Monica cigar"!!!!
:diablotin
? Best entry-luxury sedan, raises the bar, new standard, incredible value, blah, blah, blah.I want some interesting new accolades such as: "after driving this invigorating vehicle my manhood has increased by 2 inches"; "Caution, Playing Barry White through the amazing stereo will give your female companion unexpected *rgasms" or better yet "Showing up at the country club with the 2004TL will plainly demonstrate to your golfing buddies what *sses they are for buying BMW's and Mercedes".
Best of all would be a commercial with a resucitated George Burns smoking a very large stogie and Bill Clinton. George and Bill are looking over a TL and George tells Bill: "Sonny, you know I played God a couple times and I've been spending some time with the the man upstairs, but I'm still not sure whats better, driving a TL or smoking this here Monica cigar"!!!!
:diablotin
01-26-2004, 08:45 AM
#2
Re: Sick and tired!!!
Originally posted by vtechbrain
I don't know about you guys but aren't you getting bored with all the automotive adulation being heaped on our TL ? Best entry-luxury sedan, raises the bar, new standard, incredible value, blah, blah, blah.
I want some interesting new accolades such as: "after driving this invigorating vehicle my manhood has increased by 2 inches"; "Caution, Playing Barry White through the amazing stereo will give your female companion unexpected *rgasms" or better yet "Showing up at the country club with the 2004TL will plainly demonstrate to your golfing buddies what *sses they are for buying BMW's and Mercedes".
Best of all would be a commercial with are resucitated George Burns smoking a very large stogie and Bill Clinton, George and Bill are looking over a TL and George tells Bill: Sonny, you know I played God a couple times and I've been spending some time with the the man upstairs, but I'm still not sure whats better, driving a TL or smoking this here Monica cigar!!!!:diablotin
I don't know about you guys but aren't you getting bored with all the automotive adulation being heaped on our TL
? Best entry-luxury sedan, raises the bar, new standard, incredible value, blah, blah, blah.I want some interesting new accolades such as: "after driving this invigorating vehicle my manhood has increased by 2 inches"; "Caution, Playing Barry White through the amazing stereo will give your female companion unexpected *rgasms" or better yet "Showing up at the country club with the 2004TL will plainly demonstrate to your golfing buddies what *sses they are for buying BMW's and Mercedes".
Best of all would be a commercial with are resucitated George Burns smoking a very large stogie and Bill Clinton, George and Bill are looking over a TL and George tells Bill: Sonny, you know I played God a couple times and I've been spending some time with the the man upstairs, but I'm still not sure whats better, driving a TL or smoking this here Monica cigar!!!!:diablotin
01-26-2004, 08:55 AM
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After driving this invigorating vehicle my manhood has increased by 4 inches, and without medications, either!
Happy now, vtechbrain?
Happy now, vtechbrain?
01-26-2004, 09:29 AM
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Re: Sick and tired!!!
Originally posted by vtechbrain
I don't know about you guys but aren't you getting bored with all the automotive adulation being heaped on our TL ? Best entry-luxury sedan, raises the bar, new standard, incredible value, blah, blah, blah.
I want some interesting new accolades such as: "after driving this invigorating vehicle my manhood has increased by 2 inches"; "Caution, Playing Barry White through the amazing stereo will give your female companion unexpected *rgasms" or better yet "Showing up at the country club with the 2004TL will plainly demonstrate to your golfing buddies what *sses they are for buying BMW's and Mercedes".
Best of all would be a commercial with a resucitated George Burns smoking a very large stogie and Bill Clinton. George and Bill are looking over a TL and George tells Bill: "Sonny, you know I played God a couple times and I've been spending some time with the the man upstairs, but I'm still not sure whats better, driving a TL or smoking this here Monica cigar"!!!!
:diablotin
I don't know about you guys but aren't you getting bored with all the automotive adulation being heaped on our TL
? Best entry-luxury sedan, raises the bar, new standard, incredible value, blah, blah, blah.I want some interesting new accolades such as: "after driving this invigorating vehicle my manhood has increased by 2 inches"; "Caution, Playing Barry White through the amazing stereo will give your female companion unexpected *rgasms" or better yet "Showing up at the country club with the 2004TL will plainly demonstrate to your golfing buddies what *sses they are for buying BMW's and Mercedes".
Best of all would be a commercial with a resucitated George Burns smoking a very large stogie and Bill Clinton. George and Bill are looking over a TL and George tells Bill: "Sonny, you know I played God a couple times and I've been spending some time with the the man upstairs, but I'm still not sure whats better, driving a TL or smoking this here Monica cigar"!!!!
:diablotin
01-26-2004, 09:38 AM
#7
WDP Director of R & D
Originally posted by neuronbob
After driving this invigorating vehicle my manhood has increased by 4 inches, and without medications, either!
Happy now, vtechbrain?
After driving this invigorating vehicle my manhood has increased by 4 inches, and without medications, either!
Happy now, vtechbrain?
Couldn't help myself
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01-26-2004, 11:32 AM
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Originally posted by KJSmitty
Not bad considering you started at one...
Couldn't help myself
Not bad considering you started at one...
Couldn't help myself
I guess I was asking for it.
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