alright, so spring is upon us and we hired some new people at my work.

one kid, probably 16 or 17...rolls up in this...

i'll let the pictures do the talking.

*there he is, on the left*


*racing seats...? sort'of...? shweet*


*gut your interior, add some 15" subs*


*the necessary stickers*


*shocker sticker omgz!*


*omgz another one!*


*nice...*


i run 14's at the track all day long, dawg. <-his exact words...

he wants to race me...i want to punch him square in the throat. maybe i'll race him and we'll agree that if he loses, i get to punch him in the throat.

 

^

 

WOW, , to each his own, but DAYYYUM.

 

hahaha so awesome.

 

looks like typical rice, whats under the hood, did he do an engine swap?

 

I seriously LOLed!!

 

mehh, hes just a kid....not saying he doesnt deserve a punch in the throat though......

 

14s aint nothing to brag about.......


punch him in the throat already!

 

"dawg"!?!?!?!


So he doesn't know you're a shark?

 

Thanks for the chuckles, Aaron!

 

tell him when he is at the track to turn his bass up, everytime it hits it creates a shockwave that will give him a thrust. If he doesnt believe you tell him it was proven scientifically on mythbusters lol.

but thats typical teenage ricer for ya. whats he got under the hood?

 

It's always funny seeing this kind of stuff.

 

That is funny as shit! Shocker stickers, classy!

 

This shit is waayyyy too funny

 

The stickers and all that are :ghey:. But why are you bashing the kid thats a pretty nice tegi its not riced out rice is if he had a body kit on it and a big ass spoiler or something stupid like that.

 

I'm going to have to agree with ^^. I've seen much worse.

BUT.... it is funny though!

EDIT: If you punch him in the throat, please record it and post it on here.

 

OTOH, "DawgBreath" is a pretty good screen name.


Want me to change it for you?

 

vtak just kicked in yo!

 

haha and i'll bet he singled your car out to park next to.

 

 

LMFAO thanks for the laugh!

kids these days

i cant belive u sat there and took close ups of his car haha man wish he would see them on this site and i agree chop him in the throat!!

 

not sure, haven't gotten that far with him yet.



we were all kids once...but i never did anything this bad



yeah, dawg. what the hell?



you're quite welcome, dave!

i have a feeling he already knows of this trick...i heard him comin' a mile away this morning.



yeah, you're right...idk what i was thinking making fun of his ride. here are some more pics that might help change your mind.

*honda emblem on rear (silver)*


*acura emblem up front (gold)*


*front under spoiler covered in fifty-thou stickers*




*mismatched colors throughout/dented panels*


*front tow hook...in case the rear isn't an option*


i'd like to, but i'd lose my job...

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/



actually, i had no choice but to park next to him...



hey murph, you're very welcome.

it was even more hillarious bc he thought i was taking pictures of it bc it was "dope" or "hot" or "sick".

 

typical civic/integ? lol

 

Looks more like he can't afford to make it any ricier, which is a good thing.

Sad part is, I thought it was going to be a sleeper after seeing the pic with the racing seat and stripped out rear. That sub just ruined it, though.

 

Ok, that front lip with stickers changed my mind ahah

 

Lol come on guys be nice. He's young.

 

yeah, dont hate on the kid..... dog...

 

hahaha that's too funny. I was thinking there was gonna be some sweet ride there, but then it was just FAIL.

 

I thought u were going to show us a swap haha

 

Ask him to see a time slip from the track...

 

if its got a built b16 in there with a proper manual transmission....then yes it will run 14's all day long. it may be riced out with the mods but who knows what he has done to the engine.

 

^ probably nothing.

 

why don't you just fire him.

 

Wow, the old-guy-testosterone flow is strong in this room.

Although it's somewhat ridiculous, it's not near as bad as it could be. It IS a little sleeper, whether it has a great engine or not.

 

^ lol this car is all fail those new pictures even proved it more so! that car looks like a pile of garbagee... its just because hes so young he doesnt know any better yet

 

[facepalm]

 

Wow that front bumper is an absolute gong show

 

Very funny - I love your reaction.

I can remember being so proud of my beat up camaro when I was that age (and it didn't run 14s dawg).

 

honestly looking at the car from the rear it doesn't look to bad

 

Aaron don't hate because his car is faster than yours

/redtext