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Old 04-04-2011, 12:22 PM
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New guy started today...

alright, so spring is upon us and we hired some new people at my work.

one kid, probably 16 or 17...rolls up in this...

i'll let the pictures do the talking.

*there he is, on the left*


*racing seats...? sort'of...? shweet*


*gut your interior, add some 15" subs*


*the necessary stickers*


*shocker sticker omgz!*


*omgz another one!*


*nice...*


i run 14's at the track all day long, dawg. <-his exact words...

he wants to race me...i want to punch him square in the throat. maybe i'll race him and we'll agree that if he loses, i get to punch him in the throat.
Old 04-04-2011, 12:26 PM
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Old 04-04-2011, 12:26 PM
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WOW, , to each his own, but DAYYYUM.
Old 04-04-2011, 12:27 PM
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hahaha so awesome.
Old 04-04-2011, 12:27 PM
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looks like typical rice, whats under the hood, did he do an engine swap?
Old 04-04-2011, 12:30 PM
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I seriously LOLed!!
Old 04-04-2011, 12:35 PM
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mehh, hes just a kid....not saying he doesnt deserve a punch in the throat though......
Old 04-04-2011, 12:36 PM
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14s aint nothing to brag about.......


punch him in the throat already!
Old 04-04-2011, 12:46 PM
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"dawg"!?!?!?!


So he doesn't know you're a shark?


Old 04-04-2011, 12:51 PM
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Thanks for the chuckles, Aaron!
Old 04-04-2011, 12:51 PM
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tell him when he is at the track to turn his bass up, everytime it hits it creates a shockwave that will give him a thrust. If he doesnt believe you tell him it was proven scientifically on mythbusters lol.

but thats typical teenage ricer for ya. whats he got under the hood?
Old 04-04-2011, 12:53 PM
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It's always funny seeing this kind of stuff.
Old 04-04-2011, 12:53 PM
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That is funny as shit! Shocker stickers, classy!
Old 04-04-2011, 12:56 PM
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This shit is waayyyy too funny
Old 04-04-2011, 12:57 PM
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The stickers and all that are :ghey:. But why are you bashing the kid thats a pretty nice tegi its not riced out rice is if he had a body kit on it and a big ass spoiler or something stupid like that.
Old 04-04-2011, 01:09 PM
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I'm going to have to agree with ^^. I've seen much worse.

BUT.... it is funny though!

EDIT: If you punch him in the throat, please record it and post it on here.
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OTOH, "DawgBreath" is a pretty good screen name.


Want me to change it for you?


Old 04-04-2011, 01:35 PM
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vtak just kicked in yo!
Old 04-04-2011, 02:38 PM
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haha and i'll bet he singled your car out to park next to.
Old 04-04-2011, 02:43 PM
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Old 04-04-2011, 02:48 PM
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LMFAO thanks for the laugh!

kids these days

i cant belive u sat there and took close ups of his car haha man wish he would see them on this site and i agree chop him in the throat!!
Old 04-04-2011, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by VQPower37
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Originally Posted by SpecTro
WOW, , to each his own, but DAYYYUM.
Originally Posted by DUHockey9
hahaha so awesome.


Originally Posted by A SiQ TL
looks like typical rice, whats under the hood, did he do an engine swap?
not sure, haven't gotten that far with him yet.

Originally Posted by navarretg
I seriously LOLed!!


Originally Posted by Dino81
mehh, hes just a kid....not saying he doesnt deserve a punch in the throat though......
we were all kids once...but i never did anything this bad

Originally Posted by justnspace
14s aint nothing to brag about.......


punch him in the throat already!


Originally Posted by Bearcat94
"dawg"!?!?!?!


So he doesn't know you're a shark?


yeah, dawg. what the hell?



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Thanks for the chuckles, Aaron!
you're quite welcome, dave!

Originally Posted by dontTL'em'nothing
tell him when he is at the track to turn his bass up, everytime it hits it creates a shockwave that will give him a thrust. If he doesnt believe you tell him it was proven scientifically on mythbusters lol.

but thats typical teenage ricer for ya. whats he got under the hood?
i have a feeling he already knows of this trick...i heard him comin' a mile away this morning.

Originally Posted by GuirguisA88
It's always funny seeing this kind of stuff.
Originally Posted by RainSupreme
That is funny as shit! Shocker stickers, classy!
Originally Posted by TLDude876
This shit is waayyyy too funny


Originally Posted by SimonCL-S6
The stickers and all that are :ghey:. But why are you bashing the kid thats a pretty nice tegi its not riced out rice is if he had a body kit on it and a big ass spoiler or something stupid like that.
yeah, you're right...idk what i was thinking making fun of his ride. here are some more pics that might help change your mind.

*honda emblem on rear (silver)*


*acura emblem up front (gold)*


*front under spoiler covered in fifty-thou stickers*




*mismatched colors throughout/dented panels*


*front tow hook...in case the rear isn't an option*


Originally Posted by renedcruz
I'm going to have to agree with ^^. I've seen much worse.

BUT.... it is funny though!

EDIT: If you punch him in the throat, please record it and post it on here.
i'd like to, but i'd lose my job...

Originally Posted by Bearcat94
OTOH, "DawgBreath" is a pretty good screen name.


Want me to change it for you?


http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

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vtak just kicked in yo!


Originally Posted by ez12a
haha and i'll bet he singled your car out to park next to.
actually, i had no choice but to park next to him...

Originally Posted by Flipster23




Originally Posted by murph145
LMFAO thanks for the laugh!

kids these days

i cant belive u sat there and took close ups of his car haha man wish he would see them on this site and i agree chop him in the throat!!
hey murph, you're very welcome.

it was even more hillarious bc he thought i was taking pictures of it bc it was "dope" or "hot" or "sick".
Old 04-04-2011, 03:27 PM
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typical civic/integ? lol
Old 04-04-2011, 03:38 PM
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Looks more like he can't afford to make it any ricier, which is a good thing.

Sad part is, I thought it was going to be a sleeper after seeing the pic with the racing seat and stripped out rear. That sub just ruined it, though.
Old 04-04-2011, 03:42 PM
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Ok, that front lip with stickers changed my mind ahah
Old 04-04-2011, 03:48 PM
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Lol come on guys be nice. He's young.
Old 04-04-2011, 03:55 PM
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yeah, dont hate on the kid..... dog...
Old 04-04-2011, 04:12 PM
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hahaha that's too funny. I was thinking there was gonna be some sweet ride there, but then it was just FAIL.
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I thought u were going to show us a swap haha
Old 04-04-2011, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by SharksBreath
....i run 14's at the track all day long, dawg. <-his exact words...
Ask him to see a time slip from the track...
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if its got a built b16 in there with a proper manual transmission....then yes it will run 14's all day long. it may be riced out with the mods but who knows what he has done to the engine.
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^ probably nothing.
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why don't you just fire him.
Old 04-04-2011, 04:53 PM
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Wow, the old-guy-testosterone flow is strong in this room.

Although it's somewhat ridiculous, it's not near as bad as it could be. It IS a little sleeper, whether it has a great engine or not.
Old 04-04-2011, 05:23 PM
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^ lol this car is all fail those new pictures even proved it more so! that car looks like a pile of garbagee... its just because hes so young he doesnt know any better yet
Old 04-04-2011, 05:47 PM
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[facepalm]
Old 04-04-2011, 05:59 PM
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Wow that front bumper is an absolute gong show
Old 04-04-2011, 06:01 PM
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Very funny - I love your reaction.

I can remember being so proud of my beat up camaro when I was that age (and it didn't run 14s dawg).
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honestly looking at the car from the rear it doesn't look to bad
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Aaron don't hate because his car is faster than yours

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