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Old 07-23-2004 | 05:55 PM
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chayz....umm, can you take a picture of your grandparent's car? I'd love to see it.

I dont really believe they have it especially on only 500K a year. Living in the city of millionaires and billionaires (NYC), i would of seen something close to that exotic car, especially when it has to be brought from Sweden.

You are making Jay Leno jealous, and this guy has every exotic car imagineable.


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Old 07-23-2004 | 06:23 PM
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Yeah Theres A Honda That Can Beat A M5 A Cbr600 Cbr900 Cbr 1100 But No Way A Tl
Old 07-23-2004 | 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by teknoking
chayz....umm, can you take a picture of your grandparent's car? I'd love to see it.

I dont really believe they have it especially on only 500K a year. Living in the city of millionaires and billionaires (NYC), i would of seen something close to that exotic car, especially when it has to be brought from Sweden.

You are making Jay Leno jealous, and this guy has every exotic car imagineable.


peacccccce

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Please re-read.. I said they make 500K a month.. not a year... and that is at its least. Also I never said I'm rich. I had to spend all my money to pay for half my Acura TL that took me years to save up. My grandparents don't give me crap right now.. They are definitely not the spoiling type and they live in Hawaii the car is over there
Old 07-26-2004 | 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by chazy777
Please re-read.. I said they make 500K a month.. not a year... and that is at its least. Also I never said I'm rich. I had to spend all my money to pay for half my Acura TL that took me years to save up. My grandparents don't give me crap right now.. They are definitely not the spoiling type and they live in Hawaii the car is over there
where are the pics?

LMAO

man, this was some funny shit, thanks for the monday morning laugh!
Old 07-26-2004 | 03:46 PM
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I hate it when some queer has to add his .02 about something that someone they know has, that's so fucking spectacular everyone is expected to bow and kiss their feet. Adding the part about the will was a nice touch too. I have news on this late breaking development in fantasy land... Nobody here gives a shit about you, your grandparents, or what cars they have.

Please do not try to build your self esteem here by wasting our time with useless posts about garbage.
Old 07-26-2004 | 03:54 PM
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Well, if anything good has come of this, it's that the thread starter now knows what an M5 is
Old 07-26-2004 | 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Bigglesworth
Well, if anything good has come of this, it's that the thread starter now knows what an M5 is
Old 07-26-2004 | 04:38 PM
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chazy, you truly disgust me. you just made me vomit my entire dinner onto my monitor and all over my new shirt and keyboard, as well as the chair and the floor and some even went inside my computer case.

I think you are either: 1. a ignorant sewer rat who lied about his age and in reality is a 14 year old
or
2. You truly are 26 years old, but you are stuck in the mind of a 9 year old (like that Robin Williams movie..thinks is called Jack?) becuase you never fully developed mentally, suffering fro ma degenerate brain disease.

Here are the specs off the website:
Acceleration: 0-100 km/h (0–62 mph) under 3.5 seconds
Top speed: 390 km/h (240 mph)
Standing quartermile: 10 seconds, end speed 217 km/h (135 mph)
Braking distance: 32 m (100–0 km/h)

Pretty good? Hell Yes. Do you know how to read? Hell no.
So shut your mouth before i find you then make a raffle and sell the tickets to members of this site and 1 lucky person will get to kick you right in the mouth.

Tell your grandparents to add an Enzo to that list, or do they already have one? Why not buy a Space Shuttle from Nasa? That would kill any of their other vehicles.
Old 07-26-2004 | 04:44 PM
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LOL!! Dr.Murdock the vomiting part is nasty lol.

I think that guy gets the point.

Old 07-26-2004 | 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr.Murdock
chazy, you truly disgust me. you just made me vomit my entire dinner onto my monitor and all over my new shirt and keyboard, as well as the chair and the floor and some even went inside my computer case.

I think you are either: 1. a ignorant sewer rat who lied about his age and in reality is a 14 year old
or
2. You truly are 26 years old, but you are stuck in the mind of a 9 year old (like that Robin Williams movie..thinks is called Jack?) becuase you never fully developed mentally, suffering fro ma degenerate brain disease.

Here are the specs off the website:
Acceleration: 0-100 km/h (0–62 mph) under 3.5 seconds
Top speed: 390 km/h (240 mph)
Standing quartermile: 10 seconds, end speed 217 km/h (135 mph)
Braking distance: 32 m (100–0 km/h)

Pretty good? Hell Yes. Do you know how to read? Hell no.
So shut your mouth before i find you then make a raffle and sell the tickets to members of this site and 1 lucky person will get to kick you right in the mouth.

Tell your grandparents to add an Enzo to that list, or do they already have one? Why not buy a Space Shuttle from Nasa? That would kill any of their other vehicles.
OWNED
Old 07-26-2004 | 05:48 PM
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How eloquently put by dr. Murdock. Chazy does begin to sound phony now.
Old 07-26-2004 | 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr.Murdock
chazy, you truly disgust me. you just made me vomit my entire dinner onto my monitor and all over my new shirt and keyboard, as well as the chair and the floor and some even went inside my computer case.

I think you are either: 1. a ignorant sewer rat who lied about his age and in reality is a 14 year old
or
2. You truly are 26 years old, but you are stuck in the mind of a 9 year old (like that Robin Williams movie..thinks is called Jack?) becuase you never fully developed mentally, suffering fro ma degenerate brain disease.

Here are the specs off the website:
Acceleration: 0-100 km/h (0–62 mph) under 3.5 seconds
Top speed: 390 km/h (240 mph)
Standing quartermile: 10 seconds, end speed 217 km/h (135 mph)
Braking distance: 32 m (100–0 km/h)

Pretty good? Hell Yes. Do you know how to read? Hell no.
So shut your mouth before i find you then make a raffle and sell the tickets to members of this site and 1 lucky person will get to kick you right in the mouth.

Tell your grandparents to add an Enzo to that list, or do they already have one? Why not buy a Space Shuttle from Nasa? That would kill any of their other vehicles.
Look at the OTHER CORRECT car on the website dumbass. You just posted up the CC8S specs. Not the CCR.. You wanna try again?
Acceleration: 0-100 km/h (0–62 mph) under 3.2 seconds (that would make it 0-60 in 3 seconds depending on driver)

Everyone seems to be missing my whole point of my original POST trying to emphasize the worthlessness of this entire thread. I could care less who thinks I'm full of shit or not, or "owned" for that matter.. and what's the point in determining if I'm phony or not? Comparing an M5 to a TL in this entire thread; you may as well compare the CCR to a TL. The site I gave shows the specs I originally mentioned... but make sure you look at the CORRECT specs unlike Dr Fuck-off posted up. I think it's funny how this thread has just reached a whole new level though. All i know is I got girls to suck my dick whenever I please. That's all the self-esteem I need! :sqntfawk: but hey guys, keep posting away! I'm actually enjoying it And I sure hope you guys here are simply bored at work like I am to be wasting your time on this thread and accusing each other of who's owned, phony, dirty rats, etc... I find it surprising to see this thread continue to grow with people trying to make entertaining comments how I disgust them. Virtual enemies.. gotta love em I definitely agree that the thread starter got all the 411 he needs on the M5 a long time ago.
Old 07-26-2004 | 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by chazy777
Look at the OTHER CORRECT car on the website dumbass. You just posted up the CC8S specs. Not the CCR.. You wanna try again?
Acceleration: 0-100 km/h (0–62 mph) under 3.2 seconds (that would make it 0-60 in 3 seconds depending on driver)

Everyone seems to be missing my whole point of my original POST trying to emphasize the worthlessness of this entire thread. I could care less who thinks I'm full of shit or not, or "owned" for that matter.. and what's the point in determining if I'm phony or not? Comparing an M5 to a TL in this entire thread; you may as well compare the CCR to a TL. The site I gave shows the specs I originally mentioned... but make sure you look at the CORRECT specs unlike Dr Fuck-off posted up. I think it's funny how this thread has just reached a whole new level though. All i know is I got girls to suck my dick whenever I please. That's all the self-esteem I need! :sqntfawk: but hey guys, keep posting away! I'm actually enjoying it And I sure hope you guys here are simply bored at work like I am to be wasting your time on this thread and accusing each other of who's owned, phony, dirty rats, etc... I find it surprising to see this thread continue to grow with people trying to make entertaining comments how I disgust them. Virtual enemies.. gotta love em I definitely agree that the thread starter got all the 411 he needs on the M5 a long time ago.
What does getting your dick sucked have to do with anything? And there is obviously a difference in comparing the TL to the M5, vs. comparing the TL to the CCR that you needlessly brought up.
Old 07-26-2004 | 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by apwalsh
What does getting your dick sucked have to do with anything? And there is obviously a difference in comparing the TL to the M5, vs. comparing the TL to the CCR that you needlessly brought up.
Answer 1: I was commenting off recent post: "Please do not try to build your self esteem here by wasting our time with useless posts about garbage."

Answer 2: I was making a general statement as to comparing the power of the M5 vs. the TL. It's pointless, and if you compare these, you may as well start to make another pointless comparison with the CCR and TL next.

And your reply post was completely needless. Let's see who else will post again to keep this thread going.

Please have this thread killed. If I was the moderator, I would say this is some stupid shit and wipe this all out!

... back to the other threads where there is USEFUL information..
Old 07-26-2004 | 08:17 PM
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hey guys what if u went nice car chazzy .......


Ijust ended it .. chazzy nice car
really nice car ure granny n gramps have hmm neways wat were we sayin bout the m5 and tl o yeah m5 will smoke a stock tl .. done
CLOSE THE THREAD
Old 07-26-2004 | 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by RavingStyleZ
hey guys what if u went nice car chazzy .......


Ijust ended it .. chazzy nice car
really nice car ure granny n gramps have hmm neways wat were we sayin bout the m5 and tl o yeah m5 will smoke a stock tl .. done
CLOSE THE THREAD
actually I think the CCR is ugly myself. :P I dont' give a flying @$!# about that car. I love my TL

THREAD CLOSED.
Old 07-26-2004 | 08:24 PM
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so you are saying the car would accelerate 2miles in .2seconds?Please STFU. Enough with your LIES! Regardless of my analogy, you are a worthless penny i find behind my pc desk and use to put my bugers on it. This thread was started bc the guy had no idea what an M5 was, no need to bash him. at least he is not a lier like you. So shut up and go steal your grandparents' exotic swedish import. better yet, why dont you try and see if u are able to kick yourself in the head like Wee-Man from the movie "Jackass."
Old 07-26-2004 | 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr.Murdock
so you are saying the car would accelerate 2miles in .2seconds?Please STFU. Enough with your LIES! Regardless of my analogy, you are a worthless penny i find behind my pc desk and use to put my bugers on it. This thread was started bc the guy had no idea what an M5 was, no need to bash him. at least he is not a lier like you. So shut up and go steal your grandparents' exotic swedish import. better yet, why dont you try and see if u are able to kick yourself in the head like Wee-Man from the movie "Jackass."
Immaturity speaks for itself...
Old 07-26-2004 | 08:55 PM
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CHAYZZZZY, i still wanna see the pix of your grandparents cars, im sure they have a digital camera being all rich and shit, tell them to take a few snaps and email them to you.

Im not bashing, just curious.

and yeah, this thread is kinda dead.

PS. Do your grandparents want to adopt? I'm available for adoption by them.

Old 07-26-2004 | 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by chazy777
Answer 1: I was commenting off recent post: "Please do not try to build your self esteem here by wasting our time with useless posts about garbage."

Answer 2: I was making a general statement as to comparing the power of the M5 vs. the TL. It's pointless, and if you compare these, you may as well start to make another pointless comparison with the CCR and TL next.

And your reply post was completely needless. Let's see who else will post again to keep this thread going.

Please have this thread killed. If I was the moderator, I would say this is some stupid shit and wipe this all out!

... back to the other threads where there is USEFUL information..
Looks like you keep replying to this post. Even after you made this statement. You are getting all of these replies calling your bullshit post because you went out of your way to mention that your Grandparents own some exotic car. That is what children do to get attention. That is what you got. Compose a stupid post and ye will receive stupid answers.
Old 07-26-2004 | 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by apwalsh
Looks like you keep replying to this post. Even after you made this statement. You are getting all of these replies calling your bullshit post because you went out of your way to mention that your Grandparents own some exotic car. That is what children do to get attention. That is what you got. Compose a stupid post and ye will receive stupid answers.
correct. you gave the stupid post, and I gave you your stupid answers.

and oh boy! I surely did go out of my way. I'm bored at worksufferin here trying to get attention.. tellin ya! it's pretty tough ya know!

oh what was that? oh yea.. thread was suppose to be closed.
Old 07-26-2004 | 09:07 PM
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Old 07-26-2004 | 09:39 PM
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:ghey:
I noticed you guys are all new yorkers... ha! this should've all been expected! LOL the new yorkers are against a guy way over in CA! Most of you must think alike over there.. oh well.. it's entertaining at least.
Old 07-29-2004 | 03:25 AM
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New M-5 Link

Originally Posted by SilverJ
Was driving behind an m5---we raced off the line a little bit...he pulled ahead...my tl couldnt keep up. What are the specs on an M5? car seemed realy fast. I could have shifted better but still...
FYI don't enev think about trying a M-3 either...My best friend has a 2003 M-3 with the SMG transmission and he kills me everytime I even try to run with him. Also the new M-5 I think will be one of the baddest cars on the market when its released.....look at the link and see for yourself.

BMW M-5 V-10

Later.
Old 07-29-2004 | 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by vtechbrain
DUH! Always know your opponent. Dont get cocky with Sti's or EVO's either. WRX's on the other hand are a good prey, so are SRX's and CTS's (not the V's of course).
wrx? you're out of your mind.
Old 07-29-2004 | 02:09 PM
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Yeah, maybe b/c the M3 engine blew up and your friend cruised on by. MAYBE!

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my friend in his tl has beaten an m3?????



































of course he has a second gen with a intake and supercharger with exhausty but still lol
Old 07-29-2004 | 02:52 PM
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Boltjames says you don't know how to drive. The TL can smoke a M5 and M3 and any S4. They all cost more for no reason and are simply lesser vehicles.

The TL is will be used in Nascar according to BoltJames, since it's faster than those cars and more luxurious.

Boltjames says why would anyone who doesn't sleep in their TL is an idiot. As the TL seats are better than your bed.
Old 07-29-2004 | 04:35 PM
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correct. you gave the stupid post, and I gave you your stupid answers.

and oh boy! I surely did go out of my way. I'm bored at worksufferin here trying to get attention.. tellin ya! it's pretty tough ya know!

oh what was that? oh yea.. thread was suppose to be closed.
You are good at giving stupid answers. Is this the result of years of practice, or are you naturally gifted?
Old 07-29-2004 | 05:45 PM
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You are good at giving stupid answers. Is this the result of years of practice, or are you naturally gifted?
oh brother.... :whatbish:

please kill me already..

This thread is OLD and done with already if you haven't noticed..now quit making my email get updates on this stupid topic
Old 07-29-2004 | 10:21 PM
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oh brother.... :whatbish:

please kill me already..

This thread is OLD and done with already if you haven't noticed..now quit making my email get updates on this stupid topic
Unsubscribe asshole. We are not making you get updates... you are by continuing to post in the topic.

So you are either stupid, or you like continuing with this "OLD and done" thread.
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Originally Posted by apwalsh
Unsubscribe asshole. We are not making you get updates... you are by continuing to post in the topic.

So you are either stupid, or you like continuing with this "OLD and done" thread.
cool.. thanks.. I didn't know I could unsubscribe since this is the first time I needed to unsubscribe from a thread.. I never needed to before. But with guys like you posting crap constantly here (in which I only reply to your crap, not to keep the thread going; I only do it out of fun in response to my virtual enemies )


Thanks.. and I'm now UNSUBSCRIBED

(what do ya know.. I actually learned one thing from this thread! )
Old 08-02-2004 | 03:51 AM
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I smoked an M5 in my acura..
course it was a supercharged NSX
seriously.. with any decent driver on a straight road.. tl can't keep up with the bimmer..
on twisty road.. well. all bets are off. really depends on the drivers..
Old 08-02-2004 | 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by spdntckt
I smoked an M5 in my acura..
course it was a supercharged NSX
seriously.. with any decent driver on a straight road.. tl can't keep up with the bimmer..
on twisty road.. well. all bets are off. really depends on the drivers..
The TL's suspension would have to be heavily modded to try and keep up with an M5. I still doubt it would have a chance.
Old 08-02-2004 | 04:25 PM
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i have been surprised at how many shitty drivers have nice cars that's all i meant..
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