I'm getting married in 4 hours....
Originally Posted by GLowrdr
Does this mean that I have to let her drive now? I sure hope not. 

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Congrats 
Well, may I suggest... get her addicted to the car. Than when the 2009 rolls out, suggest that you guys should get another acura.

Originally Posted by LyfeIs
Yes it does. Actually, as a newly-wed myself, it'll be more like "Does this mean she'll let me drive it anymore?"


Well, may I suggest... get her addicted to the car. Than when the 2009 rolls out, suggest that you guys should get another acura.
Originally Posted by GLowrdr
Does this mean that I have to let her drive now? I sure hope not. 

Congrats!
I got my car two weeks before I got married (one of the reasons I got silver, I wanted white but they were not available for another three weeks, back in 04). Well I can say now over three years later my wife is the main driver of the TL
. However I just brought her another car so I will finally get my car back.
I wanted her to be in the safe reliable car. However there was one good point. Not driving the TL everyday and driving a 91 dodge grand caravan, since I blew the engine in my q45, I really was lacking power. So when ever I did drive the TL it is a blast.
Congratdulations
. However I just brought her another car so I will finally get my car back. I wanted her to be in the safe reliable car. However there was one good point. Not driving the TL everyday and driving a 91 dodge grand caravan, since I blew the engine in my q45, I really was lacking power. So when ever I did drive the TL it is a blast.
Congratdulations
Congrats on getting married. Now that you are married you realize that everything you own she might not want and everything she wants of ours turns into hers. Just hope that it isn't like that when she first drives the TL.
Originally Posted by dnd2984
and say hi to the world of Minivans
Congrats man........and good luck with the photographer barking orders at you every five minutes.....
I wonder if they have a Minivan forum......that's where we'll find GLowrdr....lol
One of your first duties as husband, is to establish clear borders and guidlines for her to live by. The kitchen and everything contained within is her domain. The garage and everything contained within is yours. Driving your car is grounds for seperation. Your life is prioritized as follows: 1. your car 2. beer 3. her
ah wtf do I know, i've never been married. kiss the car goodbye.
ah wtf do I know, i've never been married. kiss the car goodbye.
Originally Posted by GLowrdr
Does this mean that I have to let her drive now? I sure hope not. 

This is how NBP lays down the rules like Allan Carpet:
1) This is my area! Where honey? Wherever I am dammit pointing at the time that's where!
2) I expect a warm meal every night! Failure to provide a warm meal must be cleared by me first, and I must be provided with ample incentive to allow it!
3) Ain't gonna be no makin' babies up in heah! We can practice - but no delivery! Don't make me have to call in a stunt double for you!
4) I park where I want and drive what I want. You drive that over there. What honey? The thing with the coin dispenser and back door that's what! Sheesh!
5) I'm tired of making up rules, I'll just fill you in as we go along. Oh yeah, and write all that down and post it somewhere. And bring me a beer!
See dude? It's that simple. Just get a lil order up in there so you can have harmony. I'm telling you, if those last two women hadn't divorced me, I probably wouldn't be available right now! In fact, some woman is bound to see this and want my ass right now! Dammit! I knew I shoulda used my alias!
Originally Posted by darksom1
WTF??? Hahahahahaha...Ok, first, what kind of TL do you have? Is it SSM (Sad Sad Man) or WDP (Wife Done Punked'em)? I know damn well one of my NBP co-stars better not be saying that!!!
This is how NBP lays down the rules like Allan Carpet:
1) This is my area! Where honey? Wherever I am dammit pointing at the time that's where!
2) I expect a warm meal every night! Failure to provide a warm meal must be cleared by me first, and I must be provided with ample incentive to allow it!
3) Ain't gonna be no makin' babies up in heah! We can practice - but no delivery! Don't make me have to call in a stunt double for you!
4) I park where I want and drive what I want. You drive that over there. What honey? The thing with the coin dispenser and back door that's what! Sheesh!
5) I'm tired of making up rules, I'll just fill you in as we go along. Oh yeah, and write all that down and post it somewhere. And bring me a beer!
See dude? It's that simple. Just get a lil order up in there so you can have harmony. I'm telling you, if those last two women hadn't divorced me, I probably wouldn't be available right now! In fact, some woman is bound to see this and want my ass right now! Dammit! I knew I shoulda used my alias!
This is how NBP lays down the rules like Allan Carpet:
1) This is my area! Where honey? Wherever I am dammit pointing at the time that's where!
2) I expect a warm meal every night! Failure to provide a warm meal must be cleared by me first, and I must be provided with ample incentive to allow it!
3) Ain't gonna be no makin' babies up in heah! We can practice - but no delivery! Don't make me have to call in a stunt double for you!
4) I park where I want and drive what I want. You drive that over there. What honey? The thing with the coin dispenser and back door that's what! Sheesh!
5) I'm tired of making up rules, I'll just fill you in as we go along. Oh yeah, and write all that down and post it somewhere. And bring me a beer!
See dude? It's that simple. Just get a lil order up in there so you can have harmony. I'm telling you, if those last two women hadn't divorced me, I probably wouldn't be available right now! In fact, some woman is bound to see this and want my ass right now! Dammit! I knew I shoulda used my alias!

I think you got like 48 hours to get an annulment.....
So, you might not have to read the "so-called" best seller ... I personally am waiting for it to come out on as a "book on tape" narrated by Darksom1... But by the time that happens he will have probably traded in that dime a dozen NBP and stepped up to something original like the Desper Mist................... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H A
So, you might not have to read the "so-called" best seller ... I personally am waiting for it to come out on as a "book on tape" narrated by Darksom1... But by the time that happens he will have probably traded in that dime a dozen NBP and stepped up to something original like the Desper Mist................... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H A
Originally Posted by darksom1
P.S. - By the time I posted this, you should be "practicing". If not, please read my new bestseller about how to cope after you "Kissed Your Ass Goodbye"!! 

If you marry the right person, the road can be bumpy and marriage can be difficult.
If you marry the wrong person...well you can figure that part out.
Make sure you are marrying the person for love and everything will work out.
Congrats and good luck.
A-Train
If you marry the wrong person...well you can figure that part out.
Make sure you are marrying the person for love and everything will work out.
Congrats and good luck.
A-Train
watch the movie the heartbreaks in the next 24 hours, make sure you don't get messed up like he did.... The car is still yours, just hide the keys.
Congrats on the marriage and I wish you the best of luck in your future endevours.






