I was driving through the wilderness after burying something and out comes 3 deers.

One of them decided to do a stunt by jumping in front of my car while the others watched in amazement.

Luckily I slammed on my breaks and only hit him/her when my car was about 5mph.

His body slid on top of my hood and his tongue slobbered all over my windshield and he looked at me for a split second.

He then hopped away with his friends and family. I got out and now i got a minor dent in my hood near the grill. Excellent!

 

maybe its karma for burying someone?

oh i mean somthing* hahah sry i just had to..

 

I hate deers!!! So...what did you bury. I'm suspicious!

 

Wow, that sucks sorry to hear! Could have been worse, any pictures of the damage?

 

You got off easy with only a dent in the hood. I have several friends who have had deers do severe damage to their cars. "Excellent" is right!

 

Screw the car, lets get to the bottom of this "something"!!!

 

^ I agree, im wondering the same thing!

 

You were lucky.
The last time I went deer hunting with my 2000 TL, it did $5700+ worth of damage!

 

u got lucky man ... still sux anytime ur car gets damaged though

 

Magical thread!!

but on a serious note, glad you and your car are alright.
post some pics of the damage

 

I've seen 3 dead deer on the side of the road in the last 2 days. Bastards are everywhere. They need to extend hunting season to help clean them out.

I always get a kick of anti-hunting people talking about killing Bambi. Well you might not like Bambi so much when she causes $10k worth of damage to your car.

 

Yeah what were you burying?? [note to self: don't hang out in the wilderness with P1zzaman]

 

Pics or it didn't happen

 

so... what did you bury? haha.

 

Lol I like the way you put the story. Like everyone else said, what were you burying hmm???

 

The deer suicide . You have a really good reaction to slow the car down up to 5mph. Thanks god that you and your car is ok.
P/S: Did you bury another deer ?

 

Wanna see the picture of the dent.

PDR should be possible.

 

Serves you right. Next time chop it up and eat it instead of burying it. Thats what I do.

 

Agree, paintless dent repair can be a great option to get it fixed. Dent Wizard did a nice job on my dent. Post up a pic so we can see.

 

I'm on the phone with the FBI and crimestoppers. Going to get my 5k for reporting you to buy some things for my TL yayay

 

Wait, stop right there...do you mind shedding some light on that.

 

^x2 interested in what/ who was buried?

 

LOL to all post^^^^^^^

 

I think the OP got caught and he's in jail now....

 

Loll

 

This

Pics or lies

 

how bout pics or move this thread to rambling.

 

very interesting what did you bury?

 

@ this thread.

 

 

+1

 

This explains why he hasnt posted...

 

yeah right, he's probably reading this every couple hours and laughing his face off at all these responses.

 

I want to see the whole thing in slow motion... I just want to see the "oh shit" look on the deers face and then it lick your windshield while making split second eye contact!

 

..ya know swamps are much better when you wanna *ahem* take care of something...lots of nasty critters to uhhh make fast work of whatever your issue is....LOL

 

Great image! I could picture it in the next Harold and Kumar movie :thumsup:

 

Relax your muscles please! here are some pics. Like I said, I hit the deer probably at only 5 mph, so minor dent. Also a pic of what I buried.



About the side of a dollar bill.



My pet parrot died. His name is Bowser.

 

Bowser

 

Bowser.

And WOW you really got off easy with that dent. I've got rock chips bigger than that sucker.

But it shouldn't cost much to PDR it out. GL

 

poor Bowser! sorry bro! and sorry about your ride!