dumba#$ in an Odyssey!
12-13-2006, 04:42 AM
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dumba#$ in an Odyssey!
So I'm driving to downtown S.F on 280 when I look in my rearview mirror and I see the two blonde chicks I met at the club last night taking their tops off and.......whoops wrong story 
So this van behind me is cuttin' through traffic like a madman! I'm in the fast lane(three lanes total) he cuts into the right lane but gets stuck behind a taxi. Before I could think how I'd never give him the chance to cut me off he darts across traffic right in front of me so I brake hard 
Now I'm pissed so I tailgate his ass till I get the chance to go around him. Once I jump in the center lane, I could hear him trying to floor it but I easily pass him up doin' bout 110 but the fuc%er keeps pushin' it. There's a three lane exit ( 2 straight 1 right turn only) which we both take but he's in the right lane and I'm in the middle lane so I figure this pathetic race is over when he tries to cut me off from the right turn lane.....but I was on it and he ended up gettin' stuck behind a parked car. Now I got beat by an Odyssey in my stock 96 Accord(4cly.) so I did the research (somethin' like 240hp) but it's a mini-van and people drive it like it's a race car!
So this van behind me is cuttin' through traffic like a madman! I'm in the fast lane(three lanes total) he cuts into the right lane but gets stuck behind a taxi. Before I could think how I'd never give him the chance to cut me off he darts across traffic right in front of me so I brake hard Now I'm pissed so I tailgate his ass till I get the chance to go around him. Once I jump in the center lane, I could hear him trying to floor it but I easily pass him up doin' bout 110 but the fuc%er keeps pushin' it. There's a three lane exit ( 2 straight 1 right turn only) which we both take but he's in the right lane and I'm in the middle lane so I figure this pathetic race is over when he tries to cut me off from the right turn lane.....but I was on it and he ended up gettin' stuck behind a parked car. Now I got beat by an Odyssey in my stock 96 Accord(4cly.) so I did the research (somethin' like 240hp) but it's a mini-van and people drive it like it's a race car!
12-13-2006, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Soseductivesf
Before I could think how I'd never give him the chance to cut me off he darts across traffic right in front of me so I brake hard Now I'm pissed so I tailgate his ass till I get the chance to go around him.!
Now I'm pissed so I tailgate his ass till I get the chance to go around him.!
12-13-2006, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Soseductivesf
So I'm driving to downtown S.F on 280 when I look in my rearview mirror and I see the two blonde chicks I met at the club last night taking their tops off and.......whoops wrong story So this van behind me is cuttin' through traffic like a madman! I'm in the fast lane(three lanes total) he cuts into the right lane but gets stuck behind a taxi. Before I could think how I'd never give him the chance to cut me off he darts across traffic right in front of me so I brake hard Now I'm pissed so I tailgate his ass till I get the chance to go around him. Once I jump in the center lane, I could hear him trying to floor it but I easily pass him up doin' bout 110 but the fuc%er keeps pushin' it. There's a three lane exit ( 2 straight 1 right turn only) which we both take but he's in the right lane and I'm in the middle lane so I figure this pathetic race is over when he tries to cut me off from the right turn lane.....but I was on it and he ended up gettin' stuck behind a parked car. Now I got beat by an Odyssey in my stock 96 Accord(4cly.) so I did the research (somethin' like 240hp) but it's a mini-van and people drive it like it's a race car!
So this van behind me is cuttin' through traffic like a madman! I'm in the fast lane(three lanes total) he cuts into the right lane but gets stuck behind a taxi. Before I could think how I'd never give him the chance to cut me off he darts across traffic right in front of me so I brake hard Now I'm pissed so I tailgate his ass till I get the chance to go around him. Once I jump in the center lane, I could hear him trying to floor it but I easily pass him up doin' bout 110 but the fuc%er keeps pushin' it. There's a three lane exit ( 2 straight 1 right turn only) which we both take but he's in the right lane and I'm in the middle lane so I figure this pathetic race is over when he tries to cut me off from the right turn lane.....but I was on it and he ended up gettin' stuck behind a parked car. Now I got beat by an Odyssey in my stock 96 Accord(4cly.) so I did the research (somethin' like 240hp) but it's a mini-van and people drive it like it's a race car!
12-13-2006, 05:06 PM
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considering that your in the bay and it's been raining...please be careful how you drive. Going triple digits in this kinda weather is just plain stupid
There are those fuckers who will end up like that girl who crashed into the pole with her porsche. If I was in ur shoes, i'd rather just sit back and wait till that happens to the guy. Get out and probably laugh.
There are those fuckers who will end up like that girl who crashed into the pole with her porsche. If I was in ur shoes, i'd rather just sit back and wait till that happens to the guy. Get out and probably laugh.
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12-13-2006, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by reloaded
considering that your in the bay and it's been raining...please be careful how you drive. Going triple digits in this kinda weather is just plain stupid
There are those fuckers who will end up like that girl who crashed into the pole with her porsche. If I was in ur shoes, i'd rather just sit back and wait till that happens to the guy. Get out and probably laugh.
There are those fuckers who will end up like that girl who crashed into the pole with her porsche. If I was in ur shoes, i'd rather just sit back and wait till that happens to the guy. Get out and probably laugh.
12-13-2006, 06:59 PM
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maybe i dont have any streeet encounter stories because i am not a duchbag?
12-13-2006, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by AcuraDriver2006
real smart
12-13-2006, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Soseductivesf
No rain but I wouldn't risk an accident. If I tailgate someone(very very rare) I still give myself some stopping distance but If I didn't quickly slam on my brakes when he cut me off, it would have been an accident so of course I was pissed. What girl in the porsche?(damn I almost spelled porsche porshe! I wonder if that pisses off porsche drivers?)
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12-14-2006, 12:30 AM
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12-14-2006, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Soseductivesf
Maybe cuz you have a stock CL!J/K I drive alot and in the bay area there's a bunch of knuckleheads that try to prove themselves so just driving to work would result in an encounter. If I challenged them all I'd have a story for you every day!
12-14-2006, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Soseductivesf
So ur encounter w/ a 06 type s was.........
there is no such thing as a 2006 type S
12-14-2006, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by MTVtec
Why do you always have to make sarcastic comments in every post when someone is either tailgating, driving too fast or racing?
Accidents like that happen because neither knuckleheads understand its too dangerous to do that.
If it was a clear road and the minivan decides to race the TL, then by all means have fun. But tailgating and cutting off each other..... kinda dumb
I just didnt feel like explaining all that... instead I just said "real smart"
12-14-2006, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by AcuraDriver2006
Because the lack of knowledge on your own Acuras make me laugh...
there is no such thing as a 2006 type S
there is no such thing as a 2006 type S
12-14-2006, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by AcuraDriver2006
Racing is fine but tailgating someone just because they cut you off is too extreme. It displays immaturity and lack the sense of common sense. When an idiot cut you off, there is no need to tailgate him nor try to show them your car is faster... especially when it's a minivan.
Accidents like that happen because neither knuckleheads understand its too dangerous to do that.
If it was a clear road and the minivan decides to race the TL, then by all means have fun. But tailgating and cutting off each other..... kinda dumb
I just didnt feel like explaining all that... instead I just said "real smart"
Accidents like that happen because neither knuckleheads understand its too dangerous to do that.
If it was a clear road and the minivan decides to race the TL, then by all means have fun. But tailgating and cutting off each other..... kinda dumb
I just didnt feel like explaining all that... instead I just said "real smart"
12-14-2006, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by AcuraDriver2006
Racing is fine but tailgating someone just because they cut you off is too extreme. It displays immaturity and lack the sense of common sense. When an idiot cut you off, there is no need to tailgate him nor try to show them your car is faster... especially when it's a minivan.
Accidents like that happen because neither knuckleheads understand its too dangerous to do that.
If it was a clear road and the minivan decides to race the TL, then by all means have fun. But tailgating and cutting off each other..... kinda dumb
I just didnt feel like explaining all that... instead I just said "real smart"
Accidents like that happen because neither knuckleheads understand its too dangerous to do that.
If it was a clear road and the minivan decides to race the TL, then by all means have fun. But tailgating and cutting off each other..... kinda dumb
I just didnt feel like explaining all that... instead I just said "real smart"
12-15-2006, 11:56 AM
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My funniest "encounter" came last summer. My friend and I were coming back from the movies, and decided to go the long way to see if there were any goings on around the town. We get to mercury blvd (4 lanes wide) and i'm in the near left lane, and a odyssey is in the middle lane. I look over at the guy, and he's sitting there with his right hand on the wheel, and his left hand cramming a chicken leg into his face. I just give him an awkward look and give it some gas.... next thing i know, the guy BLOWS by me. So, later on, he slows down, and I pull up beside him, and he takes off again. And seriously, i REFUSE to race a minivan. My friend keeps telling me to take him, but I couldnt do it. The guy had a minivan. So at this point, I'm just going to mind my own business.... until the van SLOWED DOWN to way under the speed limit JUST to let me catch up. He floored it again. And i'm sorry, I had to violate him. But he really asked for it. Some old guy eating chicken in a van... geesh. Regardless, My friend still tells the story about how my first lost came to some guy in a honda odyssey.
12-15-2006, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by berite100
is there a such a thing as a supercharger for honda odyssey.
12-15-2006, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by ndabunka
Why would ANYONE care? Are you tryign to find a good example of an oxymoron?
hey talk about a sleeper.
i think that would be better than all the kids with stickers all over the car saying i am cool....
12-16-2006, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by onebadtls
my mom has an odessy, drove it once...i was suprised it ws actually pretty quick for being a damn van...limited at like 110...prolly a good idea....
12-17-2006, 07:51 AM
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My funniest "encounter" came last summer. My friend and I were coming back from the movies, and decided to go the long way to see if there were any goings on around the town. We get to mercury blvd (4 lanes wide) and i'm in the near left lane, and a odyssey is in the middle lane. I look over at the guy, and he's sitting there with his right hand on the wheel, and his left hand cramming a chicken leg into his face. I just give him an awkward look and give it some gas.... next thing i know, the guy BLOWS by me. So, later on, he slows down, and I pull up beside him, and he takes off again. And seriously, i REFUSE to race a minivan. My friend keeps telling me to take him, but I couldnt do it. The guy had a minivan. So at this point, I'm just going to mind my own business.... until the van SLOWED DOWN to way under the speed limit JUST to let me catch up. He floored it again. And i'm sorry, I had to violate him. But he really asked for it. Some old guy eating chicken in a van... geesh. Regardless, My friend still tells the story about how my first lost came to some guy in a honda odyssey.
12-17-2006, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by berite100
remember seeing a minivan with a turbo in it from the factory and after a bigger turbo swap it was pretty funny seeing a minivan doing like 14 sec 1/4 mile.
hey talk about a sleeper.
hey talk about a sleeper.
12-17-2006, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by reloaded
wow man at least warn us first 
