The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
I think you mean Chad. Who is also a miserable Chode.
Glad he isn't actually interacting with us, actually. He's toxic as fuck.
Glad he isn't actually interacting with us, actually. He's toxic as fuck.
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who?
Exactly...although he gets excited at the idea that we're even dicksckussing anything to do with him. So it really doesn't matter.
I'm sad for such a miserable human being.
I'm sad for such a miserable human being.
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Delete my number..
eff this joint
i'll see you guys tomorrow
eff this joint
i'll see you guys tomorrow
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Locked myself out this morning at my work parking lot...massive embarrassment.
But it was scary how fast the tow guy was able to get into the car. A wedge to get enough space to squeeze in an air bladder to pump up and get opening enough to stick a metal twisty thinggy and bam car opened.
He says he does about 10 a day and there's no car he can't get into yet.....you'd think modern cars would have better design/physical features to deter brute break-ins......
But it was scary how fast the tow guy was able to get into the car. A wedge to get enough space to squeeze in an air bladder to pump up and get opening enough to stick a metal twisty thinggy and bam car opened.
He says he does about 10 a day and there's no car he can't get into yet.....you'd think modern cars would have better design/physical features to deter brute break-ins......
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I'm thankful new, high tech cars, DON'T have better designs... That's primarily how I keep up with the latest phones, computer, loose change, altoids, and cars.
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Locked myself out this morning at my work parking lot...massive embarrassment.
But it was scary how fast the tow guy was able to get into the car. A wedge to get enough space to squeeze in an air bladder to pump up and get opening enough to stick a metal twisty thinggy and bam car opened.
He says he does about 10 a day and there's no car he can't get into yet.....you'd think modern cars would have better design/physical features to deter brute break-ins......
But it was scary how fast the tow guy was able to get into the car. A wedge to get enough space to squeeze in an air bladder to pump up and get opening enough to stick a metal twisty thinggy and bam car opened.
He says he does about 10 a day and there's no car he can't get into yet.....you'd think modern cars would have better design/physical features to deter brute break-ins......
Your alarm went off though right
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Looks like fatter Chumlee
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Safety Car
Though I wonder if certain cars may be much more difficult....ie say a high end luxury car that's more about security/protection (maybe s-class or a phantom?....)
Yup. I think that makes more sense...instead of making some air-tight fort knox door....you have electronic disabling/alarm that makes the car un-usable if there's unauthorized entry.
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I just keep watching that jiff and it gets funnier and funnier.
I must be a lurker.
I must be a lurker.
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honestly, cars aren't worth that much more security. As long as they have windows, they can be broken into. I would rather have someone break into the door than shatter my window
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^^^yeah good point. and with electronic disabling/alarm, probably not need to spend tons of R&D on super secure doors unless the car is some special armor/VIP transport..........
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Well... you can get into any car... that doesn't mean you can steal any car. The average car thief likely cant jack many modern cars with their immobilizers and shit. Though im sure there's a subset out there that can pretty much steal anything.
I mean, if cars were intended to be inpenetrable fortresses of solitude, they likely wouldnt have easy to smash windows...
I mean, if cars were intended to be inpenetrable fortresses of solitude, they likely wouldnt have easy to smash windows...
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I came home from work a couple weeks ago and one of the neighbors down the street was standing in the driveway staring at their car window.
An hour or so later when I went to dinner, there were two people there with some miscellaneous hand tools on the driveway.
Came back from dinner and they were still working on it... A full 3 hours later and who know how long they'd been there before I first saw them.
I wanted to walk back down to their house, pick up a brick, and toss it through their side window...
But I didn't.
An hour or so later when I went to dinner, there were two people there with some miscellaneous hand tools on the driveway.
Came back from dinner and they were still working on it... A full 3 hours later and who know how long they'd been there before I first saw them.
I wanted to walk back down to their house, pick up a brick, and toss it through their side window...
But I didn't.
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Plus, car builders dont give a fuck about car security. That's between you and your unsurance company to figure out.
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should've just driven by
my dad got tired of break ins for loose change in his 1987 huyundai excel so he stopped locking the door.
Team Owner
Hi tossers. Missed you guys. Go easy on me with the cactus.
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good to see you taco,
hope your familial issues are being dealt with
hope your familial issues are being dealt with
he already admitted that was a ruse and he was just butthurt!
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No, but hey, upwards and onwards... or some shit.
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Just obey the hypnotoad.
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Upwards and inwards.
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Plz, cul0?
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Get ready. I've got the full 25.4 mm ready to go!
Gonna lurker you.
Gonna lurker you.
Well in that case, I too hope all is well in your purse and all life, Adam.
How was that trip with the Nismo? How come you never share cool shit like that on here, you know...a car form!
How was that trip with the Nismo? How come you never share cool shit like that on here, you know...a car form!
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Whoa, you grew in size!
Team Owner
I share with you guys. I posted those same pics here, a week or two earlier. Plus, im a big enough asshole that i dont feel the need to leave a bread crumb trail all the way to my front door. The last thing i want is flaming bags of poop on my front door step.
Firstly, it's called shit.
Secondly, why not? That's how you know you matter to people!
Secondly, why not? That's how you know you matter to people!
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That's how you get a bag of dicks.
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Yeah, don't you want us at your funeral or something?
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I'm surprised any of you could ever be butthurt after the shit we've been through
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like a true bro