Sup, J.

 

Hey, H!
nothing much, man...
Kiddo got a cold at a party yesterday so nursing her back to health...
Mom came up to hang out today coincidentally, so that's pretty cool.

 

Dang, hope she gets better soon.



Nice. Getting my Mom later today to have her join us for supper tonight...Little Cha is napping...just some reading and well, reading the drama on AZ.

 

 

It's smoky here. BC is burning to the ground.

 

Sucks to read about those peeps who are losing their homes.

 

That's terrible

 

Meanwhile in Alberta, BBCs are being smoked at an alarming rate.

 

That's like saying Hawaii is an island. Tell us something we don't already know.

 

Is it that dank 112% THC, el-jeff-eh medical grade stuff?

 

Yes. But mixed in with spruce trees.

 

Ah. So like taking bong rips using gin for the bong water. Niiiiice!

 

Dong...? Or bong...?

 

I feel like.. dis ninja doesn't know about us.. but if he did.
He'd totally be eating a bowl of our grandma's chowdah
Or tossing our salads

 

lmao, he's corny as fuck but I Feel like i'd want him to be family.

 

...Justin's long lost middle brother?

 

The mother fucker looks like justn's brother

 

 

Justin is less corny.
Which is incredible.

 

Keep your pickle stories to yourself cuming

 

On sale.. $109.. shiet..

 

You changed what I wrote!


Happy Monday, y'all...
see you at work in the am ready to gargle the boss' nutsack.
Tempted to use a sickness in family for little Z monster but I feel like I should save them for when she's REALLY really sick.

 

Fuck that, I'm waiting for your Dad's OG green egg to be given to me in his will.

 

I'm being cremated and put inside.. then buried with it..
boobie trapping that shit too.. jizzbomb.. open wide.
He has trippellll OG orange one with green rub on it.
That akorn jr the truth too cuh. I've been eyeing a low key one.
Throw a couple of skrimpssteaks on the barbieakorn

 

Have a great day tomorrow at #FML
GN Whore!

 

If I want to stay at home with the kids
I just tell work to fuck off
don't claim leave
suck it

Best Regards,
Majofo

 

I mean.. taking a mental health day.
Fuck you

Cheers,
Matt

 

Goodnight sweet prince.
If I had a legit and permanent residence...I'd probably jump on it.
Right now though, I'm in travel light mode...especially if J and J LLC becomes a corporation within the next year.
Don't want to have to sort through two of everything like Moses.

 

I thought Moses burned trees? #420BlazeIt4Jesus

 

Right...
EXCEPT...it's B's day...so I'd have to deal with coordinating a pick up with her.
Called to discuss Z being sick...do you want my mom to take her to Acura where she's getting tires mounted? (would save her 15 mile trip but would have to pick up at 11 instead of 5 or 6)...
"Oh, you figure it out"...
I'm like...I literally can't figure out what works for you better for you FOR YOU.
Got so aggravated I just said okay, sounds good. Then text her she'll be going to her caregiver per usual...just gave her a heads up that she's under the weather.
I'm leaving out a fact that'll make your head explode but I won't post that publicly.

 

Sometimes, I just don't go in to work. Maybe sick kid, maybe just for a metal health day. No one has ever mentioned not knowing I wasn't at work. I'm not sure it that's a good thing or a bad thing.

 

Won't consider getting grill because life's complicated
Owns 3 cars

 

I'm not going to sleep, you are.
(puts pillow over face)

 

insert penis

 

LOL...I had to reread that 3 times...
I was like, dafuq is he saying...I obviously bought and replaced the grill

Yeah man...I just mean household stuff...I am keeping it light. I still am using paper plates.
Cars, that's a different beast.

 

I bet Adam is still reading 2 pages back.. sound it out.

 

haha...
hooked on chronic worked for him!

 

The Audi cost less than the smoker anyways.. I get it..
Find a used one on CL.. tell dude you'll let him watch you smoke his meat.
Gives it to you for free.