FJ is messican by the way of Cuidad de Mexico Playa.. FYI

English is his 4th language after Spanish, French, and German

 

but...does he know a good kimchi?

 

Raised on mescaline and peyote. Kimchi was a foreign concept at first but excessive consumption of salted fish helped in the transition.

 

There are a few of you that I wish were local to me. I'd grab a beer and handful of balls with you.

 

hang around a bit, and it'll all start making sense. And by then, there is no returning to the normal world.

Kurt's probably like wtf is that dumb asshole Tacobello talking about.

But fo real... Jeff/el jeffe/Jeffucboi used to frequent in here. Until he got a super important job working as a service advisor at Honda. We may have also busted his balls for leasing a brand new car after he was jobless for over a year, and broke.

That being said, Jeffucboi, like all good little Canadians, likes to smoke only the finest herb. The 21% THC shit. Well, the joke spiralled out of control real quick and then Died just as quick, once we hit 99%. So you'll see stuff like "95% tee ach see"

yes, we are highly intelligent. Sometimes. But not really. Sometimes I forget and put my pants on first, and then my underwear. Whoops.

 

Big game hunter in South Africa killed by elephant they were hunting..
Apparently they were hunting a herd of elephants so the elephants charged them..
A bull elephant picked that shitface up with his trunk..
In an effort to save him, one of his homies shot the elephant.
Elephant fell on shitstain (of course they couldn't move elephant)
Literally crushed to death..
#karma #fuckhim

 

I saw the article headline about that elephant payback.

Me IRL:

 

+2 internet points for whoever can turn that LOL chain into a 8==D chain going the other way.

 

Agreed. And poor elephant.

i have no issues if someone is hunting for the purposes of making the most out of the meat ()

but but killing something as just a trophy, or for its tusks... Fuck them. I wish the elephant took a huge shit in his mouth as he was being crushed.

 

I was gonna say... That's a pretty wide open mouth you have there...

 

Big Game Hunting / Trophy Hunting is bullshit.
They can all die in a scalding pot of boiling water.

 

or under a big elephant.

 

Heard about that too . in before they try and Sue the elephant

 

Fucking gwai lo sport... Despicable.

 

You're right... the Asians would utilize every piece of the animal. And suck on the massive elephant dong, for weeks. I hear doing so cures cancer.

 

Im still in bed, btw. God I love long weekends.

 

We know...

 

#feelbetter

 

Joke's on you. After that many elephant dongs, my "weak end" is stronger than you can imagine. I'm able to crush sealed pop cans without even wincing

 

two dick misquotes...
hahaha...
I love this place. I am laughing my rear end off.

 

"laughing"

 

well yeah... We were making the best of that elephant dong together

 

J loves dickquotes so much, he double posted (penetrated).. Oh ladiboi.. do yer jerb ho

 

I always wondered about the dudes who stick their meat sword into the same hole as another dude. They're getting off on rubbing swords together with another dude

 

So, uh... You guys down for DPing, or what?

 

for some reason when i have shitty network coverage it double posts...

 

There's many flavors of DP Taco.. educate yourself

 

Or when you have something really critical to say.

 

your sigmund is showing

 

Mustard on the beat ho!

 

Dick pics?!?!?

 

You're weak end is definitely yo mouf... Stick around, I've much to teach you

 

i was under the impression a DP meant 2 swords in 1 hole.

A DP wasn't two swords in one person. Cuz say, you got a girl getting porked by two dudes. That's a threesome, spit roast, etc., but not a DP... Unless they're both in the same hole. Or are you calling that a DP also? I need to get caught up on my DP terminology. I know what I'm studying tonight!

 

 

That fuccboi R/\VIRXXXZ bit this song almost entirely..
I mean.. shit goes hard, but fucc that fool for biting this song..

 

I am waiting on those earphones to come in from samsung, Joe...looking forward to seeing how they sound.

 

Rolled past an ese last night in the rain.. in a lincoln towncar.. whole rear end up 16" (impressive)
raked with about a 4" lift in front ()

not sure if rain mode..
or ese wired the hydraulics himself and shorted the box out..


He had these blue metallic daytons 100 spokes.. Maybe 13" () wheels..

 

The config.. nanananana

 

sexy!

 

vatos locos for life, homes...