The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
05-25-2017, 01:21 PM
that's how i read it too...
i was like, how old must his kid be
05-25-2017, 01:22 PM
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his girl's IG
https://www.instagram.com/mary_shum_/
https://www.instagram.com/mary_shum_/
05-25-2017, 01:24 PM
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You luv tots too J.. FFS.. keep your eyes on your own plate!
05-25-2017, 01:25 PM
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Don't try to put your mustard on my beet mano
05-25-2017, 01:31 PM
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Haha, not my kid (obviously).
My home boy's son. 20 months old. Mama is half Chinese, half Vietnese. Papa is Mauritian.
Yup, Mauritian. Mauritius is an island country, off the southeast coast of Madagascar, in the middle of Indian Ocean. A million people live on that tiny island. Isolated as fuck. The more you know!
My home boy's son. 20 months old. Mama is half Chinese, half Vietnese. Papa is Mauritian.
Yup, Mauritian. Mauritius is an island country, off the southeast coast of Madagascar, in the middle of Indian Ocean. A million people live on that tiny island. Isolated as fuck. The more you know!
05-25-2017, 01:32 PM
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The kid is becoming crazy about cars, like his old man. We always let him sit in one of the cars and he just touches all the buttons, tries steering and attempts to play with the shifter
05-25-2017, 01:36 PM
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You should let him drive the Jizzmo. He looks responsible.
05-25-2017, 01:37 PM
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Sorry. No Asian drivers allowed in my cars.
05-25-2017, 01:37 PM
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The funny thing is.. we all know about Mauritius, but most everyone here though Edmonton was near Moscow.
05-25-2017, 01:38 PM
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I wouldn't be able to afford my insurance rates if they knew I was letting Asian people drive.
05-25-2017, 01:38 PM
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It's near St Petersburg btw..
05-25-2017, 01:39 PM
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Too late, we just sent your insurance those pics.. pics of your address and face too.
05-25-2017, 01:39 PM
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What about my butthole?
05-25-2017, 01:40 PM
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05-25-2017, 01:41 PM
05-25-2017, 01:41 PM
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What about my brontosaurus cock?
05-25-2017, 01:50 PM
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Im probably related to mom
05-25-2017, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
What about my brontosaurus cock?
05-25-2017, 01:51 PM
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I feel sorry for her
05-25-2017, 01:51 PM
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Plus it'd just blend into the white paper
You know
Because you're as white as paper
You know
Because you're as white as paper
05-25-2017, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
I feel sorry for her
05-25-2017, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
The funny thing is.. we all know about Mauritius, but most everyone here though Edmonton was near Moscow.
EdMONton... Ya Mon? Ya hurrr?
05-25-2017, 02:07 PM
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No, I feel sorry for her if she's related to you. Jeez, cmon!!
05-25-2017, 02:08 PM
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05-25-2017, 02:39 PM
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Someone left an apple pie in the break room this morning.
Now, I know it's considered disrespectful to not fuck it, but my question is how long should I wait to give the owner first poke before I take my turn. Some Neanderthal took a piece back to their desk already and I'm afraid if I wait too long all there will be left is an empty tin to shemp off into.
Asking for a friend.
Now, I know it's considered disrespectful to not fuck it, but my question is how long should I wait to give the owner first poke before I take my turn. Some Neanderthal took a piece back to their desk already and I'm afraid if I wait too long all there will be left is an empty tin to shemp off into.
Asking for a friend.
05-25-2017, 02:41 PM
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Cut a piece. Leave only piece there and take the rest back to your professors office . Microwave it for 42 seconds (anymore and you'll burn your dong)
Go to town
Best 5 seconds of your life
Go to town
Best 5 seconds of your life
05-25-2017, 02:42 PM
didnt know you could use one of the three stooges as a verb.
I shall shemp myself later
I shall shemp myself later
05-25-2017, 02:51 PM
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05-25-2017, 02:52 PM
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Butt me..
Dick me...
Ramblings me..
Checks out!
Dick me...
Ramblings me..
Checks out!
05-25-2017, 02:53 PM
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Get Fuzzy.
One of the most underrated comics I haven't read in decades.
One of the most underrated comics I haven't read in decades.
05-25-2017, 02:56 PM
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Fuck that pie like it's grandma's chowdah!
05-25-2017, 02:57 PM
I used CSB'd the other day as a verb...
05-25-2017, 03:07 PM
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I used ladiboi's mouf as a verb earlier today
05-25-2017, 03:15 PM
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You mean you verbed his mouth or you got ladiboi'd by someone?
05-25-2017, 03:19 PM
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no.. his mouf was the action.
my cock was the noun.
my cock was the noun.
05-25-2017, 03:21 PM
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dick blown + blown by ladiboi's mouf == mind blown
sccccuuuupooooshhhhhhhh
sccccuuuupooooshhhhhhhh
05-25-2017, 03:24 PM
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Ah, yeah; you verbed his mouth.
I bet he conjugated your dangling participle after you adjectived.
I bet he conjugated your dangling participle after you adjectived.
05-25-2017, 03:26 PM
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eggxactly fam
05-25-2017, 03:27 PM
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FJ good at words
05-25-2017, 03:33 PM
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