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no but seriously i need the little scope to:
1) check behind wall for insulation and pipes
2) figure out what fucking nest is in my extractor fan vent hose
3) check my prostate
Be careful with #3 on your list. If you go too deep, you might loose it.
shit, I thought you were spying in on the little boys room.. bout to call FBI
okay, I called FBI, they're bringing their own probe
we have baby monitor for that....wait wtf......you weren't talking about me checking on the safety of my 2 boys while they slept....you are one terrible terrible person Mr. Majofoblany!!!!! i should shillelagh you, dont mess with me, because i promise you will Loose!
Aw man. Yous guys will probably be sad like I was. Remember a while back (over 2 pages) I was talking about porking a pineapple? Well, I put on some Marvin Gaye this weekend and was getting ready to do the deed, when I found out the pineapple was going rotten. Moldy.
Dude how many times does this need said? Lose my number like I lost yours. If it's not completely evident to you that I want absolutely nothing to do with you, everyone else, or this place in general at this point I'm not sure what to tell you.
Who the fuck texts after 6-8 months to tell a practical stranger their fucking sorry sad life updates anyway? And I'm the narcissist?
You're two-face attitude is so cute I don't know whether to smile in laughter or frown in pity.
And good I hope it doesn't happen again. Let's try this ONE. LAST. TIME.
LOOSE MY NUMBER
Damn dude, chill out man. That's not right. J is going through a hard time and reaches out to you and you fucking call him out like this? Seriously?? Life is too short my man to hold grudges on others. If the tables were turned and you were at a low point, you wouldn't think it's cute to receive a message like this. This really fucking pissed me off. Fuck.
Aw man. Yous guys will probably be sad like I was. Remember a while back (over 2 pages) I was talking about porking a pineapple? Well, I put on some Marvin Gaye this weekend and was getting ready to do the deed, when I found out the pineapple was going rotten. Moldy.
I had to
Spoiler
throw the pineapple away.
Tragic, I know.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
that's one prickly fruit that was gone too soon...
Damn dude, chill out man. That's not right. J is going through a hard time and reaches out to you and you fucking call him out like this? Seriously?? Life is too short my man to hold grudges on others. If the tables were turned and you were at a low point, you wouldn't think it's cute to receive a message like this. This really fucking pissed me off. Fuck.
I love you, Gus...
I'll never forget your message checking on me during the impending hurricane...told you my Greek neighbor was the only other one that did that (other than my close broneighbors)...y'all are some sincere and family oriented people and I love you for it.
We family...
and FJ, Thoi and JamJoe...fuckin laughed out loud very hard in my truck just now at the previous dialogue y'all have had.
Lose lips sink shits!
If who? wants nothing to do with anyone here, why is he coming in here then? There is zero valuable information in this thread besides a bunch of assholes shooting the shit.
who loosely used my kind gesture of reaching out and sharing a little about my life as an excuse to finally be able to chime in and stop pretending he's not in here lurking and furiously masturbating to the images he has of all of us.
what's weird is, what would the word be for a guy that lurks in this thread while all of us very openly orally and anally please each other on a daily basis?
who loosely used my kind gesture of reaching out and sharing a little about my life as an excuse to finally be able to chime in and stop pretending he's not in here lurking and furiously masturbating to the images he has of all of us.
what's weird is, what would the word be for a guy that lurks in this thread while all of us very openly orally and anally please each other on a daily basis?
02-27-2017, 11:12 AM
am i doing that right
that's one prickly fruit that was gone too soon...
. Stop using the one from your TL 