thoiboi

cedar plank salmon?!?


on my way over!

Majofo

I love that messicans are crossing over to Canada..
Canada might actually have a decent Taco for once..

Majofo

That's WagonJr's drink spot

Majofo

btw.. Happy Engineer's Week.. CHeeee!!!
Fuck Joe.. something to share to your class tomorrow.. In honor of the exceptional engineering career of Judith Love Cohen, Brothers Jack Black and Neil Siegel designate funding to SWE - All Together

thoiboi

what was done there..


was seent by moi.

cu2wagon

Aaaaannd I'm done.

Had to take the day off to do homework since I'd been doing work around the house this weekend. Here's something fun; want to know a good way to break student's spirits? Assign one problem, like #54, part (c). They'll be like, "hey! only one problem, awesome! Time to slack off; I can do that at the last minute"

But here's the thing, 54 part (c) immediately references part (b), which needs part (a) to be finished first. Oh, and 54 part (a) needs the tabular data generated in problem 53 (has 8 parts) which is derived from 52 (5 parts) and a subset of question 26 in chapter 2 (shit, skipped that section earlier). Ha ha ha ha. You're fucked junior!

Oh, BTW, generating a linear regression prediction model for a truncated set of seasonally variable data is about the dumbest possible thing a person can do. Even academically.

UlsterBoy13

Culo, that actually sounds like a fun problem.......said only by an engineer.....

UlsterBoy13

So took wife's car in for inspection this weekend, Dude wouldn't pass it because it has clear UV tint on windshield.....told him it was allowed. He said nope.......dumbass.....gonna print this out with item #5 under windshield highlighted...
https://www.dps.texas.gov/rsd/vi/con...windowTint.htm

Majofo

Dear India.. solve this.. I'll pay fiddeee ruppeees... post haste!
I had a prof fucking kill our advanced DSP class.. it was only 12 students.. 10 of them had a solutions manual
(team India + team China, not team IDGAF - moi).. I graded for prof's undergrad signals and systems class so I knew better.
Anyways, I'm working on this problem and fuck me... after deriving shit for almost a page.. I'm like fuck this shit..

Well, the solutions manual was wrong.. or the problem was written wrong. Anyways, didn't match.
He fucking berated the class for 30 minutes.. gave them all F's and threatened to kick them out of school.
He was really fucking mad that they would do something so stupid over something trivial as homework..
Then he got on my case for not finishing the problem (wrote FINISH HIM!!!! on paper)... a problem he admitted took 3 hours to finish.

I have a life mang, I got bitches to fuck.
He's like me too.. I still finished. WTF!?!?!
You're the professor jeeves

Anyways, he gave me props after that.. he was a cool guy, young Serbian prof from Haaaavaaaad.
He partied with one of my classmates who is also Serbian.. they had some stories.

Majofo

stories about banging hot euro bitches if that's not clear..

Majofo

I had another professor give tests as take home over the weekend...


I'm still getting natty iced out mang, I'm hip to these tricks..

Majofo

Fucking nerds were always like.. Fook Yah!! come over to my mom's house, we can review the tests the whole weekend!

UlsterBoy13

i have no idea what Maj just wrote.........

Majofo

I had a professor that was mad at most of the class for regurgitating the solutions from a solutions manual (teacher's eyes only).
He knew because the solution in the manual was wrong, yet most of the class had the same answer.
He then got upset that I didn't finish the solution to the problem that took him 3 hours to finish. It would have taken me a whole day to finish.
That professor banged a lot of hot european girls at the club, which my classmate witnessed first hand.. and second hand.. not third.

comprende senor zapatos?

thoiboi

Mansplaining

Majofo

triggered

UlsterBoy13

no comprende but the owner said thats ok.

Majofo

Where's Joe with the Vagon at? Usually he's well understood.

UlsterBoy13

He just said he was tired from erecting wood all weekend so he had to go home.

cu2wagon

Vagon Joe, not wagon Joe.

Majofo

That's fuck Joe.. you fucking up the rotation AltarJoe

cu2wagon

I hate those week long proofs.

Best part of grad school was when the Prof would be like, " ...the derivations, which I'm sure you all know how to do... ...And here's what the simple 'easy way' equation looks like... "

And I'm just like dodged a bullet there. I ain't got time for that.

cu2wagon

Fuck Joe, weekend wood, wagon.

Vagon Joe, DeerMeat, YOTM.

Majofo

In 1st semester circuits.. had this prof do a review of the test we took the week before. Fucking test is 45 mins long. Took him 40 mins to solve one problem out of 4. Prof was like.. .See? Easy!
Fuck you you fucking bastard.. Class didn't have a curve.. either you make the cut or you don't. Mean test score was 30 or 40%.

UlsterBoy13

Mystery Joe, Tacobello, Camry = RDX.

i know, i know, this isnt my first Rode-joe

Vagon joe might have been erecting wood all weekend too with his new friend....who knows.

Majofo

I think it was a network RC circuit.. it was complicated. Fucker.

Majofo

Fucking-A.. V taking the dig from a GT-R.. shiett..



What a little cunt, closes his face shield first.. I would have dropped this fuck


I think it's funny how cameraman gets amped from fight but not going light speed.
I also wouldn't have agreed to shit.. posted his cuntface to the world.

thoiboi

Sounds like all my computer engineering classes too


Fuck those classes

Flipster23

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thoiboi

Nom

cu2wagon

maaaaaan, fuckyall.

thoiboi

I wish I had INO for dinner.. I just devoured some turkey sandwich with spinach, avocado spread and like some sweet onion or mango chutney..

thoiboi

And yes before anyone else says it, I did swallow the pickle whole

cu2wagon

I tossed salad and ate cock.

I mean, had a grilled chicken salad.

That other thing will be desert.

Flipster23

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I was going to post the food but I wanted to hurry and get home because it was pouring down raining and didn't want the food to get cold.

Majofo

Which one of you fuckers had stomach flu

Majofo

Like a bag of sand, but cocks..
Or missed an s and like a banana split, but not split and cocks w/ extra whip..

I'm going to imagine both

Majofo

I saw some video of a guy walking around his neighborhood spray painting tits and dicks on everything with a rifle slung around him. I immediately connected with this man emotionally. Possibly physically. Hero.

thoiboi

White male in Oakland or something?

rockstar143

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Back from camping, errrr, erecting wood!