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Old 02-01-2017, 02:41 PM
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s2k was put there as a test..


You caught it, nice catch you've always seemed like a good catcher anyway


Step 2 in test: buy s2k. That will cement the fact that you are willing to stay.
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Old 02-01-2017, 02:42 PM
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He might get interested in talking about cars more than making you swallow his gravy.. more time for that after he hires you.
Maybe some day, it'll be someone's job to swallow your gravy
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Old 02-01-2017, 02:45 PM
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not just a s2k but s2k's lol
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
s2k was put there as a test..


You caught it, nice catch you've always seemed like a good catcher anyway


Step 2 in test: buy s2k. That will cement the fact that you are willing to stay.
I actually did say that, give me the job and ill buy the silverstone one in the showroom right away
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did you ride up with your TL and park in the owner's spot? that would've gotten you extra brownie points too..
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Old 02-01-2017, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
He might get interested in talking about cars more than making you swallow his gravy.. more time for that after he hires you.
Maybe some day, it'll be someone's job to swallow your gravy
So you're saying that you think El-Jeff-Eh? could work his way up to ASSistant to the Dealership MANager?
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Old 02-01-2017, 02:47 PM
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I wish I could have but its winter here mah ninja. my TL dont even see rain

not even going to lie though, like I need this job so fucking bad lol, I've been negative doll hairs for quite some time now
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Originally Posted by Oh Sickest TL

not even going to lie though, like I need this job so fucking bad lol
Did you BFF crash his CTS-V into your unicorn, and mom is threatening to kick you out of the house????
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Jefe Jeff... JJ... ILLUMINATI
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Old 02-01-2017, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Oh Sickest TL
I wish I could have but its winter here mah ninja. my TL dont even see rain

not even going to lie though, like I need this job so fucking bad lol, I've been negative doll hairs for quite some time now

Ahh.... good idea... taking the bus there and making sure they saw you roll up in it is good, it means that you need a job bad.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Did you BFF crash his CTS-V into your unicorn, and mom is threatening to kick you out of the house????
lol not sure I follow this?

I dont live at home and I dont know anyone other than you and J who own a cts-v
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Remember that time that Jeff-eh?'s girl looked like a unicorn?

Something something crashing and a V but best friend, something something. mizouse.gif
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
So you're saying that you think El-Jeff-Eh? could work his way up to ASSistant to the Dealership MANager?

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Old 02-01-2017, 02:52 PM
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sigh...


you don't have a job, why aren't you keeping up to date with the latest AZ drama?!
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Originally Posted by Oh Sickest TL
lol not sure I follow this?

I dont live at home and I dont know anyone other than you and J who own a cts-v
Jeff-eh?

YOU MISSED THE LULZ AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Remember that time that Jeff-eh?'s girl looked like a unicorn?

Something something crashing and a V but best friend, something something. mizouse.gif
miketysonuknowit.gif
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Ahh.... good idea... taking the bus there and making sure they saw you roll up in it is good, it means that you need a job bad.
they saw me roll up in the rusted 03 Acura 1.7 EL that has a massive exhaust leak... shit sounds like a fucking truck LOL
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anyways, I'm going to go do some dabs of 90% THC. later y'all
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Old 02-01-2017, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Oh Sickest TL
lol not sure I follow this?

I dont live at home and I dont know anyone other than you and J who own a cts-v
Here you go dummy. Get reading:
https://acurazine.com/forums/ramblin...nicorn-951379/

Then:
https://acurazine.com/forums/car-tal...-hello-954074/
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Originally Posted by Oh Sickest TL
they saw me roll up in the rusted 03 Acura 1.7 EL that has a massive exhaust leak... shit sounds like a fucking truck LOL

Owner of the store dealership "Who's this shithead rolling up in the wanna-be Civic?"
Service Manager: "that sounds like shit"
Receptionist: "I think that's your 2PM interviewee"
Owner/SM: "shieeeeeeet.... he needs this job badddd"

/scene
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Old 02-01-2017, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Owner of the store dealership "Who's this shithead rolling up in the wanna-be Civic?"
Service Manager: "that sounds like shit"
Receptionist: "I think that's your 2PM interviewee"
Owner/SM: "shieeeeeeet.... he needs this job badddd"

/scene


But I always thought of it as the other way around.. those civics are wanna-be Acuras, cuz you know.... Luxury
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Owner of the store dealership "Who's this shithead rolling up in the wanna-be Civic?"
Service Manager: "that sounds like shit"
Receptionist: "I think that's your 2PM interviewee"
Owner/SM: "shieeeeeeet.... he needs this job badddd"

/scene
you forgot the key point before you ended the scene.

It it should go like this:

Service Manager: "that sounds like shit"
Receptionist: "I think that's your 2PM interviewee"
Owner/SM: "shieeeeeeet.... he needs this job badddd"
Owner/SM: *unzip pants* "dis gun be gud!!"

*el jeffeh walks in*

Jeff: "hi, I'm here for my interview"
Owner/SM: "oh, we know. "

/scene
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He never met the Owner. Just the Service Manager.

Owner saw his hoopty coming from a mile away and knew that Beavis the Burnout would be coming in looking to gulp for pay. Not wanting to get his junk within a mile of that claptrap, he shoved Service Manager under the bus again and told her to take one for the team.

Meanwhile, Owner grabbed Receptionist and went out for "Taco Lunch" in the Finance office. Finance Manager watched.
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finance manager would be a cuck....
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Fuck Saintor.
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In before lame ass reply from him. I'm surprised he's not banned yet
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:homersimpsonfacehand: that thread gave me eyeball cancer.
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Nobody loves Majofo, Fuck Joe, or RS143 Joe
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Nobody loves Majofo, Fuck Joe, or RS143 Joe
The unlovable joes
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Nobody loves Majofo, Fuck Joe, or RS143 Joe
I love you guys more.

Damn there I said it!
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I LOVE YOU GUYS TOO!
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You think when Saintor has sex with his wife, there's a TLX banner above the headboard?
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That's not his wife.... That's his inflatable mail order bride
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Nobody loves Majofo, Fuck Joe, or RS143 Joe
Bull shit. You know we love you the mostest!!!


Something about guys with the name starting with Jo got me feeling some sort of way...
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That's not his wife.... That's his inflatable mail order bride
But does it come with a honda tire Inflator & Sealant kit as well?

Err...

Who am I kidding, he doesn't need the sealant kit, he wont puncture anything..
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