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Old 01-25-2017, 11:56 AM
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She actually wrote a post how the internet has been mean to her and we don't understand the struggles she and other extremely morbidly obese people go through
Making memes is harmful and hurtful and just another form of bullying.. I agree.. we should all love each other and kumbaya.. butt fuck me.. I know she laughed at that shit..
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Anyways.. I'll be in the chip aisle with fuck joe and ladiboi.. drinking craft beer.. ladiboi drinking non-lactose non-alcoholic dick juice.
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some local dealership is selling a high mileage s55 amg for 4k..
it's like a hot hooker who may or may not have a tight clam, who may or may not have crabs (probably, 99.999% at least crabs)
ehh.. save my pennies for a s600 or cls600
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I was just going to try to dig up that article about how she wrote that the internets was mean to her and it's not her fault and . But nah, not worth it.

Besides, that soda wasn't even for her. It wuz fer her husbend.

Should have worn her LifeAlert. "help me... I've fawlen and I caaant get up."
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We're going to hell.. after we're executed.
Probably only Natty Ice down there.. better get my fill here first.
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I'm gonna make a write up about my trip to the MB museum. We were supposed to hit up the Porsche museum but we ran out of time oh well, next time.

So the car I've been driving the last few days is called a Dacia Duster. What the fuck is a Dacia, you might ask? I didn't know either. But I'm pretty sure it's built in eastern europe- Romania or some shit. It's fucking gutless. But fuck, it has a 5 speed manual, so fuck yeah. I topped this bitch out at 168km/h on the autobahn slow as fuck.

But today, my FIL got me a 4 series grand coupe. No idea what engine is in it (you can get your car debadged right from the manufacturer!) , but it is turbo and it has gobs of power in comparison. I haven't had much seat time behind any BMW so this is a nice change. Once again, through the casino business, my FIL is able to hand me the keys to this thing and it's all kosher. Dafuq? I need to move here.

But sadly it's not his business, but as I mentioned his caddy collecting boss's business. I should mention, he's also a flaming homosexual and yes, he is HIV+, though i dont think he will kick the bucket anytime soon . Thoiboi, I'll PM you his number later

Hope all is well with y'all and your fams. Hope all is heading in the right direction for you, J. And of course, Everyone suck today's dick and beat your meat like there's no fuccbois tomorrow!!!

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Old 01-25-2017, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
Write write write...lots of writing today.




I wish I could spec something like a car...for myself. Instead of some boring software.




i get to spec boring unemployment insurance crap
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Anyways.. I'll be in the chip aisle with fuck joe and ladiboi.. drinking craft beer.. ladiboi drinking non-lactose non-alcoholic dick juice.
sounds good
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Old 01-25-2017, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
I'm gonna make a write up about my trip to the MB museum. We were supposed to hit up the Porsche museum but we ran out of time oh well, next time.

So the car I've been driving the last few days is called a Dacia Duster. What the fuck is a Dacia, you might ask? I didn't know either. But I'm pretty sure it's built in eastern europe- Romania or some shit. It's fucking gutless. But fuck, it has a 5 speed manual, so fuck yeah. I topped this bitch out at 168km/h on the autobahn slow as fuck.
Bro how haven't you heard of Dacia yet..





But sadly it's not his business, but as I mentioned his caddy collecting boss's business. I should mention, he's also a flaming homosexual and yes, he is HIV+, though i dont think he will kick the bucket anytime soon . Thoiboi, I'll PM you his number later

Hope all is well with y'all and your fams. Hope all is heading in the right direction for you, J. And of course, Everyone suck today's dick and beat your meat like there's no fuccbois tomorrow!!!
good looking out!
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Old 01-25-2017, 12:21 PM
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GARE BEAR!!!!
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Question fer youz guys...son has an '04 TL base. When he stomps the accelerator the tranny won't shift out of first...tranny fried?
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Old 01-25-2017, 12:30 PM
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either that, or axle broken, or app sensor,
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axle isn't broken, other than the high rev non shifting the car drives fine...

app sensor?
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Old 01-25-2017, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by GKinColo08TL
axle isn't broken, other than the high rev non shifting the car drives fine...

app sensor?
https://acurazine.com/forums/3g-tl-p...sensor-730958/
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Old 01-25-2017, 12:40 PM
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Thanks boi...I searched and can't find what t is that the app sensor actually does?
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found it, acelerator position sensor...
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Old 01-25-2017, 12:51 PM
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the internet is for you, Gary!
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Old 01-25-2017, 12:54 PM
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I love how ladiboi diagnoses things.. say every common issue
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may also be the flux capacity needing a good cleaning as well
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Old 01-25-2017, 12:56 PM
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This is a rambling thread, not a problem thread
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The fact that it revs high rules out app sensor.. it will put the car in limp mode.. revs below 3k.. slow as a turtle dash lights up like a xmas tree.

Gary, are you saying it revs real high then shifts or doesn't shift at all?
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Best case.. TPS - throttle position sensor (doesn't always throw a code, check anyways)
Worst case.. trans is toast.. check trans fluid level, condition.
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The 04 trans isn't total shit, but it's not great. Regular ATF changes are a must, it has a serviceable filter, change it.
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Tell son to stick with DW-1.. don't mix.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
The fact that it revs high rules out app sensor.. it will put the car in limp mode.. revs below 3k.. slow as a turtle dash lights up like a xmas tree.

Gary, are you saying it revs real high then shifts or doesn't shift at all?
It won't shift at high revs, definitely not in limp mode. I just got done reading the app sensor threads, I doubt that's the issue. I'm thinking he needs to do a 3 x 3 and then see what's going on.
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shit.. TPS sensor...

that's what i meant
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If it won't shift.. I'm willing to bet TPS.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Best case.. TPS - throttle position sensor (doesn't always throw a code, check anyways)
Worst case.. trans is toast.. check trans fluid level, condition.
Checked fluid...looks a little darker than normal but doesn't smell "burnt".

Originally Posted by Majofo
The 04 trans isn't total shit, but it's not great. Regular ATF changes are a must, it has a serviceable filter, change it.
I know...kids don't listen, its been about 60K since his brother (previous owner) changed fluid.

Originally Posted by Majofo
Tell son to stick with DW-1.. don't mix.
Will do.

Thanks Maj!
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Kids mang!

You're the best Gary!
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TPS? I'm looking at the FSM and I can't decifer what TPS is the acronym for?
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Originally Posted by GKinColo08TL
TPS? I'm looking at the FSM and I can't decifer what TPS is the acronym for?
https://www.google.com/search?q=site...osition+sensor


TPS : Throttle Position Sensor, but I don't know if that goes bad on our cars... Were definitely an issue in the older 2G TL/CL.s


Start simple by doing the fluid and pressure switches then come back to see us
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
https://www.google.com/search?q=site...osition+sensor


TPS : Throttle Position Sensor, but I don't know if that goes bad on our cars... Were definitely an issue in the older 2G TL/CL.s


Start simple by doing the fluid and pressure switches then come back to see us
Will do...thanks guys.
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It's on the throttle body
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It's not switches or fluid..

Gary, are you saying it doesn't change gear at all though.. you said won't in high rev. Will it change gear at moderate revs? Can you change gears in SS mode?
My interpretation from your posts is it stays in 1st gear, nothing else no matter what, but will run the length of the rev.
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Since when did Hyundai spin-off as Genesis?????????
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FFS.. so instead of Hyundai being the luxe brand of Kia.. Genesis spins off Hyundai all together and is now the flagship brand?????
Who's running this mother fucker.. Acura?
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