The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
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Damn brahs, I'm tryin' over here, alright?
Oh.
Eachothers? N/M. I been doing it wrong.
Oh.
Eachothers? N/M. I been doing it wrong.
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Majofo (01-12-2017)
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Oh.. X gave it to him.. Bert is such a catcher.
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And you know Ernie watched X give it to Bert.
Ernie is such a cuck.
Ernie is such a cuck.
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Ernie tossed X's salad.. I'm willing to bet.
I got into an interesting bar debate recently over pitchers and catchers. No, not the baseball kind. The gay sex kind. I was asking folks who, in the Bert & Ernie relationship, is the pitcher & who is the catcher. The answer seemed very cut & dry to me. But a vast majority of folks I chatted with about the issue disagreed with me. I've always assumed that Ernie is a top in the dark world of Sesame Street anal arts. My rationale for this is that Bert seems like the archetypal bend-over cat. You know what I mean, all uptight, no sense of humor, obsessed with his appearance, those ghastly yellow striped shirts, etc. But boy did folks not see it my way on this Bert being the catcher deal. They tended to point out that Ernie was fixated on his rubber duckie & represented the juvenile partner in the relationship (sort of the young boy role of Ancient Greece anal rape, I guess). But I really vehemently disagree with that assessment. Ernie would be the fun loving pitcher of the pair, casually tossing Bert the old high hard one after Bert had begged for it while waiting for Ernie to quit playing his X-BOX. As I said, only a few people I've spoken to see this pitcher/catcher, Bert/Ernie deal the way I do. It's very disconcerting and making me question the whole way I look at gay relationships in the Muppet world. I mean it seems so simple to me, Ernie is the bear and Bert is the twink. Right???
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I'm not sure I'd go so far to call Ernie a bear, and Bert is obviously too old to be a twink, but the premise is sound. Ernie is the plug and Bert is the socket.
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Yeah, from the outward appearance it's easy to see Bert as the top.. but it's the intelligence thing.
Bert is just a straight blue collar guy who gets coaxed into sucking Ernie's meaty cock.. poor Bert.
Bert is just a straight blue collar guy who gets coaxed into sucking Ernie's meaty cock.. poor Bert.
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It's a series of getting poor Bert to do things Ernie wants..
See what I'm saying.. poor fuck.
See what I'm saying.. poor fuck.
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Possible consideration: Bert is really masterminding the whole thing and simply plays hard to get. Hard to get, until he gets too hard.
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Man. Googling "bert and ernie meme" is great for some laughs if you're a terrible person.
Just absolutely destroys the innocence of childhood
Just absolutely destroys the innocence of childhood
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no way.. that fucking unibrow... totally not gay.
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cuck!
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I know for fact that turning a straight is the ultimate.. some are only attracted to straights.
I believe this is what's going on..
I believe this is what's going on..
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I never spoke up, and when the shit hit the fan, i was accused of helping the guy cover up the cheating. and was kicked out of her house that night.
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I only know this cuz i was hangin out at my friends house and her man confided in me that he pulled some chicks with Boss Hogg outlawz.
I never spoke up, and when the shit hit the fan, i was accused of helping the guy cover up the cheating. and was kicked out of her house that night.
I never spoke up, and when the shit hit the fan, i was accused of helping the guy cover up the cheating. and was kicked out of her house that night.
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your momma and your aunty too
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so justn friendzone 2000
her man like brah.. I just fucked some bitches at the club with Boss Hogg
justn like.. poker face.. (..why is she with this turd, she should be with me)
she comes in and is like.. I smell pussy (knowing it's her man who got in dem guts, ruling out justn right away)
he like.. it was a mistake babes.. I fell.. into some pussy.. call boss hogg.. ask justn.
justn like.. wtf mang?!?!
she like.. get out justn! kick justn out, they argue for 5 minutes, den he up in dem guts
justn outside like..
amirite? cuzz yo story make not damn sense otherwise.
her man like brah.. I just fucked some bitches at the club with Boss Hogg
justn like.. poker face.. (..why is she with this turd, she should be with me)
she comes in and is like.. I smell pussy (knowing it's her man who got in dem guts, ruling out justn right away)
he like.. it was a mistake babes.. I fell.. into some pussy.. call boss hogg.. ask justn.
justn like.. wtf mang?!?!
she like.. get out justn! kick justn out, they argue for 5 minutes, den he up in dem guts
justn outside like..
amirite? cuzz yo story make not damn sense otherwise.
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almost.
but it was in the middle of a 420 session
but it was in the middle of a 420 session
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I figured so, otherwise he'd be like who da eff this guy babes?
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I always knew boss hoggzz and slim thugs were mister steal yo girl, cuz they always like.. we fucc yo bitches.
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It's that six six long dick slim nigga sticking your chick
... If you watch closely, while slim thug driving the escalade, he getting road head.. by someone's chick
... If you watch closely, while slim thug driving the escalade, he getting road head.. by someone's chick
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I knew it was warm out cuz....i stepped outside and it was warm out
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Sup. Friday. W00t.
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Been working from home the last couple of days with some stuff being done around the house by various trades-peeps.
No -ing...I feel fat.
No -ing...I feel fat.
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Been working from home the last couple of days with some stuff being done around the house by various trades-peeps.
No -ing...I feel fat.
No -ing...I feel fat.
Peon
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you don't squat where you shit nimrod
what are you.. souljaboi?
what are you.. souljaboi?
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dis ninja think he can throw hands with Chris.. I think Rihanna can beat his ass..
better get the Draco cuhh
better get the Draco cuhh
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Ran up to a Aventador Roadster on the freeway yesterday after work (dat Batman joint)..
I played cat and pulled up real quick but he was cruising in the middle lane. I had a rager.
It was a cool old dude.. LP: Steak X
I was trying to figure out what it do.. but he was just tryna get some dick and pussy mang.
I played cat and pulled up real quick but he was cruising in the middle lane. I had a rager.
It was a cool old dude.. LP: Steak X
I was trying to figure out what it do.. but he was just tryna get some dick and pussy mang.
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I'm not sure I'd ever buy an Aventador..
because I'm broke ninja, I'm broke!
because I'm broke ninja, I'm broke!
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Talk to me about a Mini Countryman S.. There's a lease on a remaining 16 for 189 a month. Two year term. 10k miles per year. It's a demo car with 5k miles, but they're still offering a lease on it. I drive about five miles a day, and we have the CRV to take on trips. I'd save almost 200 a month on a car payment, and only pay two dollars more a month for insurance. Free maintenance is included too.
Also, gf has had some medical issues. She had a gallbladder attack last week and we have to have her gallbladder out, while looking at x-rays, they found a mass on her liver. I'm waiting at the office right now while she gets her CAT scan. It's been a stressful week. Hopefully it's just benign and nothing major.
Also, gf has had some medical issues. She had a gallbladder attack last week and we have to have her gallbladder out, while looking at x-rays, they found a mass on her liver. I'm waiting at the office right now while she gets her CAT scan. It's been a stressful week. Hopefully it's just benign and nothing major.
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sorry to hear B... hope it all works out.
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probably benign reggo mass shit
fuccin gallbladder ain't no joke.. I'll give birth through my butthole over gallbladder shiett.
Sending good vibes B
fuccin gallbladder ain't no joke.. I'll give birth through my butthole over gallbladder shiett.
Sending good vibes B