The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Bitch, you only have a GF, and you *know* she's about sick of your shit.
Send her down this way and you can move to FL. I hear there's all sorts of whateverthehellyoudo jerbs there. Stop thinking and move now.
Send her down this way and you can move to FL. I hear there's all sorts of whateverthehellyoudo jerbs there. Stop thinking and move now.
She's probably on her unicorn forums complaining about her bitch ass boyfriend who doesn't want to get a job because he's above them all and contemplating how to break it to you that she does NOT want to be the breadwinner in the relationship
H, thank you, my friend.
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It's too late you fuccbois.. Majofo's name is always first.. and I ruined him for the rest of you.
Sloppy leftovers.. and they're sloppy. Trust Majofo.
Sloppy leftovers.. and they're sloppy. Trust Majofo.
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Sloppy... Joe's?
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I put the meat, in sloppy Joe
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sauce too
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just provide the buns
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Oh my. Did it just get hot in here?
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They subsequently ran the train on that old hag in the broom closet
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I'll turn this damn bus around!
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Quit making me laugh!!!
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It hurts to laugh.
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That reminds of an old joke I heard in elementary.
Q: what do mcdonalds and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: they both stick their meat into five year old buns!
Q: what do mcdonalds and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: they both stick their meat into five year old buns!
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Well you're not cool unless you pee your pants... So you would have been the coolest!
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jeff's girl be like..
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Ahh so jeffuckboi is also into piss huh...
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Just following the lead of his precious idol, Dronald J. "Tiny Hands Piss Goblin Orange Angry Man" Drumpf.
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Errrbody so mean to Jeff. Poor Jeff.
Here Jeff, just put this dick in your mouf. It'll make everything all better. Thaaats it.
Here Jeff, just put this dick in your mouf. It'll make everything all better. Thaaats it.
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Wifey hasn't watched Billy Madison or happy Gilmore. It's on the list of things to do for 2017. Fuckin foreigners.
I love you, hunny!
I love you, hunny!
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I get the feeling that Jeff likes to be hit.
Either that, or he puts up a really good front and then cries himself to sleep at night.
Either way. Grab some dressing and get to tossin'!
Either that, or he puts up a really good front and then cries himself to sleep at night.
Either way. Grab some dressing and get to tossin'!
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He does accept a lot of abuse. I would've had 86 extreme butthurt moments if I was Jeff. Must be he 96% tea H sea.
I only get 95% tea H sea.
I only get 95% tea H sea.
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Right?
I'd totally agree with you, but I'm afraid you'd get all butthurt about it. So I'll just rofl.
I'd totally agree with you, but I'm afraid you'd get all butthurt about it. So I'll just rofl.
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She's seen Sandler's much later movies and did not like him or them. That's why she's apprehensive about watching the classics. She don't know what she's missing.
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But that's just me.
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Uh.. that sounds like a bad high.
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It would be. The. Worst.
But seriously, it's a good movie. Depressing AF, but good. My wife "hates Adam Sandler"* because he's a walking fart joke, but even she remarked at how well he played that roll.
*says she hates him but loves the Wedding Singer and the trillion cookie cutter movies he's made with Drew "acting skills of a mushroom" Barrymore.
But seriously, it's a good movie. Depressing AF, but good. My wife "hates Adam Sandler"* because he's a walking fart joke, but even she remarked at how well he played that roll.
*says she hates him but loves the Wedding Singer and the trillion cookie cutter movies he's made with Drew "acting skills of a mushroom" Barrymore.
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suck each other's dicks already....
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