cu2wagon

I don't go to the doctor.

I don't even have a doctor.

If I *need* a doctor, I go to the ER. Because it's that serious.

TacoBello

I know... Wifey works in infection control and prevention. I hear about this shit all the time. I'm just surprised the superbugs out there now stay contained as well as they do.

cu2wagon

And even then, I'm like "Are you sure it's broken? Do you really need to cast/surgery it? Can't I just, like, put a bandaid on it?"

"Pillz pleez!"

Majofo

Yeah fuck that shit.. anitbacs are way overused. They should stop that shit now.. just tell everyone to stop being a pussy.

Now steroids.. shiettt.. prescribe steroids and a bottle of water instead... and teahcees.

TacoBello

Tea aych sees is the only medication I use.

Mizouse

For the flu it depends. If my fever lasts a long time or really high, I'll see a doktor.
also depends on what other symptoms I got. Last time I had the flu I developed bronchitis


thankfully my annual Flu sickness skipped out last year. Hope i don't get it this year

TacoBello

In fact, I'm going to dose up, right now.

thoiboi

saw that coming from a mile away...


I don't actually go to the doctor except for my annual checkup (ballcupping for the price of my deductible?!? )

I self-medicate and webMD everything

TacoBello

Fuck, only Justn, Jeff and I take care of ourselves in the most proper of ways. :Maha:

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

matter of fact, i'm dosed up right meow

TacoBello

Meow too!

TacoBello

Wait, aren't you at work still?

ma ninja

cu2wagon

So how have you been coping with your Lupus/Cancer?

TacoBello

thoiboi

one day at a time my friend... one day at a time.


Found out last night i have dysentery too...

TacoBello

I'm craving Thai or Korean food in a major way. Fuuuuuuuuuu

TacoBello

Did you get dysentery playing Oregon Trail again? I told you it would eventually happen!

cu2wagon

thoiboi

yes.. how did you know?!


i used all the proper anti-virus protections and yet still got infected

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

it's the internet.
everything is an illusion!

cu2wagon

I was at Target this weekend and saw that there is a Oregon Trail card game now.

If you get dysentery from playing this one, you may need to reconsider some of your home cleaning regimen:

TacoBello

Is the Internet itself an illusion? Like an illusion within an illusion?

Whoa...

Majofo

Pfft... yearly checkup.. I'll cup yo balls fo free.
Deduct deez nuts from you mouf (sp?)

Anyways, I'm just shaming you because I see great things in front of you. Public shaming the only way to push you to greatness.
Greatness being my dong..

Love you ladiboi!

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

Leo Dicaprio? inception?

thoiboi

OMW

Mizouse

Yumcha

Wait...she's a nurse or a doc, Taco? I vaguely recall you mentioning she was going to med skoo?

Yumcha

Back from -ing at the gym. And did ab work.

TacoBello

It's complicated lol. Let's leave it at that.

Majofo

Wait, the ex who posted rape me ads on CL to have rando strangers rape her ex's wife was actually innocent and it was the wife herself who wanted rando strangers to rape her so she could frame the ex.. can't write this shit.. does that mean husband is cuck? I'm so foncused.

thoiboi

who?

Majofo

I don't even know anymore.. starts with a C?

thoiboi

Who?

Majofo

Majofo

Majofo

song is so on fire right now

Yumcha

She's a nurse moonlighting as a doctor but needs to get into med skoo but applied to a technical college by accident?

...like that complicated?

Majofo

Brahs, want your viewpoint here.. since moving to Texas, I've noticed that many guys usually spit or hock loogies into the urinal before taking a piss. It's almost like a feeble attempt to grease up their dicks.
Anyways, is this commonplace where you stay. Anyone have insight into this. Is it a southern thing? Is there a belief that one's spit will keep the piss splattering down.
Some OG thing to say, pulling my big dick out, everyone gaze upon it or look away. Possibly symbolizing.. I'm a man (punctuation, comma) baby!

I was tired of wondering what rite of passage this was into manhood and took it by the reigns and made is choke on my meaty meat meat.
Just walked into the bathroom, hocked a loogie from 6 ft away into the urinal.. then stepped up to the plate, pulled out my penis and streamed I.P. Freely's Yellow River.
Dude in the adjacent urinal was like wtf. I think I scared him. Cuck!

Majofo

Maybe I should have pissed from the pitcher's mound instead of the plate. I'll try that next time.

Yumcha

Speaking of peeing...I was inspired by the scene in Harold and Kumar and once walked right up next to another guy peeing at a bush and peed right next to him.