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Old 03-29-2018 | 09:02 PM
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How bout we call my dick "differences" and you can embrace it.
Old 03-29-2018 | 09:31 PM
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Old 03-29-2018 | 11:16 PM
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How bout we call my dick "differences" and you can embrace it.
I'm having trouble embracing what I can't see
Old 03-29-2018 | 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
We should embrace our differences
Originally Posted by TacoBello
I'm having trouble embracing what I can't see
You don't say
Old 03-29-2018 | 11:22 PM
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Don't judge me with logical logicness!!!
Old 03-29-2018 | 11:27 PM
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We missed you Taco
Especially J
Only J to be clear
Old 03-29-2018 | 11:27 PM
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Old 03-29-2018 | 11:31 PM
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I know you missed me, too. It's ok. I won't judge you if you admit it!
Old 03-29-2018 | 11:41 PM
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Whatever gets you through the day
I suggest alcohol, keeps venereal diseases at bay as well
Trust FJ
Old 03-29-2018 | 11:43 PM
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I prefer meth, myself.

Keeps the dentist away also, once my teeth all fall out.
Old 03-29-2018 | 11:44 PM
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The dentist, ha
You talk like we have universal healthcare down here
Old 03-29-2018 | 11:45 PM
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Dental isn't covered under universal healthcare in Canada. Check yo facts, son.
Old 03-30-2018 | 05:08 AM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
I prefer meth, myself.

Keeps the dentist away also, once my teeth all fall out.
Not much to do in the prairies but meth. Strangely not an issue in QC, but Ontario and the corn fields it's a big thing.
Old 03-30-2018 | 07:54 AM
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Old 03-30-2018 | 07:54 AM
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Wanna huff some glue?
Old 03-30-2018 | 08:50 AM
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The pink cup makes me think of strawberry nesquik. Fuck I haven't had that in a while.
Old 03-30-2018 | 09:11 AM
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Yeah go get a bottle of syrup. Shoot some cats with an air rifle after. Bring em to a butcher. Huff glue.
Old 03-30-2018 | 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
Dental isn't covered under universal healthcare in Canada. Check yo facts, son.
teh shit
then why you guys pay such high taxes
Canada blows
Old 03-30-2018 | 09:38 AM
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Is that a dried up BBC taped to the wall
teh fuck
Old 03-30-2018 | 09:39 AM
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Old 03-30-2018 | 09:43 AM
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Never seen the movie
but I've seen the music video.. where Kurt at

I don't want her, you can keep the whore, she fiendin' for some more
Ninjas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh.. Got the blicky, uh, drum, it holds fifty, uh

Old 03-30-2018 | 10:41 AM
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Old 03-30-2018 | 11:06 AM
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Old 03-30-2018 | 11:30 AM
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You should watch the movie. It's interesting.
Old 03-30-2018 | 11:35 AM
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Morning.
Old 03-30-2018 | 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
You should watch the movie. It's interesting.
Just watched the trailer. Pretty much the late 90s.
Old 03-30-2018 | 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by polobunny
Not much to do in the prairies but meth. Strangely not an issue in QC, but Ontario and the corn fields it's a big thing.
nothing like getting a gummer from a chick with no teeth.
Old 03-30-2018 | 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Just watched the trailer. Pretty much the late 90s.
Yep. 1990s Midwest.
Old 03-31-2018 | 01:16 AM
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Browsing jalop and stumbled upon this:

Looks like way too much fun
Old 03-31-2018 | 02:09 AM
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Should have used a hyabusa engine. More displacement. More torques. Peak HPs sooner.
Old 03-31-2018 | 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
Should have used a hyabusa engine. More displacement. More torques. Peak HPs sooner.
I think it's fine. Shit gets sideways way easy considering it weighs absolutely nothing (1100lbs/~500 metrique) and develops 200hp in the form it's used. That's like half the weight of a Lotus Exige with the 4 banger with just 50 ponies less... plus it's probably more reliable and less constrained than a Lotus at a fraction of the price.

On a different note, fucking people bringing me coffee, donuts and other sweets is gonna be the end of my sexy slender body. Yeah it's nice to be appreciated, but I don't want a dad bod.
Old 03-31-2018 | 11:37 AM
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Thank the lord Jesus Christ, he def take that wheel cause the wimmin sure let go of it.
A whole 2:23 for hardly more than fender bender pretty much. Children are bouncy anyway, they'd be fine.

Mad respect for the little guard rail that could, the real MVP in this story from South Carolina.
Old 03-31-2018 | 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by polobunny
On a different note, fucking people bringing me coffee, donuts and other sweets is gonna be the end of my sexy slender body. Yeah it's nice to be appreciated, but I don't want a dad bod.
Will power is a bitch. I had pizza day at work, about a week ago... they order in like 40-50 pizzas and tell everyone to go at it... and I'm watching these fuckers cram their faces with that oh so delicious melty cheese and toasty fluffy crust and all the other goodness... and I'm like.. I'm going back to my office to eat this shitty chicken and rice
Old 03-31-2018 | 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello


Will power is a bitch. I had pizza day at work, about a week ago... they order in like 40-50 pizzas and tell everyone to go at it... and I'm watching these fuckers cram their faces with that oh so delicious melty cheese and toasty fluffy crust and all the other goodness... and I'm like.. I'm going back to my office to eat this shitty chicken and rice
It sucks, but after a while you get used to it. My department brought crap all the time. My fix for that was always to just have eaten so I won't be hungry and make big mistakes.

Honestly though, nomnompaleo has a bunch of great recipes to maybe help with "shitty chicken"
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Thanks for the tip () ill check it out. But still... chicken and rice is pretty shitty. I don't care what you say.

You're just making it less shitty.
Old 03-31-2018 | 02:34 PM
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Here's a tip, cook up the chicken and rice with some extra liquid, like coconut water, just enough so it's still pliable but juicy. Then place it on some parchment or cling wrap and wrap it up to form a tube like shape. Pop that thing in the freezer for a couple hours until is frozen through and then go fuck yourself with that Paleo bullshit.
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Old 03-31-2018 | 02:35 PM
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Now you've got some really shitty chicken and rice.
Old 03-31-2018 | 02:37 PM
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The freezer made the rice feel ribbed... for my pleasure.
Old 03-31-2018 | 02:38 PM
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Who shit in your cornflakes this morning?
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Maj did. Such a fucking cocksucker.


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