The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
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Mmmmm. Four cheese.
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Day 3.5 of no phone.
I'm actually enjoying it.
Fucking people needing their phones these days, get out a read a fucking book.
I'm actually enjoying it.
Fucking people needing their phones these days, get out a read a fucking book.
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Happy Monday Fellas....i feel its gonna be a rough week......
But weekend was good, drove to H-town for a birthday dinner on sat and then straight home again....Agnes FTW! so nice doing a Houston - Austin drive instead of North Fort Worth!
Then while momma was at brunch we played hotwheels etc and then watched Coco yesterday afternoon as family! Awesome movie that gets you in the feels.
But now back to work and back to car shopping.....
But weekend was good, drove to H-town for a birthday dinner on sat and then straight home again....Agnes FTW! so nice doing a Houston - Austin drive instead of North Fort Worth!
Then while momma was at brunch we played hotwheels etc and then watched Coco yesterday afternoon as family! Awesome movie that gets you in the feels.
But now back to work and back to car shopping.....
Azine Jabroni
What are you using to signal that the marijuana is at the agreed upon location?
Drifting
then read terrible reviews on 4runners, then thought hmmm what if i just buy something new, but with the things we had in the pathfinder, for under 25k, and there is only 1 - and I've never heard of it - Chevy Trax
Azine Jabroni
to be a true car lover one must have owned an Alfa at least once....and enjoyed being the cuck who weatched a mechanic enjoy it even more....
then read terrible reviews on 4runners, then thought hmmm what if i just buy something new, but with the things we had in the pathfinder, for under 25k, and there is only 1 - and I've never heard of it - Chevy Trax
then read terrible reviews on 4runners, then thought hmmm what if i just buy something new, but with the things we had in the pathfinder, for under 25k, and there is only 1 - and I've never heard of it - Chevy Trax
Drifting
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Azine Jabroni
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Make sure you get a Range Rover as a bitch ride for when the Quad is in the shop.
#protip
#protip
Azine Jabroni
yikes
Azine Jabroni
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"stolen"
Safety Car
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The circle of (range rover) life.
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Azine Jabroni
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That's a blessing from rosewood
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Azine Jabroni
That's terrible. Too young
Also, now more movies will have Hans Zimmer soundtracks. fuck
Also, now more movies will have Hans Zimmer soundtracks. fuck
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I just spoke to Kurt at the phone company.
FFS Kurt.
FFS Kurt.
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Then why the fuck didn't you know about the phones in the back office. Brand new in box.
I talked to one of my peoples after speaking to this Kurt guy. Phone being shipped today.
I talked to one of my peoples after speaking to this Kurt guy. Phone being shipped today.
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Azine Jabroni
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When FJ gets out of jail, we gon smash on you cuhh
Just wait... Free a real1
#FreeFJ
Sent him some money for commissary
Get some ramen (raw men), soap on a rope, couple of BIC razors
Maybe even some toothpaste
Because getting your ass eaten and oral hygiene are very important
Just wait... Free a real1
#FreeFJ
Sent him some money for commissary
Get some ramen (raw men), soap on a rope, couple of BIC razors
Maybe even some toothpaste
Because getting your ass eaten and oral hygiene are very important
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I heard he started brewing some craft prison spirits
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1. Break the Bic open and extract the razor blade.
2. Take an empty ramen wrapper and lay it flat it in the middle of an open bible.
3. Tear out and tightly wrap some blank bible pages together and light on fire.
4. Melt the brushy end of the toothbrush over the fire and stick the blade in there.
5. Quickly stick the blade/melty end in the ramen wrapper, close the Bible and hold it shut while it cools.
6. Smear own feces on the blade part.
2. Take an empty ramen wrapper and lay it flat it in the middle of an open bible.
3. Tear out and tightly wrap some blank bible pages together and light on fire.
4. Melt the brushy end of the toothbrush over the fire and stick the blade in there.
5. Quickly stick the blade/melty end in the ramen wrapper, close the Bible and hold it shut while it cools.
6. Smear own feces on the blade part.
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Prepare your anus Kurt
Azine Jabroni
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I bet Kurt gonna do some fuck boy shit like put razors in ass
Jokes on you Kurt, FJ gonna stick his razor up your ass too
Jokes on you Kurt, FJ gonna stick his razor up your ass too
Azine Jabroni
Who is FJ?
Anus Kurt?
That's his new nickname?
That's his new nickname?
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Your Mum, that's who
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Just took my concussion class.
If you bitches get a head injury, you probably gon' die.
If you bitches get a head injury, you probably gon' die.
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You mean have suicidal tendencies due to CTE
That's well known already cuh
It's the decision to kill everyone else first tho
So it's likely you all gon die first
That's well known already cuh
It's the decision to kill everyone else first tho
So it's likely you all gon die first