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Old 02-12-2018, 09:23 AM
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Day 3.5 of no phone.

I'm actually enjoying it.

Fucking people needing their phones these days, get out a read a fucking book.
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Old 02-12-2018, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by UlsterBoy13
Happy Monday Fellas....i feel its gonna be a rough week......

But weekend was good, drove to H-town for a birthday dinner on sat and then straight home again....Agnes FTW! so nice doing a Houston - Austin drive instead of North Fort Worth!

Then while momma was at brunch we played hotwheels etc and then watched Coco yesterday afternoon as family! Awesome movie that gets you in the feels.

But now back to work and back to car shopping.....
Glad you had a great weekend cuhh
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Day 3.5 of no phone.

I'm actually enjoying it.

Fucking people needing their phones these days, get out a read a fucking book.
Yeah, I have severely cut back my phone usage in the last month or so. So far, so good.
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Old 02-12-2018, 09:44 AM
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Looking forward to seeing your new Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio pictures!
to be a true car lover one must have owned an Alfa at least once....and enjoyed being the cuck who weatched a mechanic enjoy it even more....

then read terrible reviews on 4runners, then thought hmmm what if i just buy something new, but with the things we had in the pathfinder, for under 25k, and there is only 1 - and I've never heard of it - Chevy Trax
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Originally Posted by UlsterBoy13
to be a true car lover one must have owned an Alfa at least once....and enjoyed being the cuck who weatched a mechanic enjoy it even more....

then read terrible reviews on 4runners, then thought hmmm what if i just buy something new, but with the things we had in the pathfinder, for under 25k, and there is only 1 - and I've never heard of it - Chevy Trax
f it. Get the Stelvio
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Old 02-12-2018, 10:03 AM
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f it. Get the Stelvio
base or Ti? I would have to get the TI version and just drive around singing "live my life" with the windows down
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Old 02-12-2018, 10:05 AM
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I wish everyone a good day to irritate Maj
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Originally Posted by UlsterBoy13
base or Ti? I would have to get the TI version and just drive around singing "live my life" with the windows down
Any of them. my Italian blood says Alfa
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Old 02-12-2018, 10:06 AM
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Make sure you get a Range Rover as a bitch ride for when the Quad is in the shop.
#protip
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Make sure you get a Range Rover as a bitch ride for when the Quad is in the shop.
#protip
My cousin's range rover broke down, she took it to the dealership, they couldn't fix it, and it was stolen from the dealership.

Quad in the shop, RR shipped out of the country
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Old 02-12-2018, 10:11 AM
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"stolen"
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Old 02-12-2018, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
My cousin's range rover broke down, she took it to the dealership, they couldn't fix it, and it was stolen from the dealership.


Blessing in disguise though.
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The circle of (range rover) life.

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Old 02-12-2018, 10:17 AM
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Blessing in disguise though.
Yeah. They're kind of dumb as a family so they wanted to hire a lawyer and shit. I was like, you make the insurance company sort it out. Eventually they did
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Old 02-12-2018, 10:23 AM
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That's a blessing from rosewood
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@Yumcha

Shit breh.. too young.
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That's terrible. Too young

Also, now more movies will have Hans Zimmer soundtracks. fuck
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I just spoke to Kurt at the phone company.

FFS Kurt.
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Old 02-12-2018, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
I just spoke to Kurt at the phone company.

FFS Kurt.
Yeah, that was me
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Old 02-12-2018, 10:41 AM
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Then why the fuck didn't you know about the phones in the back office. Brand new in box.

I talked to one of my peoples after speaking to this Kurt guy. Phone being shipped today.
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
That's terrible. Too young

Also, now more movies will have Hans Zimmer soundtracks. fuck
You just know how to shit on everything
It's like hey bruh, I heard you lost your job.
Shit, I just got a promotion.
Sorry BG
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Then why the fuck didn't you know about the phones in the back office. Brand new in box.

I talked to one of my peoples after speaking to this Kurt guy. Phone being shipped today.
Shipped where?
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Originally Posted by Majofo
You just know how to shit on everything
It's like hey bruh, I heard you lost your job.
Shit, I just got a promotion.
Sorry BG
Did you lose your job? I haven't gotten a promotion
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Did you lose your job? I haven't gotten a promotion
FFS Kurt
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When FJ gets out of jail, we gon smash on you cuhh
Just wait... Free a real1
#FreeFJ

Sent him some money for commissary
Get some ramen (raw men), soap on a rope, couple of BIC razors
Maybe even some toothpaste
Because getting your ass eaten and oral hygiene are very important
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I heard he started brewing some craft prison spirits
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1. Break the Bic open and extract the razor blade.
2. Take an empty ramen wrapper and lay it flat it in the middle of an open bible.
3. Tear out and tightly wrap some blank bible pages together and light on fire.
4. Melt the brushy end of the toothbrush over the fire and stick the blade in there.
5. Quickly stick the blade/melty end in the ramen wrapper, close the Bible and hold it shut while it cools.

6. Smear own feces on the blade part.

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Shipped where?
My Isloan broke.

Black screen. Had to order a new one.
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Prepare your anus Kurt
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I bet Kurt gonna do some fuck boy shit like put razors in ass
Jokes on you Kurt, FJ gonna stick his razor up your ass too
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Who is FJ?
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Anus Kurt?
That's his new nickname?
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Your Mum, that's who
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Just took my concussion class.

If you bitches get a head injury, you probably gon' die.
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You mean have suicidal tendencies due to CTE
That's well known already cuh
It's the decision to kill everyone else first tho
So it's likely you all gon die first
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