The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
12-27-2017 | 09:41 PM
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More so my stupid ass sister. She a dumb fuck, comes over Christmas Eve hella late, taking about there was a bad car accident, and her kids were at home. Made my mom leave to go pick them up from home, 3 hours later my sister comes in. There was no fucking car accident because I checked the map. She known to lie. She comes in complains and bitches about not feeling good like she does every year, talking about she don't want to open any gifts she tired, all this bull shit.
Then Christmas Day (evening) at the in laws stupid ass sister in law lazy ass and her husband all pissed because my other sister in law was going to give her kids soda. So they sat on the couch didn't make their kids a plate, so my wife did because she felt bad. Get yo ass off the couch. Brother in law, cousin and I smoked some blunts out back because we was about to pop some bitches.
Then Christmas Day (evening) at the in laws stupid ass sister in law lazy ass and her husband all pissed because my other sister in law was going to give her kids soda. So they sat on the couch didn't make their kids a plate, so my wife did because she felt bad. Get yo ass off the couch. Brother in law, cousin and I smoked some blunts out back because we was about to pop some bitches.
yo wife has two snow bunny sisters.. shit.. the cutie with the booty.. what's her number again??
12-28-2017 | 10:21 AM
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Did anyone do anything cool for mystery meat's birthday?
I went into Houston and beat up some old homeless people.
They were like, "why are you doing this? Why are you ruining what little we have?"
And I just laughed and shouted at them, "because I'm Mystery Meat, motherfuckas!"
Then I went to Walmart and huffed keyboard duster until I passed out in the women's underwear section. Dick in ham.
I went into Houston and beat up some old homeless people.
They were like, "why are you doing this? Why are you ruining what little we have?"
And I just laughed and shouted at them, "because I'm Mystery Meat, motherfuckas!"
Then I went to Walmart and huffed keyboard duster until I passed out in the women's underwear section. Dick in ham.
12-28-2017 | 10:26 AM
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Assuming each table is say, $400 for the 10-courser. So, if there are 10 guests at the table and most follow the custom of giving $100 per person...That's $1000 for that table. So, minus the cost of the dinner, the parents are still ahead $600. 
So, yesterday, there were about 6 tables. $3600. Cash.
So, yesterday, there were about 6 tables. $3600. Cash.
Down here they're closer to 600-800 so I'm not making much if any
12-28-2017 | 10:26 AM
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Then I was riding the bus back to home (because I'm responsible when I go out getting wasted) and there was one of those basic white girls with the yoga pants, cowboy boots (Texas UGGs), and the huge puffy scarf because it was a chilly 50° and I was like, "oh, excuse me, I think there's some semen on your sweater."
And she's like, "oh, no, it's probably just toothpaste."
And I thought to myself, "well, it's probably not because I don't think I ejaculate toothpaste, but whatever."
And she's like, "oh, no, it's probably just toothpaste."
And I thought to myself, "well, it's probably not because I don't think I ejaculate toothpaste, but whatever."
12-28-2017 | 10:27 AM
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More so my stupid ass sister. She a dumb fuck, comes over Christmas Eve hella late, taking about there was a bad car accident, and her kids were at home. Made my mom leave to go pick them up from home, 3 hours later my sister comes in. There was no fucking car accident because I checked the map. She known to lie. She comes in complains and bitches about not feeling good like she does every year, talking about she don't want to open any gifts she tired, all this bull shit.
Then Christmas Day (evening) at the in laws stupid ass sister in law lazy ass and her husband all pissed because my other sister in law was going to give her kids soda. So they sat on the couch didn't make their kids a plate, so my wife did because she felt bad. Get yo ass off the couch. Brother in law, cousin and I smoked some blunts out back because we was about to pop some bitches.
Then Christmas Day (evening) at the in laws stupid ass sister in law lazy ass and her husband all pissed because my other sister in law was going to give her kids soda. So they sat on the couch didn't make their kids a plate, so my wife did because she felt bad. Get yo ass off the couch. Brother in law, cousin and I smoked some blunts out back because we was about to pop some bitches.
12-28-2017 | 10:37 AM
Then I was riding the bus back to home (because I'm responsible when I go out getting wasted) and there was one of those basic white girls with the yoga pants, cowboy boots (Texas UGGs), and the huge puffy scarf because it was a chilly 50° and I was like, "oh, excuse me, I think there's some semen on your sweater."
And she's like, "oh, no, it's probably just toothpaste."
And I thought to myself, "well, it's probably not because I don't think I ejaculate toothpaste, but whatever."
And she's like, "oh, no, it's probably just toothpaste."
And I thought to myself, "well, it's probably not because I don't think I ejaculate toothpaste, but whatever."
12-28-2017 | 10:47 AM
Maybe sat in the spa at the gym singing some Logic.
I finally wanna be alive
I finally wanna be alive
I don't wanna die today
I don't wanna die
Then started breaking down crying..
I finally wanna be alive
I don't wanna die today
I don't wanna die
Then started breaking down crying..
Pain don't hurt the same, I know
The lane I travel feels alone
But I'm moving 'til my legs give out
And I see my tears melt in the snow
But I don't wanna cry
I don't wanna cry anymore
I wanna feel alive
I don't even wanna die anymore
Oh I don’t wanna
I don’t wanna
I don’t even wanna die anymore
The lane I travel feels alone
But I'm moving 'til my legs give out
And I see my tears melt in the snow
But I don't wanna cry
I don't wanna cry anymore
I wanna feel alive
I don't even wanna die anymore
Oh I don’t wanna
I don’t wanna
I don’t even wanna die anymore
12-28-2017 | 11:13 AM
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12-28-2017 | 11:15 AM
I need to call ADT to make sure i'm not on a contract or anything. I know the first 2 years I was.