The cuck hasn't posted in this new one?

Maybe we did loose his number after all

 

you know whats funny? that's exactly my mental image of kev.
for some reason, he does come off as a skinny guy

 

Switch into public health dept in your county so you can keep your gubermintal benefits and seniority?

 

makes 800K and gives $100 ?


Is that that trickle-down economics people have been talking about?

 

 

Who?

Yes.. it works. Now shut up and don't go spending that $100 on crack.
He probably would have given $200 butt...
He probably heard us poor people spend our money on drugs.
Smart, that's why CEO.

 

glad i cleared that up

 

Kurt probably still confused...
I feel sorry for his mum..

 

He probably shows, on paper, that he gave everyone $500, but really only hands out $100.

Rich people love drugs too. Theirs are just more expensive and take creative accounting to pay for.

#cul0LifeTips

 

 

#spoileralert
#notreally
#youalreadykno

 

Yup. 40 of us in the office.

The man isn't flashy though. He drives a old Lexus RX 300, someone told me he had a Lambo, but, he said he isn't into exotic cars. FFS, the man drives a 2010 Prius.

He lives in a well of neighborhood called the Fab 40's. All Victorian houses built in the 1940's, he has a tennis court and pool in his backyard.

Those asses in the Investment office travel all over. Spain, Japan, Rio, etc. Our pension has Real Estate out there.

 

Fuckin cuck.

We talking about the douche with the S5, right?

Wasn't his name..... Joe?

 

LMAOOOOO
Matt Joe is too damn much.

 

Santa Clause Molly x PCP .. cool it out with some coke and sippin a straight glass of cognac mix

 

office christmas party and my birthday is tomorrow.
had 4 margaritas.
someone please take advantage of me

 

get raped!

 

fuck joe

 

fuck joe!

 

I can't party with my co-workers

 

fuck me joe

 

good thing we don't work together

 

noone wanted hit the first pitcher first.
i was like fuck it. i'lll commit myself to the crazy house

 

Fuck Joe


or is it

Fuck, Joe.

 

Christmas party on a Saturday.

Shit that's asking to take me back home to fuck me.

 

They say that if you work in HR, it's likely for you to fuck a co-worker at your holiday parties.

Well I work in HR...

 

When I go to lunch with the work crew, I'm always on a tall boy quick
Un mas pepe! yrrriba!!!

Everyone so conservative, kick back shit
Don't worry I drive, I don't let anyone be driving and shit
Swerve

 

I stay behind the wheel.

Grippin N' whippin in the Volt.

 

Skrrt skrrt.

 

You get the bag and fumble it
I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
Straight out the lot, threehunnit cash
And the car came with a blunt in it
Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
And she gon' fuck up a bag

 

deep in her box
leave on my soccs
no sleep in my spot

 

who among you wears your shoes in the house
and if not, keep your socks on

 

It's the azn nigga fuck the rest
Dallas to New York jigga, we the best
Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia
Philippines to Taiwan to Cambodia
Korea, ah ah, hometown China
Who you got, huh?
You got shit nigga, feel the size
It's the A-Z-N better recognize

Got rice, bitch? Got rice?
Got food, got soup, got spice?
Got brains like us? Got skills like us?
Got cars? Got clothes? Got girls like us?
Wassup we the shit and we kill ya'll fools
We got money in the bank from our family jewels
Can we help it if we raid and corrupt the schools?
It don't matter fuck the law shit we break the rules
We jack cars, pop games, yo we got the tools
Hoop it up, break it down then we shoot some pool,
You fuck with me, you fuck with all bitch, don't think it's cool
One on one fuck that it's three on one no duels

Got rice bitch? Got rice?
Anything you can show that is nice?
Got cash, got moves, got thoughts like us?
Fuck no, Hell you white you'll never be like us
Take off your shoes when you enter please
Or Crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees
Don't mind the smell you'll get used to it
Moth balls, fried squid, and that buddha shit
What the hell is that you think I don't see
No forks in the house chopsticks only
Have a taste don't be scared try the lemon tea
You don't want that's alright try the fuck home leave

Got rice bitch, got rice?
Got luck anytime you roll the dice?
Your luck is bad unless you running high,
Cuz we're thugs for life baby, Asian Pride...

 

You thirsty bitch.

 

classic 240p shit

 

"chopsticks"

 

"chopped dick"


it got lost in translation

 

you always seemed like the catcher type to me

 

 

Doesn't Pai and his gang of rejects who dropped net neutrality look like the dudes in school who we mobbed, raped, and never picked for anything
Just sayin.. dumblookinassninjalivesmattertooIguess



Seriously tho... Pai.. how? but that potatoe looking dude... c'mon.
Then that serial killer soulless pedo...