The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
10-13-2017, 05:27 PM
I still have an hour.
10-13-2017, 05:27 PM
Null and proud of it
10-13-2017, 05:30 PM
If you say so.
10-13-2017, 05:49 PM
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And on that note, I'm off to take my medicine! 
10-13-2017, 07:34 PM
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10-13-2017, 09:19 PM
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Sup.
Just ate. *belches*
Just ate. *belches*
10-14-2017, 05:18 PM
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Saw this Texas DeerMeat car a while back. At Rudy's BBQ, so you know the guy was enjoying some meat.
Enjoying Meat != Cuck. Move on, right?
Enjoying Meat != Cuck. Move on, right?
10-14-2017, 06:02 PM
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10-14-2017, 09:01 PM
Another Azine member passed away today’s he wasn’t very active on the forum, but I met him because of this forum. 
10-14-2017, 09:28 PM
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He was probably drinking pineapple juice craft while watching her get stuffed with cream
What's his name
So I can go to the funeral
And pay my respecks
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10-14-2017, 10:04 PM
Sorry to hear, Kev. 
Fucketh Joseph, there's no way you missed the fucking wheels going the wrong direction on one side of THIS car too. It's an epidemic!
Fucketh Joseph, there's no way you missed the fucking wheels going the wrong direction on one side of THIS car too. It's an epidemic!
10-15-2017, 12:00 AM
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Nope. What I find particularly interesting is that a German car manufacturer isn't a bit more sensitive to equipping their vehicles with wheels that are vaguely representative of a certain bent-arm cross that was popularized by one of their infamous leaders.
Might as well have Hugo Boss seat covers.
Might as well have Hugo Boss seat covers.
10-16-2017, 06:39 AM
Maltese Cross? Jesse James? 
10-16-2017, 08:04 AM
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Tooootally an innocent design choice. Just likes the aesthetics.
10-16-2017, 08:17 AM
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10-16-2017, 09:35 AM
hi boys!
10-16-2017, 09:59 AM
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lick my balls!
Seriously Flip.. what member passed?
Seriously Flip.. what member passed?
10-16-2017, 10:01 AM
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g'morning sluts
10-16-2017, 10:09 AM
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I didn't ded. So you can cross me off the list of possibilities.
But in a solipsistic sense, I cannot for certain say that all of you are not ded.
So to everyone on Azine except cu2wagon.
what a brutal weekend.
But in a solipsistic sense, I cannot for certain say that all of you are not ded.
So
to everyone on Azine except cu2wagon. what a brutal weekend.
10-16-2017, 10:09 AM
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I bet Adumb choked on a bag of dicks.
10-16-2017, 10:10 AM
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Ladiboi probably rode too hard on his dickbike and perforated his rectum. And he finally became the punchline as not only did he rectum, it did in deed killem.
10-16-2017, 10:11 AM
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DeerMeat... Well, we all know it was juvenile hijinks in one of his seven cars.
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10-16-2017, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
DeerMeat... Well, we all know it was juvenile hijinks in one of his seven cars.
10-16-2017, 10:19 AM
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And statistically speaking, Franz and Kev likely shot each other to death.
Fuck. I'll report myself. :soory:
Fuck. I'll report myself. :soory:
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10-16-2017, 10:20 AM
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Damn... they live like 3000 miles away.
10-16-2017, 10:21 AM
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I bet yummy ded in some totally ironic way, like we'd all be expecting it to be tetanus from fornicating with a robot, but in fact he slipped while getting out of his dogsled to go to the gym. It wasn't the fall that killed him, that just stunned him... But the sled dogs went in and ate his face.
So Canadian, right?
So Canadian, right?
10-16-2017, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
I bet yummy ded in some totally ironic way, like we'd all be expecting it to be tetanus from fornicating with a robot, but in fact he slipped while getting out of his dogsled to go to the gym. It wasn't the fall that killed him, that just stunned him... But the sled dogs went in and ate his face.
So Canadian, right?
So Canadian, right?
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10-16-2017, 10:25 AM
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Justn and mystery meat would be a weird murder suicide. Crabman would be found flayed and Spam would be wearing his skin suit, ded inside justn's car. Which now has a vinyl wrapped hood. Cause of ded? Excessive consumption of brake cleaner.
10-16-2017, 10:26 AM
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10-16-2017, 10:29 AM
I like when you have a hard weekend, it makes you wittier!
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Matt, I don't know. Probably crushed under three tonnes of old newspapers and mountains of cat shit like on an episode of haorders.
10-16-2017, 10:30 AM
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What about Kurt?
10-16-2017, 10:31 AM
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Kurt's mom finally got to him
10-16-2017, 10:31 AM
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Did you answer my question before I asked it?!?!?!?
Irruminati confirmed
Irruminati confirmed
10-16-2017, 10:32 AM
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Oh, I had a fine weekend. I meant it was a brutal weekend for everyone else on Azine who ded, since I'm the only one I can say for certain didn't.
But I admit, I now feel a little weird having mentally killed all of you inImplausible manners.
But I admit, I now feel a little weird having mentally killed all of you in
10-16-2017, 10:32 AM
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Jeffuckboi got smotheted by unicorn tits and then she left him and his shitty leased civic for a real man with an RDX Elite and a rockycawk
Altar boi went back to missionary school because he thought it was a Kama sutra learning institution... He ended up just getting raped by all the priests there instead
Altar boi went back to missionary school because he thought it was a Kama sutra learning institution... He ended up just getting raped by all the priests there instead
10-16-2017, 10:32 AM
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Definitely Kurt's mum.
10-16-2017, 10:43 AM
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10-16-2017, 10:44 AM
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Frantz is good with numbers.. he beat the statistics!
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10-16-2017, 10:53 AM
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