Majofo

Shiett.. I found my old foreplaylist... good memories.

Majofo

like alize.. guaranteed to get the pussy wet..

rockstar143

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and the dick hard!

FJ...damn, man...he/she was Jade's soul mate for sure. Sunny, my rip'd girl...MAN OH MAN...one time I left driver door open by accident...so she jumps in there, I yell at her she goes over the armrest...g'dammitttt...scratched it all up.

TacoBello

meow meow meow meow

polobunny

Mom's car timing belt area exploded. Thanks GM!
Notorious issue on Pontiac Wave/Chevrolet Aveo

Ain't even bothering with the motor swap, that shit will happen again. Eyeing a Toyota Corolla 2003 with low mileage, no rust, winter tires from a friend of a friend who bought a car and is looking to clear the parking lot.

polobunny

Oh and hi motherfuckers. Hope holidays are good for ya'll.

rockstar143

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Hey Yves!
Offer Kevin some money for his corolla!

polobunny

Unless he can do under 700 CAD and deliver it 30 minutes away from me, I think I'll pass.

Majofo

Good sons don't let their moms drive pieces of shit

Majofo

Give mom your TL and you drive corolla

Majofo

Sacrifices, learn from Flip.. Then come back here and talk about cars you want for a year.

polobunny

I was actually thinking of driving that Corolla, because really, 700 winter beater that's not even in beater state? That's pretty tight
No way mom is touching the TL. She was able to do a 180 taking an exit ramp in summer with the Wave...

TacoBello

Cororra good car!

I know plenty, er, I mean, prenty of Asian famiries that drive a Cororra because it's good varue, reriabol, and fuel economic.

TacoBello

It's dat short wheelbase, homie

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

did he get that V yet?

TacoBello

yeah, he even posted pictures...

Majofo

I mean.. the wave is pretty much a bumper car

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

Ba-RAM-you?

Majofo

It barely fit his bbc

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

needs to stop messing with Lindsey Lohan and fuck with Sophia Vergara

TacoBello

Fixed. I don't think there's any car that small is safe. I remember when the Smart car made its debut here and it was touted as being super safe, as per the crash testing they did. Unfortunately, that wasn't the same case in reality.

polobunny

And imagine, the TL is one of the floatiest cars I've had in winter. I blame the tires.


Honestly though I wish she would have got the Wave stolen or in accident (without her being hurt) somehow because at least insurance would have paid off. Some guy I know who knows another guy who knows another guy that's into making cars disappear just got behind bars...

TacoBello

I like redheads

Just not drugged out, bleached blonde hair, red heads

TacoBello

C'mon PB, you can make it happen. tow it somewhere, beat it up a bit, jam a screwdriver into the ignition to make it look like it was stolen, and voila! Insurance fraud isn't that hard, you know

polobunny

It's not fraud, it's manipulation of the facts.

cu2wagon

And he'd fold like a cheap card table when the popos show up to ask questions.

"Soory, I did it. So soory."

polobunny

"Oh man oh man you should have told us it was for your mother! Soory to bother you! Do you need any help from us mounties, eh?"

TacoBello

I love this country

Mizouse

Majofo

If we have to chose between Mrs. Bill Clinton and Trump.. We're moving to fucking Canada.

cu2wagon

Where is Ross Perot when you need him?

Majofo

Living in Manitoba the last I heard

cu2wagon

TacoBello

Fuck that, we're building a 60 ft wall all across the border we share with you guys


Naw, soory, I'm just kidding. Y'all are all welcome- just turn your guns in at the door

Majofo

Now step aside

TacoBello

I just read this on the federal government's website:

Mizouse

I wouldn't mind going to

TacoBello

In case some of you don't believe me:

Oh Sickest TL

iTrader: (3)

hope everyone had a good xmas.

cmon 2016!

polobunny