Valid.

 

 

these hos ain't loyal

 

 

Gobble cawk, gobble balls,

Gobble jizz, off your nose!

 

duh.

 

jeezus christ, the amount of shit Marcus is getting is ridiculous....

 

Pretty dead in here.

 

It's damn canuckistan thanksgiving so they're off jerking each other or something. "Choking the turkey" I believe is the term they use... With copious amounts of maple syrup and poutine

 

When you sit on the toilet too long and your leg falls asleep and you have to stand in the bathroom for a few minutes just to wake it back up before walking back to your desk and look like an idiot...


#justgirlythings

 

I'm sure your farts smell like pumpkin spice.

#JGT

 

no work today!!!!

 

 

I always found it to smell like Fresh cut grass, not pumpkin spice.

 

Is Joe gathering info on Rockycawk?

 

I'm allergic to grass so that wouldn't be accurate....

 

wishing y'all a peaceful monday...

 

ooooo lookds like fun

 

Cawks!

 

 

 

 

Bonjour every body...what's new with y'all!?

 

trying not to screw up my omelette

 

I screw mine up daily so I have nothing to stress

 

i have the hotel make mine so I don't have to worry about screwing it up..

 

I'm feeling like I rolled down a couple flights of stairs with a backpack full of hammers.

I think it's from steam cleaning the carpet yesterday and not from actually rolling down a flight of stairs with a backpack full of hammers.

Regardless... It's going to be one of those slow moving days today.

 

Doesn't it feel good to be productive though...and sore?

 

Brother got a Monte Carlo, wanted me to do tint on the pear shaped tails.


Never do that guys, never. Not a satisfactory job even though I did pretty good. Way too curved for that shit. Told him to rip it off and VHT it.

 

I can get just as sore doing fun stuff though.

Plus I only got half of the living room done and I'm not particularly pleased with how "clean" it got so I'll probably need to do another pass there also.

At this rate, by the time the job is done I likely won't be able to move without a morphine drip.

Which would be fun...

Waah waah waah, wagon's being a baby.

Definitely a coffee and advil day!

 

reported for terruble grammer

 

You shut your filthy whore mouth!

My grammer is a very nice lady and always always bakes me cookies.

 

my grammer taught me origami growing up.

 

Pot cookies?

Why not mathematics?

 

lmaoooooo

 

I'm


i came out of the womb with a pre-algebra book

 

Why not quantum mechanics?!


Man I realize since I was the first kid my mom put a lot of time into teaching me a bunch of shit and that probably really helped me zoom through school. Never had the awkward stage of velcro shoes cause dum dum.

 

I still love slip on /velcro shoes...
all about efficiency.

#lean process

 

Morphene cookies...