Buncha damn slackers; I tell you hwut.

 

You know something funny...when I took the picture, it absolutely was...then I thought, how self of me to not share my BBC with everyone!

Yeah, man...that video gave me goosebumps and made me go outside and kiss my car.

lmao...yeah because i totally wouldn't have put myself into the wall if that were me driving!

 

Happy [Canadien] Thanksgiving weekend, to all my big dick bastard cohorts!

 

How about the little dicks?!?

 

1. The s2000 driver should ditch his passenger ASAP. Fuck dat extra weight!!

2. That M4 driver sucks balls. Big time.

3. I like the GT-R that comes out of nowhere and blasts past both cars

4. Bwaaaaaaah

5. [enter VTEC] BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

6. < --- time and again, what an s2000 does to your face. Especially at the 'ring.

 

I believe in equal cawks. Everyone is a big dick bastard to me.

 

Fuck... Rockycawk is at it again

 

Canuckian Thanksgiving weekend here...going to the in-laws' for dinner soon.

 

Do you canuckians slaughter goats and bathe in their blood on thanksgiving as well?

Have a good one either way, be safe with the knives!

#blessed

 

You're mixing up your holidays. That's for Canadian Halloween!!

Canadian Thanksgiving is for being grateful for people like rockyboy and the creation of the dick magnet that is the 2016 RDX

 

Are you fuckers cold yet? It's 96F here.

 

We gettin a cold front tomorrow, supposedly...probably still over 70

 

can you tell wifey is excited about the upcoming holidays?

DSC_0057 by rock star, on Flickr

DSC_0072 by rock star, on Flickr

DSC_0085 by rock star, on Flickr

 

 

man, been watching alot of videos lately on bushcrafting.

makes me wish i joined the boyscouts when i was younger

 

I will never be invited to your house.

I will steal this dog.

:thief:

 

Fuck joe tryna' eat yo bitch J

 

So cute!

 

nicknames for her include "nubs", "wiggles", and "dumdum"
she went after a curly tailed lizard Friday afternoon...dug halfway to China...B goes out to start yelling at her and she's just so proud and wiggling like crazy like whaaaaaaa...you proud!!?!?!

 

Morning all

 

the best morning!

 

That must mean you got a towel fresh out of the dryer, J!

 

I called my boss this morning and let him know that I had a religious conversion this weekend and that I'm Canadian now so I wouldn't be coming in today because it was our Thanksgiving day and I was already elbows deep in goat entrails.



God save the king of Canada and watch over our maple syrup trees! Eh, aboot, poutine, soory! Amen.

#Blessed #CanadaBlessed #TimmiesTime

 

waisis... to



Reported post!





Morning beeches!

 

towel still warm! skeet ain't even dry yet...

dug halfway to uranus!

 

much better..





pluto...

 

Maybe he meant China, TX?

Maybe doggie wants to come live with me too!

Oh, and one of the major economical industries in China, TX?... Rice.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/China,_Texas

 

I love everyone!

Jade is a special one...she's so dumb...and she's relentless with putting toys on your lap...play with me, but then pulls back like DON'T TOUCH MY BALL. But she just needs to be near you...if you walk or get up, she's up following...and she's insane over ice. I once fed her 15 of them in a row (10 seconds apart) to see how many she would eat...got to the point that her tongue went numb and was hanging out of her mouth and I was afraid she'd bite it off so I stopped.
Kali (light brown) is smart as fk...she drove me nuts for a year, but she's turned into a chubby ball of love...I could mess with her all day.
Annie is my old girl (black)...I actually delivered her at my buddy's house June 2006. She's the sweetest...and very clearly MY dog.
They're all rescues...best kinda dogs.

 

I get these texts from B when she works from home...perfect examples of the look she gives with her nasty ass drooled on balls...ew.
But then she looks so cute so you feel compelled to play with her, but it never ends.

shiet, now that I think of it, maybe she's smarter than us even...

 

Dogs > humans

 

mmm slobbery balls.....

 

People suck. Dogs don't.

 

Dogs lick...

 

Forgot to tell you guys - I got to play with a MB SLS AMG on a closed course yesterday. Best and worst idea I've had in a while. So much fun but driving almost an hour and a half back home in my TL was boring af

 

Well, at least you didn't drive something financially attainable...then you wouldn't have slept last night!

 

It was a blast to drive for sure....nearly impossible to lose control in with all the electogizmorobotic things.

Dat power doe

 

SLS doesn't come with a man pedal tho..

 

A 458 italia pulled up next to me.. downshifted and I was like fukkkkkk yaaaa!!! then he exited the freeway.

 

Does come equipped with Bitch pedal, tho