i'm gonna use it to watch HBONow tonight, Hard Knocks Ep3. the Houston Texans

 

i dont think any one of us are or were marines.

 

I used to do it with my uncle. Both my uncles did it for a while together too. Why? Wat guddam varmin' problem you has?

 

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>WTF I put dickheads. How did Jarhead come out of that. </p>

 

Sometimes the universe auto-corrects itself. IYKWIM

 

<p></p><p>Spiders. Would I be able just to go to Lowe's or Home Depot and buy some shit and do it myself? What's so different about a pest company doing it?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I could have Stogie come over and do it, but he would just torch the house instead.</p>

 

I have a guy that comes around and sprays...



me

 

How bad and what sort of spiders? Basement or elsewhere?

Unless the spiders are an actual problem (lots or in unwanted areas) they're most of the time beneficial. You'd better keep them out of the house via natural ways (cedar mulch, citrus/vinegar) than try to exterminate them.

 

<p></p><p>It's not too bad, I seen spider eggs Sunday night so I smashed them. No basements in California.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Going off google I'm going to say daddy long legged spiders...</p>

 

As long as it isn't black widows, large white opaque spider eggs...

 

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I wouldn't worry about it unless it's a nuisance to you or there's a lot crawling inside. Not sure about you guys over in Cali but I'd rather have a few strategically positioned spiders outside around the place than more mosquitoes.

Daddy long legs are completely harmless to you, kids and pets (unlike that old myth about the bite being deadly but fangs too short, lol).

 

<p>My wife is allergic to spiders....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I should just let them attack her....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>spend money for pest control or have wife attacked by spiders....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Wife attacked by spiders is cheaper. </p>

 

Justn, why you no love me?

 

Allergic or scared shitless?

 

Make sure she has life insurance!!

 

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Allergic...</p>

 

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>she does....</p>

 

Not cool. Most of the common spiders here are either non venomous of very lightly venomous, making the bite painful at best. That's what's good about living where it snows.

 

Also all that rust on all y'alls cars too!!!






:tomato


fuck that, i'll take spiders over rust and shitty weather any day

 

dawg, im busy as fawk

trying to get this stupid shit done.

 

I think I would too. Mosquitoes I despise though so winter is "nice" for that?

 

<p>I let the spiders attack her, but she keeps bitching so I'm trying to shut her up without getting in trouble. So I can't ship her or put tape over her mouth.</p>

 

You sound like a real keeper Flippy

 

Now you notice??

 

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>At least someone agrees with me.....</p>

 

Tell her if she tosses your salad every evening, the spiders won't come near her

 

<p>That's what the 40 year old wants to do every morning.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>She's never been with a black man...</p>

 

Neither have I

 

<p>I heard Franz is looking.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

 

She's a dirty bird and bad news, hitting on a married guy. She a ho. Dat pussy's been tampered with.

I remember reading somewhere that single women in their 40s are pretty much guaranteed to have an STD of some sort.

 

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>She will never get a chance to rub the magic stick....</p>

 

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I think she's only slept with 2 guys her whole life....</p>

 

<p>Sometimes she reminds me of a pron star.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Her body shape and all...</p>

 

Yup. That's what they all say.

 

Was it on the internet? Cause it has to be true.

 

"Oh that ninja didn't count cuz his dick was too small."

"That ninja didn't count cuz he came too quick"

"That ninja didn't count because the lights were off and I couldn't see him"

"That ninja didnt count because there was six other ninjas in the room filling me, but all he wanted was my A"

 

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>No, I actually believe her... Can't believe I do, but I do.</p>

 

My mom is in her 40s and single.


:| mom why

 

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img alt="" src="https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif" title="rofl" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Sounding like bitches who mad because they dude moved on. I didn't want you anyway your dick was too small. Yeah Yeah bitch ask your friends and your mom they will tell you it wasn't.</p>