Candice? Fitness?
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Poker Face?

 

Finisher!

 

Classic

 

Good morning y'all

 

Celebrated the 2 year anniversary with wifey yesterday. 2 years since I drugged her, dragged her to the JP and threatened him to marry us... or else...

 

Don't eat ANYTHING she makes for you today. You're letting your guard down and she'll exploit that to get free.

 

For the past 2 days everything I eat is good while eating it but after it leaves a bad after taste in my mouth. Checked for swelling, redness, sores etc etc. Nothing. Breath doesn't smell bad either, so it's really fucked up and annoying.

WebMD says I have cancer, but I have my doubts.

 

get checked out..

 

Is there a chance you're eating dog shit? That would explain the bad breath and aftertaste...

 

Two steps ahead of her...

 

Except I don't have bad breath. Just everything I eat leaves a bad aftertaste. So it must be some other type of shit that smells good but tastes just as bad.

 

You're high on Fentanyl, aren't you?

 

Morning.

 

 

No that I know.

But this benadryl is hitting me hard. zzz

 

Can I has some?

 

Benadryl... making you sleep.

Bruh, I have to take like 120 ML of Nyquil before it makes me sleep...


Where dey do that at.

 

If you don't want to feel your fingertips, why not!

Doesn't make me sleep per se, just feeling "out of the loop". Time to drive heavy machinery.

 

in Nyquil's defense,
Flip's been building immunity by sippin on lean since he was like 13.

 

Can't make a Flaming Homer/Moe without some cough syrup!

 

In all seriousness...I do hope you feel better.

Maybe you just have a mild fever.

 

Thanks, I feel good though, just the weird after taste. Hopefully due to allergies and not a sinus infection or similar creeping up...

 

Don't be a hypochondriac!

Be a Necrophiliac! It's more fun and nobody gets hurt!

 

Probably dry mouth from tossing too many salads. Stay hydrated.

 

if he worked a little harder, he'd be hydrated alright...

#skeetles

 

By sucking D.

 

 

taste the rain, hoe!

 

Nah nah, I'll see how it goes. I don't enjoy going to the docs anyway, here it's a 8 hours job to see someone at the clinic and 12 hours for someone at the hospital. Let's just say you wait until you're about to die before deciding it's worth it.

Thought about that, but I drink 1 cup of water right after the other all day. Salad was fresh too.

I see what you did there

 

I miss Grimace.

 

What's good in the hood.. there must be a troll somewhere needing anal rectification.

 

Justn.. fo real do.. you looking for a fiveOh?

 

 

 

1738

 

Everytime that shit slap on the radio.. I say some random collection of numbers..

42, 28

 

I do the same thing.

22 68

 

Fuck, tell me about it. About 15 years ago, I had my hand sliced right open. Went to the ER to get stitches (it was late at night and nothing else was open). Ended up sitting in the waiting room for hours, with a dish cloth around my hand that was saturated with blood and ended up dripping on the floor.

Fucking nurse gives me a dirty look for making a mess.

 

So I bought some ON whey... a while back well it's all gone now and a ninja don't remember where he bought it from. I sometimes act like I'm because I be so cheap...

$30 dollars at Vitamin Shoppe

Syntha 6 $35