So it just occurred to me- Margie says he packs heat and is a ninja karate Kung fu ong bak jiu jitsu shiatsu fighter and an all around bad to the bone, mofo, leading much of AZ to think he looks like this:

But in all reality, since he won't ever show himself, probably looks like this:








Love you, Margie!

 

The wife mentioned how she wouldn't mind a Magnum SRT8.. I told her I'd give her a magnum alright.

On the real.. Magnum SRT8 > GC SRT8

 

Ain't my fault you're at the fine age of 50.

 

That ninja holding a 4 port hub.. you know he's a badass.

 

Maj...before I posted that, when was the last time you thought about that movie?

My grandfather took me to the theater to see that...I loved that movie.

 

4 pencils and rainbow suspenders.. not to be fucked with.

 

I watched it again earlier this year. You know how some movies you absolutely loved when you were young, and then you watch it as an adult and it doesn't have the same charm.. it still had a lot of heart in my book.. same emotions. Love that movie.. still underrated and misunderstood in my book.

 

Uhhhh, okay. Nice V8 hearse.

 

I wonder if one of those could tow... probably not. So badass, though.

The JGC SRT8 actually tows less than the non-SRT model. Not sure why. Also, center exhaust means mounting a tow hitch takes a lot of work.

Magnum or GTFO.

Wait, this isn't a dating profile.

 

I knew you were a size queen. :gheylaugh:

Also.. Durex XXL are teh biggest latex condom. Next is a hefty bag.

 

We're in the same boat there...

I want to rewatch:
Flight of the Navigator
Project X with Matthew Broderick
Howard the Duck

 

No difference to me between any of these they're all too small, can't seem to fit my balls in them. :'(

 

I used Mag XL once...it was the only one the girl had in the house.
Pull out...it stayed behind...I was like, keep that there...I'll be right back

 

 

Can't find teh specs on the Magnum SRT8.. but being 4300 lbs.. I can't imagine it's rated for anything more than 1000 lbs. I have seen a couple guys pull fucking yachts in the GC SRT8s. They split the rear pipes to the side.

 

Ain't easy when you gotta jack off with tweezers.

 

Wait. Who found that picture of me?!?!?

 

Dammit Majfly...didn't I tell you to hold that image of me SEKRIT AND NEVER SHARE IT OUT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!??!??

 

Flight of the navigator was one of those movies that was more charming when you're young.

Project X is still badass.

Howard the Duck is nucking futs brah..

Lots of good classics..

I rewatched The Last Starfighter.. still classic.

 

i own the last starfighter. awesome movie!

 

you know by experience

 

Kick@$$ at a video game...save the universe? Hell yeah.

 

Top 80s movies?

Hmm...Indiana Jones flicks, Star Wars, Back to the Future, Terminator, Ghostbusters, and oh...Top Gun.

Even if Top Gun is interpreted as of the :ghey:...it's still an awesome movie.

 

So, here's how obtuse I can be...

Every so often, a nimrod in his suped up car pulls up next to me blaring some awful sounding hip-hop garbage and bass cranked. So, I cheerfully switch to Top Gun's theme on my car since I have the soundtrack...set the volume to full...roll down my windows. I usually have my shades on too. I make no eye contact. Just stare straight ahead.


Yeah, I'm so hip and cool.

 

I did in fact jack off rockstar with tweezers once, yes.

 

 

 

I'll have to give it another whirl...
Ferris, 16 Candles, and a D.A.R.Y.L.
Gleaming the Cube
Original Red Dawn
The Wizard
WarGames
Labyrinth
Cloak and Dagger
Never Ending Story

All of the other ones that come to mind.
I friggin used to watch EVERYTHING...my little mental escape!

 

 

Dude, if it was you or a fellow , I'd let it slide. But, it's a gwai-ro.

 

<--- Racist.

 

Retta



watch vid Yummy.. you'll enjoy it.

 

I'll make a note to check it out later...YouTube doesn't work great at work. :

 

I've seen that Retta video before... fuckin' hysterical.

 

Racism sucks.

 

 

Racism sucks.. what's his number?

 

Does he toss salad too?

 

In all seriousness...a tossed salad tickles. No thanks.

 

Highway to the danger zone! Gotta take it right into the danger zone! I love Top Gun! Also, Howard The Duck was the sheit back in the day!