The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
06-10-2020, 09:01 PM
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Dang just buy an alternator on Amazon and replace it!
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06-10-2020, 09:02 PM
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This kind of weird shit is why MM likes it here... You realize that, right? He doesn't get the double entendres and actually beats his dick with The Club® and nuts in the gas filler because of you guys.
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06-10-2020, 09:04 PM
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Speaking of... It's pretty fun to take one testicle and rest it on the + battery terminal and then put the other on the fender, innit. Tickles.
06-10-2020, 09:06 PM
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Whoa you can stretch them that far apart?!?
06-10-2020, 09:21 PM
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Use a wire clothes hanger, tiny meat.
06-10-2020, 09:23 PM
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Damn. AI is getting crazy smart... It KNOWZ!
06-11-2020, 03:04 PM
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why'd you cut off the "fuck taco" piece 
06-11-2020, 03:12 PM
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Taco was such a stupid bitch, he didn't realize that *we* were his faith community. *We* were the ones willing to work with, and were trying to help, him.
Fuckin' AI derpbots know. But not Taco. Fuck Taco.
Fuckin' AI derpbots know. But not Taco. Fuck Taco.
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06-11-2020, 07:40 PM
Matt where are you ..you ..you ..you..?!
06-11-2020, 11:40 PM
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06-12-2020, 07:57 AM
Happy Friday
Culo gonna blow today’s Richard.
Culo gonna blow today’s Richard.
06-12-2020, 10:33 AM
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06-12-2020, 10:33 AM
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No seriously thou, did @Majofo really leave us over some arbitrary number of posts he achieved? 
06-12-2020, 10:47 AM
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Yeah mang, he doesn want to ruin that good prosperity. That pink pup has moved on to a nice little farm upstate... With plenty of open land to run around on all day, and so many chickens to chase and eat.
06-12-2020, 11:03 AM
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Cocks in case it wAsn’t obviously clear 
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06-12-2020, 12:35 PM
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I thought it was clear. But yes. Cocks.
06-12-2020, 12:35 PM
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I thought it was clear: Butt, yes, cocks!
06-12-2020, 01:40 PM
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06-12-2020, 01:44 PM
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fuck... now i want some damn brisket. 
@Majofo you wanna FedEx me some from Franklins or other bbq place of your choice?
@Majofo you wanna FedEx me some from Franklins or other bbq place of your choice?
06-12-2020, 02:19 PM
fuck... now i want some damn brisket.
@Majofo you wanna FedEx me some from Franklins or other bbq place of your choice?
@Majofo you wanna FedEx me some from Franklins or other bbq place of your choice?
Maybe this is part of his grand plan, like "now you bitches won't take me for granted"
Or he might have just disappeared forever like fdl or Moog with no warning
I propose that he come back and finally call it quits when he hits 888,888 posts.
06-12-2020, 02:23 PM
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99,999 wouldn't be out of the question either. For long wang and much stamina.
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06-12-2020, 03:29 PM
He’ll be back when the tears dry up and we loose hope.
06-12-2020, 03:33 PM
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06-13-2020, 11:41 AM
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Time to go mow my lawn. 
06-13-2020, 11:49 AM
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Do you mean shovel?
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06-13-2020, 11:50 AM
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Trying my hand and making sauerkraut today. We'll see if I poison everyone in a few weeks...
06-13-2020, 06:42 PM
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Fucking terrifying. Texas is getting so much worse and the Governor keeps opening up.
06-13-2020, 07:32 PM
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I'm at a restaurant!
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06-13-2020, 09:19 PM
Null and proud of it
Heck. Gotta eat sometime.
06-14-2020, 12:18 AM
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You mean those shitty blue masks with loops for the ears that have absolutely no seal?
or those crappy clothe masks that has such a low thread count its laughable?
This is about conformation not “slowing the spread”. Kurt and wife should know even properly fitted surgical masks are good against most bacteria, but worthless against anything the size of a virus.
Unless your wearing a Properly Fitted N95, you look like a conformist bitch sheeping around following herd orders.
Get N95s that are not those shitty ones used used for construction that have a valve. That will only protect you, but let your expirations expose others around you.
Buy the proper N95 while it’s hot out and everyone is Black lives mattering.
When this comes back it will be stronger. And everyone will remember the true threat before the summer
diversion.
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06-14-2020, 11:52 PM
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Hopefully the international insanity will end soon. About to start taking "personal clients".... I need money!
06-15-2020, 06:36 AM
Boi thoi in the parking lot?
What would happen if you did each other a flavor and Then both wanted to be paid like in Deuce Bigalo?
What would happen if you did each other a flavor and Then both wanted to be paid like in Deuce Bigalo?
06-15-2020, 09:36 AM
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There is an N95 shortage and if someone is able to procure any of that 3M brand, it's likely a fake...pretty much all stock is routed to medical facilities currently. So, really, the next best thing is a properly fitting cloth or lesser-type mask. It beats nothing.
06-15-2020, 11:35 AM
Poor nothing.
06-15-2020, 01:28 PM
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06-15-2020, 02:06 PM
[size=33px]People are fucked come fall time.[/size]