I'm the contigo mugs guy

 

 

Shit, I was just joking too, everyone knows Kurt loves Yeti


You said it, not I

 

shiiit

 

Getting that fancy coffee in the Contigo.

 

I'm not too freaked about it. She has all the PPE plus additional layers. Her hospital has a large stockpile of equipment and she has some special order sealed N95 and goggles she wears under her face shield.

She could still get it, obviously, but she's taking every precaution.

 

That's great.






























So, really, per the vernacular of this thread, she could also treat all the peeps in here given the incestuous butt-licking and gonad sucking that is encouraged and the likely herpes and other novel STDs passed around.

 

Go eat a bumhole!

 

Slapsticking aside, hope you tree-goats have a nice Easter all things considered.

 

I don't want to know how many rectal exams she has done.

 

Though, really...it's not really a physician the peeps in here need given all the @$$ eating and gonad sucking encouraged. It's a dentist and a good hygienist.

 

 

I wouldn't mind knowing. Just out of curiosity.

 

FFS Kurt
Stop shoving things up there

 

Not more than Tobey.

 

Poor Tobey.

 

I got a $100 tip today!



Gonna fuck Jim later!

 

Just the tip?

 

Free BJs on MM...!

 

Pizookie?!?!

 

awww hell yeah

 

$100 tip? Damn, that's awesome. Gonna be eating that name brand cat food tonight?

 

 

They don't tip you for a good job
They tip you to leave
#hookertips

 

And usually because they feel some guilt or remorse about what they just did.

MM probably cleaned up some "soda stains" out of the car or something.

 

Prevented "soda" stains you mean

 

You mean like swallowing the customers fuck-snot instead of letting it splash all over the console again?

 

Dude in a Ford Raptor shook my hand and thanked me then gave me the $100. I split it with the guy I was working with but he pulled back around again and said he wanted to give us another $100. So we each got $100.

Then... He came back and gave the guy cleaning the parking lot $100 too.

He bought a new wash each time too. So he managed to spend $345 at an express car wash...

 

LMAO, how was he able to bust 3 times in a row. Y'all are good.

 

He probably eats a lot of celery.

 

IDK... Hate to say it, but the sisister side of me wants to say he's suicidal and trying find excuses to unload money.

Nah... He's just a rich guy probably just having a good day...

Meanwhile my mom is sick in bed with corona. I'm driving around the city. Just sitting parked in my car at City Park right now watching the joggers and oak trees blowing in the wind...

 

You not taking care of yo momma?

 

Where my n95 jimmies?
Sun's going down

 

We call that the Kurt Special round these parts

 

Kurt hasn't nutted Yeti.

 

Take care of yourself - get PPE'd up and get your mom to a hospital.

 

what does this even mean?

 

She's a nurse and her work issued her the Z-Pack and Anti-Malarial drug. Sever nurses have been sick and none admitted to the hospital. In fact, some of them worked while sick. She'll seek attention if she needs it and as for me... I have a 50%+ chance I have it so we'll see.

She isn't with me right now either. She's at the other house across town but she was with me during the week.

 

Typo, I meant yet.

 

hope for a speedy recovery.