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Old 04-04-2020, 03:35 PM
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you see G-Eazy “still be friends” video. Non edited version posted on the prior page?
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Old 04-04-2020, 06:16 PM
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It's gratuitous, but it ain't no..

YG pop it, shake it
Or Tay Way fuck it up
Or Cierra ride
Or N.E.R.D lap dance
Or 2LC Pop that pussy OG
Or Cudi x Aoki Pursuit of Happiness x Project X scene
Or Keely Rowland motivation
or Robin Thicke blurred lines uncut (closer, but Ratajwowski, shit)
etc..

I lived through BET uncut mang
GEazy joint is like a high end strip club
The video didn't make me think they got neck, just broke
I like them nasty gritty strip clubs

Where the hos s yo d in the champagne room
But they ain't grinding on yo d during a lapdance
They grinding on yo burner, because it's going down in the parking lot

Tyga's OG rack city video
or Trippie's latest Death / Love me more visualizer
or Young thug Tell 'em lies..

Shiett.. so many ratchet vids
GEaz just feels dark and sad, not live

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Old 04-04-2020, 06:38 PM
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Wtf
Yup -Kurt
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fucking shit was hilarious, Majofo
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It be like that all the time

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xj0bv
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Old 04-04-2020, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
It's like watching an innocent 22 year old virgin white girl move to the big city
Meet a basic ass bitch 40 year old next door in rundown apartment complex

She projects her vulnerabilities by giving a terrible blow job to an extra shmedium dick
Then dialogues her regrets into how she was forcibly raped against her will

Aye... You tryin' to flip my gender and tell my secret back story, bruh?

A girl guys gotta make money somehow... Not easy when you're only taking "personal jobs"...
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Old 04-04-2020, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
It's gratuitous, but it ain't no..

YG pop it, shake it
Or Tay Way fuck it up
Or Cierra ride
Or N.E.R.D lap dance
Or 2LC Pop that pussy OG
Or Cudi x Aoki Pursuit of Happiness x Project X scene
Or Keely Rowland motivation
or Robin Thicke blurred lines uncut (closer, but Ratajwowski, shit)
etc..

I lived through BET uncut mang
GEazy joint is like a high end strip club
The video didn't make me think they got neck, just broke
I like them nasty gritty strip clubs

Where the hos s yo d in the champagne room
But they ain't grinding on yo d during a lapdance
They grinding on yo burner, because it's going down in the parking lot

Tyga's OG rack city video
or Trippie's latest Death / Love me more visualizer
or Young thug Tell 'em lies..

Shiett.. so many ratchet vids
GEaz just feels dark and sad, not live
When English is no longer English to me.




<gong sound>
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Old 04-04-2020, 07:55 PM
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It's just song lyrics, Yum.
Don't stop stroking your devastator.
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Old 04-04-2020, 08:21 PM
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It's just song lyrics, Yum.
Don't stop stroking your devastator.
Yeah, hip-hop is foreign to me. Can't get past the stutter-beats or the same chord for the like the entire 3 minutes of the song.
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Old 04-04-2020, 08:30 PM
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H eats uni / urchin
But he don't eat ass
Weak
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Yeah, hip-hop is foreign to me. Can't get past the stutter-beats or the same chord for the like the entire 3 minutes of the song.

Henry's Uncle Phil

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Old 04-04-2020, 08:47 PM
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Pretty much. Now pass the Grey Poupon.
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Old 04-04-2020, 08:53 PM
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***rolls rolls' window down
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Old 04-04-2020, 09:09 PM
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I bet you coulda taken that load to the face
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Old 04-04-2020, 09:10 PM
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Someone mention a load to the face?



insert hot dogs on face gif here
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Johnny, your job is stable...
leave the dicksucking to MM before he has to claim unemployment!

He's a genius though, probably walking around the Nola smearing mud on people's cars so they need his services.
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Old 04-04-2020, 09:55 PM
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Someone mention a load to the face?



insert hot dogs on face gif here
That's my signal
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Old 04-04-2020, 10:13 PM
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you guys met in person...
how's his bj yelp review?
all the hype deserved?
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I don’t discriminate.
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Where’s the meat at?

its raining here in California...
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It was drizzle fo shizzle all damn dizzle in h-town today.
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​​​​​​Hopefully all the acid in the rain will neutralize the Covid.
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Old 04-04-2020, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
you guys met in person...
how's his bj yelp review?
all the hype deserved?
We had dinner. I don't pay for it.
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Old 04-04-2020, 11:25 PM
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We had dinner. I don't pay for it.
Look at Kurt, being all Alpha and shit
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Old 04-05-2020, 12:12 AM
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It was drizzle fo shizzle all damn dizzle in h-town today.
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​​​​​​Hopefully all the acid in the rain will neutralize the Covid.

windmill will blow it away
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Old 04-05-2020, 02:21 AM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Johnny, your job is stable...
leave the dicksucking to MM before he has to claim unemployment!

He's a genius though, probably walking around the Nola smearing mud on people's cars so they need his services.
Nah bud... Still hustling on the Northshore.... Business is still strong...

I did drive through the 0.25 earlier... Pretty dead... Like Hurricane dead...
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I wonder how long people will care about their cars being clean being parked outside their houses
Not me...you know I care.
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All mine are covered in a thick layer of tree jizz and bird shit. DGAF. If anything, I'm hoping the tree jizz is a protective layer against the shit.

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I haven’t driven my car in three weeks. My wife has been taking it to work.

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But let me get this right...

Carwashes are essential business in Looseiana?
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I probably need to drag out the trickle charger and start the rotation so I don't come out of quarantine with hundreds of dollars of dead batteries. Oh wait, is that what the stimulus check is for?
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Lovin' the discovery that rap videos have reached a level where PornHub has to host them.
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Yeah, hip-hop is foreign to me. Can't get past the stutter-beats or the same chord for the like the entire 3 minutes of the song.
Originally Posted by asianspec
Thats our resident Alpha skirtin’ on the track.
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Doing pretty well today. Just hanging out with the dogs. It's a little wet outside so Enzo is restless.
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