The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
10-22-2019, 07:33 PM
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10-22-2019, 07:56 PM
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Hey guize! I just got out of the ER. Doctor gave me a prescription for some gumbo and a fruity drink out of a 3' tall plastic tumbler. -Mystery Meat
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10-22-2019, 10:30 PM
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Oh and I had to give a blowjob and flash my balls for some pearls!!! Feeling better already! -MM probably
10-22-2019, 11:38 PM
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10-22-2019, 11:59 PM
Jawknee...
I’m in SD leaving tomorrow around noon, should I go 405 to 5 to Sac or should I take I-15? Trying to avoid as much traffic as possible.
I hate driving down here!
I’m in SD leaving tomorrow around noon, should I go 405 to 5 to Sac or should I take I-15? Trying to avoid as much traffic as possible.
I hate driving down here!
10-23-2019, 12:18 AM
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Just take the 5 all the way up. Shouldn't be much traffic at that time. Also wave when you're by Irvine as you'll pass right by me on the freeway.
So long as you make it out of downtown LA by 2/3 PM it'll be smooth sailing .
Also fuck you for not saying hi.
10-23-2019, 12:19 AM
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2nd also:
You have my number bro.. why are you posting in here
You have my number bro.. why are you posting in here
10-23-2019, 12:35 AM
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He loost it
10-23-2019, 12:51 AM
It’s late... :idk:
10-23-2019, 12:51 AM
I didn’t know if you were sleeping...
10-23-2019, 01:01 AM
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Ya know, South/North..
Like a true friend.
10-23-2019, 05:47 AM
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Just got out of the hospital.
Kurt, you're gonna love this!
Everything checked out ok!
I also have a clinic appointment for next week, but it's highly unlikely I'm in any physical danger.
I got my answer. I got my health plan. Still not feeling great, but a helluva lot better! Thank GOD!
Kurt, you're gonna love this!
Everything checked out ok!
I also have a clinic appointment for next week, but it's highly unlikely I'm in any physical danger.
I got my answer. I got my health plan. Still not feeling great, but a helluva lot better! Thank GOD!
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10-23-2019, 06:12 AM
so ur sayin it was all in your head and you just needed to pay a bunch of money to another person
that confirmed it to feel better?
I fucking called.
Glad you're feeling better but you're so draining and now we all have Aids too.
Thanks a lot.
And
@ Kevin @Flipster23 swerving you after giving me shit for not going up to the Sac when I was in Cali @thoiboi
that confirmed it to feel better?
I fucking called.
Glad you're feeling better but you're so draining and now we all have Aids too.
Thanks a lot.
And
@ Kevin @Flipster23 swerving you after giving me shit for not going up to the Sac when I was in Cali @thoiboi
10-23-2019, 07:49 AM
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My grandmother died of accute lukemia. She only lived three weeks after experiencing symptoms.
My brother had Gillian Barre, which only about one case per 18 months is reported in the city.
I had a lot of reasons to be concerned. Even the ER doctor was very serious. It really bothered him that everything came back inconclusive, but there was a mutual relief among everyone, besides, I now have an avenue for further diagnosis, to find out what's really going wrong.
My white blood cells are good and I don't have a tumor, so it's looking promising! That's all I needes to know to be able to sleep at night.
My brother had Gillian Barre, which only about one case per 18 months is reported in the city.
I had a lot of reasons to be concerned. Even the ER doctor was very serious. It really bothered him that everything came back inconclusive, but there was a mutual relief among everyone, besides, I now have an avenue for further diagnosis, to find out what's really going wrong.
My white blood cells are good and I don't have a tumor, so it's looking promising! That's all I needes to know to be able to sleep at night.
10-23-2019, 07:51 AM
I, for one, am glad you're okay, MM
10-23-2019, 07:53 AM
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10-23-2019, 08:04 AM
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So today starts with the biggest "no shit, Sherlock" moment... Who'd have thunk.
Oh yeah, everyone.
Oh yeah, everyone.
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10-23-2019, 08:42 AM
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You're a Class I Lanai Hypochondriac, MM.
Just because people you know got sick, doesn't mean you're going to get sick. Unless they get sick from something viral and you go around licking their fartboxes or something, then you can expect to get sick like them.
You need to take the opposite tact and make life your bitch. Go fuck it hard. Smoke heroin and worship Satan. Dropkick a Chihuahua. Get a face tattoo and rap on Soundcloud. Pick a fight with a middle schooler at the mall.
But this bullshit of sitting in your pee stained hotel room, in the dark, worrying about why your belly is firm (because you haven't shitted in two days) and why your tongue is white (drink some fucking water) and why you've got red marks on your body (bedbugs, spray yourself down with Windex from time to time) is not productive.
And having read all of it has given me brain AIDS. (I know that's what it is because I have a headache, my ears are ringing, and I see black spots in my field of view. WebMD says brain AIDS from MM's hypochondria).
So in conclusion,
Just because people you know got sick, doesn't mean you're going to get sick. Unless they get sick from something viral and you go around licking their fartboxes or something, then you can expect to get sick like them.
You need to take the opposite tact and make life your bitch. Go fuck it hard. Smoke heroin and worship Satan. Dropkick a Chihuahua. Get a face tattoo and rap on Soundcloud. Pick a fight with a middle schooler at the mall.
But this bullshit of sitting in your pee stained hotel room, in the dark, worrying about why your belly is firm (because you haven't shitted in two days) and why your tongue is white (drink some fucking water) and why you've got red marks on your body (bedbugs, spray yourself down with Windex from time to time) is not productive.
And having read all of it has given me brain AIDS. (I know that's what it is because I have a headache, my ears are ringing, and I see black spots in my field of view. WebMD says brain AIDS from MM's hypochondria).
So in conclusion,
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10-23-2019, 09:16 AM
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10-23-2019, 09:18 AM
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Glad MM is okay. I was gonna have the mods change your name to Medical Mystery but now we all know WebMD was your only ailment.
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10-23-2019, 09:20 AM
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Just got out of the hospital.
Kurt, you're gonna love this!
Everything checked out ok!
I also have a clinic appointment for next week, but it's highly unlikely I'm in any physical danger.
I got my answer. I got my health plan. Still not feeling great, but a helluva lot better! Thank GOD!
Kurt, you're gonna love this!
Everything checked out ok!
I also have a clinic appointment for next week, but it's highly unlikely I'm in any physical danger.
I got my answer. I got my health plan. Still not feeling great, but a helluva lot better! Thank GOD!
Good to know you're okay. Take a little better care of yourself. I'm sure you already feel a hell of a lot better knowing you're doing alright.
FFS
10-23-2019, 10:08 AM
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Remember when MM was just weird
Try to laugh his way into our conversations
Flash his finger through his zipper
He be like... look at me, I'm a whore too
But never sucked dick for cash and it shows -Kurt
Now he's allergic to working part-time
And apparently found webMD
Now this thread is about his psychosomatic bullshit
He's all like.. look at me, I have ebola induced ass cancer
Succ my eDick
Get fucked MM
You'll feel better
Try to laugh his way into our conversations
Flash his finger through his zipper
He be like... look at me, I'm a whore too
But never sucked dick for cash and it shows -Kurt
Now he's allergic to working part-time
And apparently found webMD
Now this thread is about his psychosomatic bullshit
He's all like.. look at me, I have ebola induced ass cancer
Succ my eDick
Get fucked MM
You'll feel better
Also, Mystery Meat's account is overdue
Get to succin'
10-23-2019, 10:09 AM
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You're a Class I Lanai Hypochondriac, MM.
Just because people you know got sick, doesn't mean you're going to get sick. Unless they get sick from something viral and you go around licking their fartboxes or something, then you can expect to get sick like them.
You need to take the opposite tact and make life your bitch. Go fuck it hard. Smoke heroin and worship Satan. Dropkick a Chihuahua. Get a face tattoo and rap on Soundcloud. Pick a fight with a middle schooler at the mall.
But this bullshit of sitting in your pee stained hotel room, in the dark, worrying about why your belly is firm (because you haven't shitted in two days) and why your tongue is white (drink some fucking water) and why you've got red marks on your body (bedbugs, spray yourself down with Windex from time to time) is not productive.
And having read all of it has given me brain AIDS. (I know that's what it is because I have a headache, my ears are ringing, and I see black spots in my field of view. WebMD says brain AIDS from MM's hypochondria).
So in conclusion,
Just because people you know got sick, doesn't mean you're going to get sick. Unless they get sick from something viral and you go around licking their fartboxes or something, then you can expect to get sick like them.
You need to take the opposite tact and make life your bitch. Go fuck it hard. Smoke heroin and worship Satan. Dropkick a Chihuahua. Get a face tattoo and rap on Soundcloud. Pick a fight with a middle schooler at the mall.
But this bullshit of sitting in your pee stained hotel room, in the dark, worrying about why your belly is firm (because you haven't shitted in two days) and why your tongue is white (drink some fucking water) and why you've got red marks on your body (bedbugs, spray yourself down with Windex from time to time) is not productive.
And having read all of it has given me brain AIDS. (I know that's what it is because I have a headache, my ears are ringing, and I see black spots in my field of view. WebMD says brain AIDS from MM's hypochondria).
So in conclusion,
10-23-2019, 10:12 AM
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Never forget we started this shit..
Remember how we joked about throwing MM off a bridge tied to cinder blocks
----> Anxiety Pussitis Simplex II
Remember how we joked about throwing MM off a bridge tied to cinder blocks
----> Anxiety Pussitis Simplex II
10-23-2019, 10:13 AM
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Funny thing is, if this would have gone any further
We would have needed to waste a couple of cinder blocks
We would have needed to waste a couple of cinder blocks
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10-23-2019, 10:13 AM
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WWJD? stop fucking around on Acurazine and get a life..
10-23-2019, 10:15 AM
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I've decided that if I'm ok, or whatever I have clears up, I will dedicate my life to God and all things that are great. I will produce and inject nothing but love into this world. I will forget, forgive and move on. I will live a great life.
I'll move back to my hometown and fix my bad diet, fix my teeth and grow up.
I'll move back to my hometown and fix my bad diet, fix my teeth and grow up.
Just got out of the hospital.
Kurt, you're gonna love this!
Everything checked out ok!
I also have a clinic appointment for next week, but it's highly unlikely I'm in any physical danger.
I got my answer. I got my health plan. Still not feeling great, but a helluva lot better! Thank GOD!
Kurt, you're gonna love this!
Everything checked out ok!
I also have a clinic appointment for next week, but it's highly unlikely I'm in any physical danger.
I got my answer. I got my health plan. Still not feeling great, but a helluva lot better! Thank GOD!
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10-23-2019, 10:20 AM
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Five bucks says this little bitch gonna spit in god's face and not do what he said.
god still got time to strike you down with gut Zika.
god still got time to strike you down with gut Zika.
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10-23-2019, 10:21 AM
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My dick is great
Get on your knees my child
Get on your knees my child
10-23-2019, 10:22 AM
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sup @Ramblin’ Rod you just gonna keep creeping or introduce yourself?
you just gonna keep creeping or introduce yourself?
10-23-2019, 10:26 AM
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10-23-2019, 10:26 AM
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As written in the scriptures one learns when they join the Ministry:
Originally Posted by Psalm 69
A preacher with cock in his hand
He wants you to suck off the holy ghost
And swallow the sins of man
"Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Amen!"
"Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Amen!"
He wants you to suck off the holy ghost
And swallow the sins of man
"Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Amen!"
"Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Amen!"
10-23-2019, 10:27 AM
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ladiboi sees the word "rod" and starts to get thirsty AF.
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
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10-23-2019, 10:30 AM
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10-23-2019, 10:30 AM
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sup @Ramblin’ Rod you just gonna keep creeping or introduce yourself?
you just gonna keep creeping or introduce yourself?Edit: Wagon beat me to it
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10-23-2019, 10:31 AM
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