Franchise1124

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Wanna fitness with me, @Franchise1124 ?

cu2wagon

I fitnessed last night. Been doing the late night gym thing a couple nights a week. I can almost see my own pecker again, so that's nice.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

lol...
I wonder if thoi will be jealous that you both get to see it at the same time.

Franchise1124

Majofo

YKO killed this

Majofo

Expected Cordae to win this easy.. but Blueface nutted in his mouf (ladiboi)


lil mosey dat ninja pure trash..

Yo.. tell DaBaby this a cypher.. shit.. he killed it tho.


I'd say DaBaby, but Blueface was slick wit it.
The ladies rep'd it tho

Not worth posting the Roddy Rich one..

thoiboi

bet you can't see yours over your ridiculous pecs you fit piece of shit

cu2wagon

and his lats prevent him from grabbing it, so the bathroom looks like a dog dragged in the sprinkler.

thoiboi

and i thought that was just a Texas turn of phrase

Majofo

Pathetic

thoiboi

Maj, you been to Uchiko yet?

Yumcha

Morning, slores.

Majofo

This boi such a fucking nerd.. love it.
Not you ladiboi.

Majofo

Pass
Breh, you from Cali, why you want to go to some fusion sushi bullshit here
You tryna peep Brooklyn Decker or some shit..
Get a life hobo

cu2wagon

That boy needs some good ol' fashioned Texas meat in 'im.

Majofo

Don't get me wrong looser
It's good.. so is Uchi..

But it's not so good that I'd be willing to spend even a minute in the lair of rich privileged woke young 20 thirty somethings
Fuck that cuh

I rather Uchiko than Uchi tho..
Uchi more top of teh top.. but the assholes who go there aren't woke
More racism, etc.. refrained from jabbing my chopstick in this fucksticks eyehole the last time I was there
Which was 11 years ago

thoiboi

You offerin' to cum on over or just teasing like usual?

Majofo

I know Brooklyn Decker lost her tittays since having kids
And I love me some tittays.. all of them.. even tits on ladibois
Not yours ladiboi

But I think she got hotter as a mama
That's just me, you do you, ho

cu2wagon

Teasing.

cu2wagon

I heard Mia Khalifa moved to Austin.

Where she hang out?

Majofo

Someone gonna cum, and it's me
In your mouf.. 10 more days

thoiboi

Good to know for expectation's sake. An old coworker/friend says it's her favorite place ever, so wanted to check it out.


@kurtatx thinking about getting some meat time Saturday, you free @Majofo or just gonna ghost me??

Majofo

Mia Khalifa a slut for Florida tho..
She bet not talk shit about our foosball..

Majofo

Kurt ain't gonna meat with you
I'm picking you up at the airport whore
Tell your ladigirl friend to catch an uber
It's the roadhead express to your hostel / airbnb bullshiett

thoiboi

you had me at roadhead express

Majofo

Brah.. eat there.
If it's hype, it's hype.
Try it.

I ain't going to Uchiko tho.. shiet.
Take Kurt, that's some Kurt type shit.
Again, it's good.. real good..
But I don't like the vibe.

Most places round here are pretty much the type.
But Uchi and Uchiko are extra.

Probably just me.
But I ain't tryna catch a case.

thoiboi

i mean it's always express with me so it's a bit redundant

Majofo

Apparently Mia K confessed to quitting porn because of ISIS
Fuck you ISIS, EAT DICK!

cu2wagon

Is dick halal?

Yumcha

Depends.

thoiboi

only if it's circumcised in a specific manner

Yumcha

You read my mind, TB.

Yumcha

So, for example, my richard is NOT halal. So, stay away.

thoiboi

am i invited to the camping trips now then?

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

yeah she went off on some interviewer about how she was only in the adult industry for 3 months and only made 27 features.
I think she was like number 2 searched but I think the ISIS stuff was probably a pubic city stunt. Maybe not.

Yumcha

Didn't make much apparently during her time as an "actress" either apparently.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

she said something like 15 grand or something, right?
I find that semi hard to swallow.

Majofo

You fucktoads watch too much porn
Get a life loosers

Majofo

I bet half of you aren't even kosher