The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
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Head check with the chin check.
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Kurt, I love my Audi.
Do you love your Audi?
I think Audi is the new RLX with upgraded tyres.
Do you love your Audi?
I think Audi is the new RLX with upgraded tyres.
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angle your phone down so the drops don't hit the camera lens, you noob!
Plus, raining pics would be good ones with no visible swirls on yer owdi!
black plates look sinister.
Plus, raining pics would be good ones with no visible swirls on yer owdi!
black plates look sinister.
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In reviews, I do read a common thread is that the steering is a bit...detached. Personally, I think it's just great. There are quirks which I've posted in my car's thread but overall, gotta say love the look, love the drive, love the performance. I'm sure you are in the same boat.
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Yup, I have some of the weirdness, too. For example, if I put the car in park with it running, get out and walk away, I sometimes get a parking brake failure warning. It's meaningless.
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if it's below 35° I get a keyless start system fault... After starting the car with the keyless start...
It's reassuring that the warnings still work though, so there's that
It's reassuring that the warnings still work though, so there's that
Null and proud of it
I just ran from a crazy panhandler looking for Burger King. After quickly getting in my car and peeling out in fear, nearly hitting another car, I noticed my trunk was open... Like, WTF!
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#TrueStory
#StillShaken
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#TrueStory
#StillShaken
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Whopper Jr says MM has a dead hobo in his trunk
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You'll never get laid with an attitude like that MM
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What are the chances that what really happened is MM was huffing glue in his room and Don't Be A Menace came on?
Probably like 100%. Right?
Probably like 100%. Right?
Null and proud of it
No. I'm serious... I'm scared in my own parking lot!
This is the 4th time in three months, and this guy wouldn't leave.
Our night lady isn't doing her job and speaking of job, her son, (has the same name as I do) lives in a different part of the building, and get this, my company just hired him. I'm now going to start hiding... Not showing my face...
After running from drunk hobo, I had to close my trunk... Went to Wal-Mart a mile up the road and did that. Waited a few minutes to calm down, and my friend, the manager at work was riding through the parking lot. He didn't see me, but I see him around a lot! He's a good guy!
He's 20 and dating a pregnant girl! Well, she was pregnant and has a 2 year old already...
#GPT
#RUN
This is the 4th time in three months, and this guy wouldn't leave.
Our night lady isn't doing her job and speaking of job, her son, (has the same name as I do) lives in a different part of the building, and get this, my company just hired him. I'm now going to start hiding... Not showing my face...
After running from drunk hobo, I had to close my trunk... Went to Wal-Mart a mile up the road and did that. Waited a few minutes to calm down, and my friend, the manager at work was riding through the parking lot. He didn't see me, but I see him around a lot! He's a good guy!
He's 20 and dating a pregnant girl! Well, she was pregnant and has a 2 year old already...
#GPT
#RUN
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He's a drunk, tell him to back off or you'll call the cops. If he insists, pick up a stick and make him back off and then call the cops.
If you run now, you'll be running for the rest of your life.
Glad nothing happened but what message did you send to that guy now? You have to live in fear? Deal with it once, not every time
you want to walk over to your car.
Ignore all this advice cause he's probably already dead in your trunk and you're covering your tracks. Smaht!
If you run now, you'll be running for the rest of your life.
Glad nothing happened but what message did you send to that guy now? You have to live in fear? Deal with it once, not every time
you want to walk over to your car.
Ignore all this advice cause he's probably already dead in your trunk and you're covering your tracks. Smaht!
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About the Audi...if you get out while the car is running, mine automatically engages the E-E-brake.
The MMI takes a bit to connect to my phone sometimes which is annoying. The AC always defaults to not
recirculating air, I'm sure there's some sort of reason for that. The DSG is a tad jerky when you give it mid
throttle input...not light or pedal to the medal. At least until it warms up the fluid. I'll probably do the service
pretty soon as it's due at 75K. You have to push the auto-down feature on the driver door buttons pretty hard
to get them acknowledge which makes you have to do it more than once usually on at least one of the windows.
All in all, I am not disappoint.
The MMI takes a bit to connect to my phone sometimes which is annoying. The AC always defaults to not
recirculating air, I'm sure there's some sort of reason for that. The DSG is a tad jerky when you give it mid
throttle input...not light or pedal to the medal. At least until it warms up the fluid. I'll probably do the service
pretty soon as it's due at 75K. You have to push the auto-down feature on the driver door buttons pretty hard
to get them acknowledge which makes you have to do it more than once usually on at least one of the windows.
All in all, I am not disappoint.
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I always found it pretty easy to confuse the DSG in my GTI with mid power inputs.
VW loves to have the AC set to non recirc. Which is really strange, because if I have the fan running on non-recirc and switch to recirc, it automatically turns the AC on...weird.
The auto down windows are wonky in just about every CANBUS car I've driven. You can hit both window switches in the FRS, but it'll only cause one to auto up/down - the other will just stop, despite having hit the distinct click for the auto feature.
The VW is similar too. I can use auto up/down on both front windows without a problem, but sometimes the rear windows don't know what to do.
All in all, you tend to chalk up these oddities as character, learn to live with them, and eventually appreciate them, especially since everything else about them is rewarding.
We're still talking about cars, right?
VW loves to have the AC set to non recirc. Which is really strange, because if I have the fan running on non-recirc and switch to recirc, it automatically turns the AC on...weird.
The auto down windows are wonky in just about every CANBUS car I've driven. You can hit both window switches in the FRS, but it'll only cause one to auto up/down - the other will just stop, despite having hit the distinct click for the auto feature.
The VW is similar too. I can use auto up/down on both front windows without a problem, but sometimes the rear windows don't know what to do.
All in all, you tend to chalk up these oddities as character, learn to live with them, and eventually appreciate them, especially since everything else about them is rewarding.
We're still talking about cars, right?
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My cars do none of that shit
And no one else fux my wife.
Coincidence?
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I guess everyone is huffing glue
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Joe thinks nobody else fux his wife just cause he's not watching!
Huff that Muff, baby.
Morgan, yes sir...nailed it. I had to even think about what oddities I've experienced. I'd rather
have these little quirks than the door lock actuators just point blank not working even after being
swapped out on the A3.
I will eventually get a real tune and dsg tune though, I want the crisp shifts in all scenarios...with mid input
it's almost like the car is trying to mimic the delay of a shift of a manual. I figured maybe it's because the
fluid wasn't fully warmed up yet.
Huff that Muff, baby.
Morgan, yes sir...nailed it. I had to even think about what oddities I've experienced. I'd rather
have these little quirks than the door lock actuators just point blank not working even after being
swapped out on the A3.
I will eventually get a real tune and dsg tune though, I want the crisp shifts in all scenarios...with mid input
it's almost like the car is trying to mimic the delay of a shift of a manual. I figured maybe it's because the
fluid wasn't fully warmed up yet.
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Oh J. Sweet, beautiful, dumb, J.
That's *literally* how normal healthy relationships work.
You've been bout that #AudiLyfe too long my friend.
It's okay though. There will always be someone, Who will support your lifestyle.
That's *literally* how normal healthy relationships work.
You've been bout that #AudiLyfe too long my friend.
It's okay though. There will always be someone, Who will support your lifestyle.
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Happy potato slices dunked in hot oil day.
I'm off to get airbag recalls done on the truck and drink dealership coffee.
I'm off to get airbag recalls done on the truck and drink dealership coffee.
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I got the airbag recall done on the A3...
I still get notices to contact Audi to get the recall done.
What the fuck...they don't update their system?
I still get notices to contact Audi to get the recall done.
What the fuck...they don't update their system?
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New airbags still kill.. trying again.. I'm sure these new new ones are fine.
Read a book, shit
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I met FJ's wife
I was like, you want to get down?
She looked me dead in the eye and said.. do I look like Kurt?
Then she told me to fuck off, no one drives an Audi in their barrio, pendajo
I was like, you want to get down?
She looked me dead in the eye and said.. do I look like Kurt?
Then she told me to fuck off, no one drives an Audi in their barrio, pendajo
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Paging @rockstar143 - the streak continues
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wtf is going on in here...
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ladiboi, Kurt, J
You have to fuck one, marry one, kill one
Go!
ladiboi, Kurt, J
You throw them in a pit where there's two knives in the middle
Only one can survive and secure their freedom
Who survives? Go!
You have to fuck one, marry one, kill one
Go!
ladiboi, Kurt, J
You throw them in a pit where there's two knives in the middle
Only one can survive and secure their freedom
Who survives? Go!
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Def marry J.. that guy is handy AF
I'd probably just kill both ladiboi and Kurt because.. cmon
I'd probably just kill both ladiboi and Kurt because.. cmon
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I think Kurt going to grab both knives and stab the shit out of bof you
Then probably fuck your corpses where he stabbed y'all
In the ass
Then probably fuck your corpses where he stabbed y'all
In the ass
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Probably doesn't even leave the pit..
Just continue to fuck and eat your flesh until he has no more nourishment..
Then he starts eating his flesh until all the evidence is gone.. like a Kurt black hole
But not his butthole
Or his mouf
Just continue to fuck and eat your flesh until he has no more nourishment..
Then he starts eating his flesh until all the evidence is gone.. like a Kurt black hole
But not his butthole
Or his mouf
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Science things
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