kurtatx

You can only fit 2 bodies in the trunk without taking them to Satriale's

cu2wagon

Damn Kurt. FFS.

cu2wagon

Majofo

You can fit 4 in your trunk
4 in your mouth
And 4 more by hand
Hustle hard -Kurt

cu2wagon

Kurt's been reading the ladiboi "How to be a Team Player" book, I see.

Getting played by the whole team, if that wasn't clear.

thoiboi

Trunk space is actually a bit tight so they better be bodies and not traditional gwai ro

Majofo

ladiboi's trunk space tight

thoiboi

What's your question MM? You could just ask it rather than ask if you can ask it

Majofo

If ladiboi can succ dicc in it, so can you MM
Get money

Midnight Mystery

Thanks...

How's the steering feel? Is it decent like a Honda, or is it the same wobbly crap I have in the Kia?


Been reading on CL and a lot of members there claim the steering is pretty numb...


I just don't want something that has a 1-3" dead spot on center where I can just wobble it like an old pickup truck...

Costco

MM, just drive the thing if you are seriously considering buying it.

No tire kicking. And don't take your eyes off the road.

thoiboi

Try it for yourself. Steering is definitely more numb compared to my TL but it's meant to be a more comfortable/luxurious car. I recently upgraded the RSB on my IS and it really helped with the handling and makes the car much more enjoyable to drive.

It really is a night and day difference compared to my Type S but they're in different classes IMO.


Like Costco said.. you gotta try it for yourself.. Just take one of car wash clients' IS for a test drive one of these days and report back

cu2wagon

But how's the space in the back seat for earning "tips"?

Midnight Mystery

I just don't any more of those TL woes... Dash crack, BT, mirror actuators, tranny mounts, pressure switches.... I mean, most of that is maintenance, but still, it's a lot to tackle at one time...


From what I hear, the IS doesn't hit you with that buttload of maintenance up front...


I'm cross shopping the IS with a 7G Accord V6...


It doesn't nees to be Acura sharp steering, but as long as it's close to a Honda, I'm good!

thoiboi

Depends on the demographics of the area


in CA, you can probably fit 3-4 man-bun wearing, soy chai drinking chaps, but in his part of town, 2 bubbas.. max.


Just gotta increase your efficiencies in other ways...

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Get the Accord, Wes...
you rant and rave about it being a dream car.
but don't kid yourself...any aging vehicle will not oblige you with a convenient maintenance/repair schedule.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

my best cliche'd advice is "love the one you're with" and "the evil you know"

thoiboi

Agreed, for your purposes, Accord fits the bill better.

cu2wagon

Aren't you broke?

Why are you looking at cars?

IF you need a different car, get a civic and STFU.

Make Plan. Save money. Execute Plan.

Quit being a Kurt.

cu2wagon

You don't need to try to keep up with the jonses DeerMeat. He's the wurst example to try to follow.

thoiboi

Is that why you go through cars faster than the Kardashians go through husbands?

thoiboi

But am i supposed to write a book about making a plan? Or make a plan to write a book?


I often get that mixed up

cu2wagon

Not you, dummy.

You just worry about ruining your like with the wedding, and then snatching DeerMeat's snatch S2000 when the time is right.

cu2wagon

This fuckin' guy over here living in a motel in Asscrack Mississippi, talking about "what Lexus should I buy?" when really he needs to think less about making a move on a car and more about making a move out the motel and into a place to live.

If you want a Lexus, maybe take $20 down to the titty bar and get a lappy from someone NAMED Lexus. Then save the next $12,000 for rent on an apartment or some shit.

Damn. Don't be stupid.

thoiboi

Wes, do you listen to Podcasts?


Because if you don't, I think you should listen to Shittown https://stownpodcast.org/

I think you can really relate to it.

thoiboi

Once again, Cul0 being the voice of reason..

cu2wagon

Sheeeiit... Even Tacobello From Acurazine had a plan. And he executed it, and now look... He's gone places.

Nowhere any of us know or care about; but places.

Franchise1124

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I give advice.
I don't have to take it because I wasn't asking for advice.
My advice was applicable to him, but Culo was more eloquent about his guidance.

thoiboi

You're lucky you're handsum... otherwise you wouldn't be able to get away with this shit

cu2wagon

It's basically parenting style.

Like if the kid asks, "Can I have an ice cream bar?" DeerMeat will be all, "yes, sugarpie, you can. Would you like chocolate or strawberry?"

But I'm like, "you can eat some gawtdamn carrots or go to bed right fuckin now."

DeerMeat doesn't even blackout drink and beat his family so you know you're getting coddle advice when he responds.

thoiboi

Cul0 be like.. you want ice cream? I'll make you scream..

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

if the kid behaves well and gets good grades (their only "job" in life)...
they can have ice cream.
Otherwise...no dice.

thoiboi

good grades aren't everything

what if they just got a good heart.. or tried really hard?


Personally for me, I'd just blend up the carrots and other veggies and freeze them into an "ice cream" and let them eat that... best of the both worlds

Majofo

Fucking Kurt
Spreading his Kurt AIDS


Write a book

Majofo

I wouldn't even think twice about a TL

Majofo

Your poor kids..
Raising them to be entitled little shits that call the cops on people
Sad

Beat your kids folks, trust jofo


Calling CPS

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

they do what they should, they get good shit.
they don't. they get carrots.

Majofo

The fact that they think carrots is punishment is why kids are such pieces of shit these days
Even if you shoved that carrot up their ass and made them eat, that's sexual gratification and nourishment
That's not punishment mang

Guaranteed Kodak Black ate shit carrots

Majofo

My pops sometimes was away for days at a time for work
But on a typical evening he'd come through anywhere from 7PM to 2AM
Dis ninja would wait up because a ninja hungry

One time he brought home some powdered donuts from a gas station at 2AM
Shit mang, that's awesome, but I was feelin' some type of way because I wanted a hot meal
I took a pass and went to my room.. while in bed I swore something like fucking shit but only under my breath

Then realized shit mang.. donuts good, go eat you entitled fuck
Pops caught me coming out of my room, grabbed me by the back of my neck
Then made me eat a bar of Ivory soap.. then collect the soap shavings because why waste

Good times
Majofo doesn't call the cops