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Man, so it was like 7 years ago and my last night in Beijing (I think) before coming back to the States and I got some of these awesome chips at a little corner shop by the hotel. One of the oddball Asian only flavors of Lay's.
I've always held out hope that someday I'd stumble upon them at an Asian market here... And today was that day. Fuck to the hell yeah!
I been in L.A. too long, me and my bros hit the same hoes
L.A., Hollywood, that's some Valley hoes
Do I know how to fuck, they all know
Yeah yeah, fuck it, go down baby, you ratchet
I'm with the program, baby
Word in the streets, you with the whole town, baby
I'm tryna do it for the brother like Motown baby
Shit.. that fat fucker Family Cruisin' got pinched
Charged with child endangerment and street racing.. 15 counts
His ".. filmed in Mexico" disclaimers went unheeded
His bail set at 400K
He's definitely going to be popular in jail
Good thing he likes to eat, because he going to be eating lots of dick
He gon be selling all them cars now
Not that you fuckers care, but his hellcat burned down, he blamed the dealer
Flamed the dealer and put them on blast regularly
Ended up getting a Viper and RAM truck instead
Dealer probably called his friends at the local PD
Shit.. that fat fucker Family Cruisin' got pinched
Charged with child endangerment and street racing.. 15 counts
His ".. filmed in Mexico" disclaimers went unheeded
His bail set at 400K
He's definitely going to be popular in jail
Good thing he likes to eat, because he going to be eating lots of dick
He gon be selling all them cars now
Not that you fuckers care, but his hellcat burned down, he blamed the dealer
Flamed the dealer and put them on blast regularly
Ended up getting a Viper and RAM truck instead
Dealer probably called his friends at the local PD
good riddance.. what a POS. CPS should take away his kid too
There's a few things in life you never do..
Wish prison on anyone (death is fine), talk ill of the dead; want someone's kids to be taken from them
Don't be a bitch ladiboi
So... kill the father instead of take away the kids.. that way the kid learns? I don't follow the logic, please enlighten me.. I can't readz good..
You dummi ladiboi
You can wish death upon a motherfucker because they're bastards
But to wish the death of their spirit by taking away what's vital like their freedom and kids is a fuck no
Fuck outta here..
Don't be talking about logic when you want the kids taken away
What the fuck did the kids do to be punished? Who are you to say what's best for them?
You dummi ladiboi
You can wish death upon a motherfucker because they're bastards
But to wish the death of their spirit by taking away what's vital like their freedom and kids is a fuck no
Fuck outta here..
Don't be talking about logic when you want the kids taken away
What the fuck did the kids do to be punished? Who are you to say what's best for them?
I mean.. 160 MPH through a construction zone is probably not best for them..
but i guess you have a point, I'm not a father, what do I know..
I think I understand the kill a man vs. kill a man's spirit though.. For the sake of argument I'll retract me "take his kids away" statement and just wish that they suspend his license for being a dumbfuck
I think I understand the kill a man vs. kill a man's spirit though.. For the sake of argument I'll retract me "take his kids away" statement and just wish that they suspend his license for being a dumbfuck
yeah, and hopefully they violate his bootyhole too.. make him drive a TLX after
Shiettttt!!!!!!!
Trust me ladiboi, your child will be your spirit
You think you know what love is, and you do
But you haven't experienced the depths of love until you bring another being into this world
It's immense, even if it takes you years to comprehend and process it all
Your very fabric as a human being will be that child
Maybe they become little shits and disappoint the fuck out of you (boithoi Kurt)
But your heart and soul will be forever changed, you'll see mang
Get to fuckin'
Trust me ladiboi, your child will be your spirit
You think you know what love is, and you do
But you haven't experienced the depths of love until you bring another being into this world
It's immense, even if it takes you years to comprehend and process it all
Your very fabric as a human being will be that child
Maybe they become little shits and disappoint the fuck out of you (boithoi Kurt)
But your heart and soul will be forever changed, you'll see mang
Get to fuckin'
Quoting to add to the book of Majofoisms for future reference.. I'm sure that's going to be true.. Also part of the reason why I'm not ready for kids yet, I still want to continue to be selfish because I know the second they come, my entire life will revolve around theirs.
Fucking huge sacrifice
You'll start making some coin
You broke
You get into a certain lifestyle
Whether that's going out or sleeping in
Scratch them plans
Travel
Shiet, better get them points
bc after they turn 2, that's another seat
Oh you got 4 kids.. shiett.
My next trip next year gonna cost 8-9k just for tickets.
Poor people shit, commuter class (see list item #1)
You like to raw dog
Nut up in yo girl no pills no jimmies
See if that changes after first kid
FLIP DGAF
Shit.. I be up in my crib like it's FUCKIN TR3YWAY!!!
Little Jofos right behind me like it's FUCKIN TR3YWAY!!!!!
Have to beat them on the regular
Don't be saying crazy shit I be sayin' SHIT!