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Old 10-23-2018, 12:18 AM
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fucking a... the white supremacy comes out...




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I mean, I think they just call that "Canadians".
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Someone in a pickup truck yelled "Hey, you look like Post Malone", like WTH!!! I statred laughing uncontrollably!!! Second time, and third occasion in a month that this has happened!!!
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These are the following cars I’m eyeing:

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Question

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I can't swim for shit. I'm afraid of water.
Is it safe to infer that black people don't swim cause if they did they would have just jumped off the damn ships in the first place and stayed in Wakanda?
I wonder if the original Europenis made up crazy lies about what happens if you jump in the water. I actually recall there being a slave ship that was sunk off Key West's coast...
I went to swim near there and recall feeling eerie (not irie). It wasn't until after that I looked up the history on the place.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henrietta_Marie
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Flip, your list of vehicles is all over the map. Dafuq is goin on.
Conservative vehicle: Accord
Luxury Vehicles: 340/benz
Kid hauler for sports: F-1fiddy
Throw shit in the back - Ridgeline
Muscle: Scat Pack CTS-V

I just need to see which category I want.
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Is it safe to infer that black people don't swim cause if they did they would have just jumped off the damn ships in the first place and stayed in Wakanda?
I wonder if the original Europenis made up crazy lies about what happens if you jump in the water. I actually recall there being a slave ship that was sunk off Key West's coast...
I went to swim near there and recall feeling eerie (not irie). It wasn't until after that I looked up the history on the place.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henrietta_Marie
Wakanda Forever.
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2nd day on boil water notice for the whole city
Like I give a fuck
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The whole of Austin or just like a localized area?

Cut to the point, I thought Austin's tap water was pretty tasty... am I going to die?
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Drop the kids off at school and they're having them wash hands with bottled water
Like some privileged fucks

Attempted to wash kiddos hands in sink, teacher was like nahhhhh
Shushhhh ho.. I then drank from tap. line in the sand.
Shiett...

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Old 10-23-2018, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Conservative vehicle: Accord
Luxury Vehicles: 340/benz
Kid hauler for sports: F-1fiddy
Throw shit in the back - Ridgeline
Muscle: Scat Pack CTS-V

I just need to see which category I want.
all the above!!!
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I mean, I know I'm going to die, but like, will it be real soon?
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Or will I just become Sir Poopsalot?
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Meh. Fuggit. IDGAF YOLO SHRUGLIFE.
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Boil they nuts.
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Can't drink the water?

Sounds like government mandated day drinking!
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Fucking school trying to turn your kids into some 10%'er type shit!

Wash yo hands with this Kirkland water bottle.
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon

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Can't drink the water?

Sounds like government mandated day drinking!
No showers either, huh?

Giving zero fucks.
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You know the water at my gym the last couple of days has not been cold. Government must be trying to teach us a lesson.
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
The whole of Austin or just like a localized area?

Cut to the point, I thought Austin's tap water was pretty tasty... am I going to die?
All of Austin, suburbs too.
They are at capacity.. something like can only filter 1M gallons / day and daily use is about 1M gallons.
So they're letting in sediment water. Probably don't netipot with it, flesh eating amoeba and shit.
But I drank a big ass cup of coffee every morning. Someone going to die if that don't happen.
Chance of killing you... Majofo > Austin dookie water
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Originally Posted by Majofo
2nd day on boil water notice for the whole city
Like I give a fuck
Damn. I was close to issuing one of those, back in late June, early July.

two days would be unheard of.
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I think the boil notice was early Monday, you prob fine.
I got giardia in Shanghai, high fever for a day, faucet ass for weeks.
I still ate like a fucking king.. best of both worlds really.. eat all you want, lose weight and shit.
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When we had a "water restrictions" they where all

If it's yellow, let it mellow
If it's brown flush it down

Bitch my shit be green sometimes, whatchu got?

We have people taking showers and using the water to water they plants and wash they cars TF....
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Go to Starbucks and ask for a straw and some water.

Wait is that straw law only in Kalifornia? Probably
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Yeah. No one cares about straws here in the America part of America. That's just you Flippy.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
All of Austin, suburbs too.
They are at capacity.. something like can only filter 1M gallons / day and daily use is about 1M gallons.
So they're letting in sediment water. Probably don't netipot with it, flesh eating amoeba and shit.
But I drank a big ass cup of coffee every morning. Someone going to die if that don't happen.
Chance of killing you... Majofo > Austin dookie water
So permanent water ban going forward or what? How are they going to increase capacity?

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Well, for one. Fuck the poor people. They can keep boiling. Divert the clean stuff to the rich.

No more problem.
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Spoken like a true gentleman
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Yeah. No one cares about straws here in the America part of America. That's just you Flippy.
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Well, for one. Fuck the poor people. They can keep boiling. Divert the clean stuff to the rich.

No more problem.
FJ for president 2020.

I mean, you can't be as bad as orange fuck.
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@Majofo , two weeks water boil
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@Majofo , two weeks water boil
LULZ. Found the poor!
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I don't think Round Rock is affected.

I hope not, at least

This is just a ploy to get us to use less water. No one has said anything about bacteria as far as I can tell.
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What about Red Rock?!?!
That's where I'm moving when I leave Uranus.
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What about Red Rock?!?!
That's where I'm moving when I leave Uranus.
That's a Traverse-level joke
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