i use a produce wash from Trader Joe's or Whole Foods for all of our produce.

 

this one specifically.

 

Liar.

Pretty sure you wash all your foods in hoisin, Hoisin.

 

aww hell no, that's stuff is too valuable to wash down the drain.. i rinse my produce ahead of time so that the hoison has a better chance of marinating the produce i'm about to consume

 

not a lot of loosering up in here...

 

Done -ing...

 

Sheiiit... This day started as a dumpster fire and has just grown into a dumpster fire that throws flaming shit and broken bottles.

 

It's gotta be close to beer:30.

 

Poor Tobey.

 

Poor Tobey indeed.

Beer:30 has turned into MoreMeetings:30.

 

Thankfully, with WFH, they are one and the same.

 

Anyone in here ever replace their penis with a vagina?
Looks easier than the other way around, thankfully.

 

There was one bitchass mark trick snitch piece of shit that used to post here, and he did that

 

well, I have been enjoying a few cans of white claw/truly

Mixed berry!

 

mango and pineapple white claws are good

i hear...

 

 

I went to a college graduation party for the kid of a friend of ours. Maybe 2 years back? I guess it was right when White Claws were starting to become A Thing™ and all the rage at the colleges. So being the hip kids they were, they had White Claws there in a cooler.

Well, I didn't know what they were because I'm an old fogey lame dad so I was cracking them open, taking a sip, and then backfilling with Vodka to get my swerve on.

Only later did I find out that they already have alcohol in them.

/CSBYOLOSWAG4WHITECLAWZ

 

Any Yerrow Claws...?

 

fucking 7 AM meeting today damn India

 

 

Sip some hoisin. It'll spritz you up.

 

Damn ladiboi, chill... Isn't that like 7PM for them?

You think they want to be talking to you instead of being with their family?

 

Should also break into song and dance during the calls.

 

gotta screw in those light bulbs!

I got moves like Hrithik Roshan (moves like jagger but indian version)

 

Screw them till they're tight

 

spoiler alert: their family was part of the call

 

Bro. Is that a sweatshop joke?

 

now it's a family business i'm working with... stop being racists

 

Need to get a VCR working ...

 

Autocorrect thinks I'm wacist

 

Bro you're gonna get ignored again

 

 

Hey Joseph.

 

Hello Jeremiah.

 

My middle name is Luke!

 

Whoa, your whole name is Crustacean Luke Manowski?

Cool.

 

I was just trying to be cool and join in on the biblical names!

it's mike wazowski to you!

 

Friday! Yay!

 

 

My middle name is Danger.
Funny, my Dad wanted to me to be Jeremiah...after Jeremiah Johnson
but my Mom vetoed it.