Get high; make it through the night

 

He hates weekdays and any day he works and any day that ends in "day"

 

We can end that problem

 

no. not sick. Just stressed from work and new position.

 

 

New position at work? Sounds like getting fucked.

 

Tired of missionary

 

Yeah, get rammed in doggy. That way you can update spreadsheet tables, while doing spread cheeks on a table.

 

or just another Thursday as I call it

 

@ thotboi, it's thirstday

 

Gotta burn if you wanna earn.

 

The secret to being a millionaire is pyromania?

 

Monday again.

 

god damnit Drax

 

Dangerous game there...Miz is already on suicide watch, that might have done it.

 

 

It's Friday, bro...he was Joshing.

 

who's Josh, he sounds hideous

 

He's wearing khakis

 

Khakis? I thought that was Toby?

 

Poor Tobey.

 

Sorry, dude. Try not to let it get to you.

 

Miz...
this doesn't even sound like you.
Get a Monday afternoon lapdance on the corporate card today.
That's an order.

 

 

Miz, sending you some virtual hang in there, bro
What's that saying.... Hard work so hard at the party, or something???

 

Week off, suck it loosers

 

Well deserved!
I hope you bike and eat and relax!
No working on friend's cars and houses for free!

 

I could sure use a break from working.

 

do you need to shit?

 

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime penny, that’s why I poop on company time.

 

Vacation over...back to work today.

Need to win lottery. Cuz, I won't write a book like Taco.

 

Poor Yumbey.

 

Poop on company time, never flush.

 

I always leave an upper decker.

 

I make a dime penny, boss makes a buck. That's why I crank my hog in the company truck.

 

that’s a euphemism for peeing in Vitamin Water bottles right?

 

Something like that.

 

Tubesday.

 

something something, grateful to have a job, something something.

 

Good morning Crew. Took the day off. Pulled my back yesterday while doing demolition. (taking down a cinder block dividing wall). Wifey is like "since you're home, do you want to swap wheels on the M40i..." Oh and insert the "please" somewhere in there

I have a lot of crap planned between my house and the vehicles. I just don't know when I'm going to get around to doing it all. Running a business 24/7 leaves you burnt out when you have a spare day.

On a side note, I have yet to open all the crap that I ordered for the Acura.. It's all stored in my basement for now. I also ordered an X3 M rear tail gate spoiler from IND. It will come painted and ceramic coated. It's one of the last few modifications for the exterior. I have til Nov to extend the warranty and service packages. I already extended my base X3 to 100k. I plan on extending to M40i to 120K (warranty and service).

Wifey told me "no exceptions" she wants me to enjoy the TL more and try to go to at least one show this year. I don't know about you guys, but I'm getting tired of swapping wheels every season.. Y'all lucky to live in a state that doesn't get snow.