Hell yeah. If company is paying for it, I'd get a Double Big Mac, supersized. And some coke.

 

Sup.

 

Gang gang.

 

Box elder bugs and stink bugs must die!

 

so you got the hookers and blow, what's for lunch?

 

Who has time for lunch when there's hookers and blow.

Who even cares about lunch?

 

Who? has time for lunch when there's hookers and blow.

Who? even cares about lunch?

​​​​​​​Who? Is a cuck bitch.

 

Guess what day it is?

 

 

better fuckin believe it is...
or I'll pack my bags!

 

hey fuck joe, nice avi! It's almost christmas time

 

I forgot to change it back a couple years ago and the neat thing is that laziness and convenience sync up eventually, regardless.

 

even a broken clock
is wrong almost all day.

 

wonder if chad and taco ever met up and exchanged sloppy blow jobs or something

 

I can fix with an oil and lube. $175 and we come to you!

 

Poor Tobey.

 

Doubtful. That bitchass snitch trick mark Taco was afraid of black dudes and Chad sucked so many loads from BBC that Taco would just run away out of proxy fear.

 

I wonder if they both walk into a room with a big black dude if they would fight for who gets to suck his dick first...or would they immediately combine forces and swap shaft and ball duties.

 

Chad would be on the dick faster than you could say "gaslight" and taco would be out the door, trembling with fear, faster than a divorce handshake.

 

Both enjoy hot cum splatting on their face though.

 

if the black dude was homeless, Taco would have called dibs though, that's for sure.

 

If he was homeless Taco wouldn't have even let Chad know he had a black dude chained up in his basement that jizzes on his face.

 

Oooh... That's true. The homeless aspect is a wildcard. You're probably right, I bet that would change things. Taco would still be a scared little sissy boy having a black man in his house, but he'd be in his comfort element doing the whole Bind, Torture, Rent thing.

 

Turdsday!

 

I wonder if he has grown at all.
Like, does he hate what he sees less now when he looks in the mirrah?

 

I bet he's grown considerably. He's probably pushing 300 lbs of type 2 shit (136 kg of merde de diabčte, eh!) in a bursting kielbasa casing.

Although he probably can't actually see the full girth in a standard mirror, nor with his insulin affected eyesight.

 

I hope to never piss you off.

 

 

suck a duck!

 

Had the day off yesterday for Indigenous People's day so today is my Monday.

So yep, sucking at least one dick, belonging to the week, is on schedule.

 

I kinda did...we had Beijing duck the other day.

 

Smallpox blanket day
Assholes!

 

 

 

i see you cuj0

 

 

I'm so tired. Like a bicycle... Too tired.

 

i understood that reference





also dickbike

 

this is basically genius test.
i passed.

 

Just another night on the jerb my friends...