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Wassup boyz,

So my uncle is talking to me last night about cars in general, and he's like "Guess what I've got in the driveway Jeff...an Audi Allroad 2.7T quattro"...so he was a little puzzled after I didn't go nuts. Then he continues on and is like "it will smoke your TL". That's when I got a little pissed off, so I was like "Really Tim, why don't we make this a true fact and really race them". He's a 47 year old guy, so I don't know if racing is something he would do. Anyhow, I went on the internet at his house, and to my surprise, the TL-S would fucking rape a 2.7T allroad. They are rated a 0-60 at 7.7 seconds, and quarter mile is like 16.5 seconds. I mean with these numbers, even a TL-P would take one of those. It's AWD which makes me weiry about it's launch, but I thought the 250HP and 260 LB/FT of torque would definitely have a lot of pull from a dead stop.

I guess I was wrong. Anyways today is good friday, I'll head over to his place later. If he mentions anything about smoking the TL, I'll grab his keys throw them at him and be like "Let's go Tim...and I mean reallllly go"!!!

No one is gonna tell me my car is slow, when I know it can beat a lot of cars on the road. Especially if the numbers are there to prove otherwise. No human can make a car faster than the number state.

Allroad 2.7T = 0-60 in 7.7, and quarter mile 16.5
3.2TL Type S A-Spec = 0-60 in 6.2 and quarter mile in 14.8

Race results = I will fucking smoke him!!!

ou sig

Wow I would have never guessed the Audi was so slow

Hmmm if those are the correct #'s then you would smoke him and like you said, I could get a win also....go for it!

stiletto

can we type "fucking" now?

dark inspire

apparently :p

yeah Jeff, show him who's boss! and then pass him down here so i can take a shot

hzm82

Of course the Audi is slow..........it's a heavy ass car. Over 4000lbs. unloaded.

dark inspire

wow, didnt know that!

goldendragon576

yeah, that's the problem with VW's and Audi's they are so heavy that even with so much power, it's almost useless because it's moving soo much weight. Kinda sad.

fsttyms1

you will smoke him jeff. i raced one with my TL-p and it wasnt even a race

FLAcuraTLS

that and the fact that audi/VW as well as others like Volvo need turbos to make their engines have any power...they need a lesson or two from honda on how to build motors and get power the natural way