To further perpetuate the notion that I probably am not worthy enough to drive a TL, I have recently noticed that when trying to switch to S-S, I have to body slam the shifter over.

Have I drank one too many sodas in the car?

 

Yeah mine got sticky too. Here's how to fix it:

ROOTBEER

 

get a can of compressed air and see if u can blow some of the crap out, then wipe it good with a sponge or something, then try to not spill any more drinks