car_lost

man.... im so pissed/happy right now. i was going home minding my own business when some guy in a black mercedes benz s430 with the amg kit and wheels and stuff but it wasnt the REAL amg blew right by me. so i caught up to him at the red light andwas on the other lane. so w/e he was ahead of me and as i was passing him he starts to get into my lane and i honk at him. he almost nailed me! so then i passed him and then he blew right by me again. so we got to the light and he had the passenger side window down. hes some punk ass little 16yr old with 1 male friend in the passenger seat and 2 girls in the back seat. they are all smiling and ****. so i *****ed at him telling him he was getting into my lane and his friend gets out and says "what the f*ck are u gonna do?!?!?" so right then and there i prayed to god thanking him that i had my baseball bat in my backseat. so i got it and told him... "nah nigga... what f*ck are YOU gonna do?!?!?!" "i suggest u get back in ur moms ride" while this is happening the light had turned green and we had a few spectators from the cars behind us. so he gets in the car and we started rolling down the street at 30mph. we got to another light and he had his window back up. he started to rev his engine. i was pissed so i decided... fu*k it. let me race this little bit*h. so i raced him and guess what????? i SMOKED his a$$. when i had passed him byt about 1 or 2 car lenghts.. i stuck my hand out and went . then i slowed down to get on the turning line. i dont think i have ever had a bigger smile on my face. then when i got home... i realized i still had the hazards on and turned them off. damn that **** was awesome. fu*kin punk a$$ b*tch. those girls musta been laughing at his ass. so yea theres my story. quite long but entertaining.

NsX Pilot

good kill !!..... i raced this guy in a 500s but his balls were bigger then his brains and it was not safe to be doin those speeds with that amount of traffic ... i shut down at 120 but he kept goin...he almost lost it gettin off at his exit. I would have loved it if he flipped over.

car_lost

i went up to 80... then i slowed down... he kept speeding up... i imagine he had to break hard as hell cuz there was traffic ahead. that guy musta been gay or something.... who the hell puts 2 girls in the back and a guy in the front?

130hp

ROFLMAO!!!

that was the best line i've heard in a long time.

great storry....stupid punk kids in their parents cars.

car_lost

lol yea... the reason i have it in my backseat is cause i had a similar experince before (no racing invovled) with like 4 guys and 2 cars. i was about to go get the bat, which was in the trunk, but the guy was on his way to my car already so i didnt have enough time. so since then i have it on my backseat, within reach.

Yaron2

sweet kill .... show those punk a$$ kids who drive daddy's car who's boss!!!

WiLz

so wut happened in the end?

nmbcatch21

I love stories like that! Good Kill Man.

samkws

hahahah
he might not even know what dose that flashing light means...hahahahahaha

fastcarz3

i don't think the S430 is a real good competitor b/c i smoked one at a red light once too. As soon as i topped out 2nd gear to third i was pulling away. The TLS is one niceass car

asloudasitgets

all little imature teenagers need to be spanked, especially when they be driving daddys car.

car_lost

that story is....

i was going down bird road to go play basket ball at a park. there were 2 cars infront of me that were messing aroundwith each other or something. so im minding my own business and the guy almost hits me switching lanes. so when we got to the light the guy in the passenger seat turns around and says something. so i said what the fu*k mother fu*ker?!?!? then he gets out. so i was about to get out and open the trunk when i realized... sh*t...he's almsot here and his buddies from the other car are getting out too. so i get back in my car and the first guy goes to the side of the street and picks up rocks!.... he threw 2 huge ass rocks. the first one missed me like by a mile and the other one hit another car. by the time he threw the 2nd one i was backing up taking a sh*t. mind u im going the wrong way in a busy street. so i get into a turning lane that goes to the turnpike and i cut off a million cars and get back on to bird road and take the red light. they get back in there car and take the light too. good thing they had some beat up clunkers. 3 seconds after i took the red light... i was gone like the wind. man if any of those rocks would have hit my car... i would of gone nucking futs. i probably would of gotten my a$$ beat but sh*t. and ever since then... the bat is within reach at all times.

numbaonexstunna

i spanked my friends e430....lost to a s500 by a foot =P

snapple

That's why I always have one of my many Emerson Knives on me. I'm carrying my Emerson SARK Police model on me right now. I also keep a ASP 26 inch Baton in my arm rest. Try and fuc$ with me and get delt with.

galfert

You guys with your agressive attitudes are going to end up with a bullet in your heads. It is best to avoid conflict and just walk away. There is a lot of crazy people out there. If you live in Miami, Newark, New York City, or LA just avoid those nuts that aren't afraid to pull the trigger.

snapple

That's why I'm gonna put my Wilson Combat Custom 12ga in my trunk.:flamer:

BlackBeauty

Good advice, live long and prosper

spyguy

In VA, concealed handgun permits can be issued to anyone over 21 with no criminal record. I've had my permit for about a year now and I ALWAYS carry. Not that I'd ever start anything, but it's a good feeling to know that the Glock is right there on my hip in case I ever need it in a situation like that and couldn't get out.

snapple

Damn. You got yours. I'm still trying to obtain mine in California. It's hard as FUC$ to get one out here. I'm still trying and I'm gonna get it at any cost. I should just move to nevada or something.

stiletto

use the force, Luke... use the force...

FLAcuraTLS

Galfert is right..Guns, bats, knives, what are we cowboys living in the west going to the Saloon to drink up some whiskey? Avoiding confrontation is best, ALWAYS. Just my opinion.

samkws

i also have a steering wheel lock under my seat:p

Blazin TL

yea, but have a 9 or a 45 in your trunk, in the taillight compartment...

you never know how people are...

snapple

HAHA.